US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[TakingBackSunday]

Nintex confident that Trump will win is enough evidence for me that he will absolutely lose.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I'm just really excited to see how he will choose to exit. Most every president has left an encouraging letter and was very cordial. I can't imagine it being ANYTHING like that if he loses in Nov.

I wouldn't leave out the possibility of him just leaving a giant steaming shit on the resolute desk.

I see a kennedy strategy.

[Mandark]

https://twitter.com/JuliaTerruso/status/1269711353226440712

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Imagine your insults based on golf.

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/CNNSotu/status/1269759827238105088

Awesome, great talk.

[Dickie Dee]

https://twitter.com/ActionMovieKid/status/1269766365465866240

[EchoRin]

Nintex confident that Trump will win is enough evidence for me that he will absolutely lose.

I hope. What did Nintex say back in 2015? I mean he wasn't on The Bore, but still. I need to know his predictability powers.

[Brehvolution]

I know a lot of people here don't play Warzone, but this is the loading screen every time you want to get back in a game:


That has to annoy those players with trump as their clan name. 

[Joe Molotov]

Nintex confident that Trump will win is enough evidence for me that he will absolutely lose.

I hope. What did Nintex say back in 2015? I mean he wasn't on The Bore, but still. I need to know his predictability powers.

Nintex was summoned into existence by the election of Donald Trump, and only a Biden victory can send him back to the dark realms from whence he came. Or if we trick him into saying his name backwards.

[Nintex]

Nintex confident that Trump will win is enough evidence for me that he will absolutely lose.

I hope. What did Nintex say back in 2015? I mean he wasn't on The Bore, but still. I need to know his predictability powers.

I predicted Trump would win and said to friends/co-workers etc. the race was over the moment he came down that escalator.
They were shocked that anyone could think Trump would really be nominated let alone elected President.

For months people told me stuff like: "Trump did this [insert scandal], it's over!" and I said: "Nope, he's gonna win" . Even after the Hollywood Access tape, I said that it changed nothing. He would somehow force a victory.
On election night I noticed the NeoGAF Twitterverse freaking out when Trump took like the first state. It was the dude with the cartoon kid with a sword or something that stood out to me the most.
He was REEing out, so I responded with: "He's gonna win" only to be blasted with polls and expert takes that Trump would lose. When he won I said: "Told ya" and he blocked me.

https://twitter.com/ActionMovieKid/status/1269766365465866240

Let's cut out the middle man and go with President Larry the Drunk. One of the best and underrated characters 

[Van Cruncheon]

how hard was your dick when scoring this profound victory over a resetera schlub

[Nintex]

how hard was your dick when scoring this profound victory over a resetera schlub

Not hard at all, tbh I felt kinda sad for all these people having their hopes and dreams crushed.
But they were very sore losers and it continued to escalate from there.

Good people turned into mindless REEEing activists unable to accept the inevitable.

[Van Cruncheon]

how terribly magnanimous of you, good sir not-at-all-a-shitposter

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1269986222207877120

 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/saintknives/status/1270042459544924167


 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1270044509418782721

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1269970024908894209

Looks like b e a s t m o d e has been reactivated.

[Brehvolution]

Seeing stories about how a bunch of communities were told on facebook that buses of antifa were coming to demonstrate in their podunk towns. Got towns all riled up in with people in their combat LARP gear. The buses never came because it wasn't true. 

Now I'd be surprised if it was white supremacists that would willingly dupe their own people. But apparently people on facebook are easily duped.



https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/klamath-falls-oregon-victory-declared-over-antifa-which-never-showed-n1226681

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/RealSteveCox/status/1270051317038190598

 

[Trent Dole]

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1269986222207877120

 

Sounds about right, I voted more against him than for fucking Hillary.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Seeing stories about how a bunch of communities were told on facebook that buses of antifa were coming to demonstrate in their podunk towns. Got towns all riled up in with people in their combat LARP gear. The buses never came because it wasn't true. 

Now I'd be surprised if it was white supremacists that would willingly dupe their own people. But apparently people on facebook are easily duped.



https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/klamath-falls-oregon-victory-declared-over-antifa-which-never-showed-n1226681

The antifa panic is just a modern version of this.
https://m.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1270000779068399618

[Dickie Dee]

https://twitter.com/arothmanhistory/status/1269973752139440134

[curly]

[Great Rumbler]

(Image removed from quote.)

"You better keep outta Capital Hill, Trump!"

[Joe Molotov]

I NEED to know the story behind those african scarves

Kente cloth, according to the Cooper Hewitt Smithsonian Design Museum, is a woven cloth made by the Asante and Ewe peoples in Western Africa, which is present-day Ghana and Togo. The highly-colored and patterned cloths as worn by members of Congress on Monday are also referred to as “prestige cloths,” and are intended for religious and ceremonial events.

[Nintex]

lmao Trump paid a firm to debunk the CNN poll
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270071794628726784

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1270063072460275715

 

[team filler]

 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/thekenyeung/status/1270080295354564608

aww  yissss

“Trump is malignantly crazy about the bad poll numbers,”

“He’s going to broom Kushner and [Brad] Parscale—the numbers are not getting better,”

“Any time Jared is in the papers, Trump complains, ‘We have to get Jared back to New York!’”

“Mattis’s thinking was, you can’t involve the military in politics, plus Trump could go haywire,”

“He’s asking people to agree with him that the polls are biased. But no one is telling him what he wants to hear,”

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270071785392943105

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1270093164532191234

[TakingBackSunday]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270071785392943105

make unskewing the polls great again

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/laraseligman/status/1270092940929572867

Army: "Fort Bragg has been renamed by the President!"

Protesters: "Yippieee!"

Army: "The President has called it FORT TRUMP"

Protesters: 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/MaxwellCSissman/status/1270093530594258956


 

[ToxicAdam]

Democrat leadership is so embarrassing. Give them the ball and they look for ways to fumble it back.

[Madrun Badrun]

Well, how can there be racism if there is only one species - HUMAN?   Also, how can there be cannibalism if we are all just fish - NOMNOMNOM

[Great Rumbler]

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1270085683994976256

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/anadoluagency/status/1270064657219358720 

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https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1270138194001002502

[Madrun Badrun]

https://twitter.com/anadoluagency/status/1270064657219358720 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1270085683994976256

 

repeat words words repeat them

"my star"

[Nintex]

We've gone all the way back to 2016
https://twitter.com/GregJaffe/status/1270195299894599682

Seb Gorka and Trump picking a fight with *checks notes* Mattis

[Pissy F Benny]

FOA Nintex:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1270359787998449665

[Cauliflower Of Love]

,

[Nintex]

My dudes brain is melting at an astonishing rate

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270333484528214018

Trump has been spending the weekend calling his friends in New York and other places to ask if they think the polls are right and he will lose to Biden.
Of course they all started talking about their insane theories as among Trump's friends are people like Corey Lewandowski, Seb Gorka, Lou Dobbs, Sean Hannity and many others.

Who knows what crackpot theories they discussed 

Donald Trump: "I only know what's on the internet"

[Madrun Badrun]

Just remember that 20% of American's will take that completely at face value and they will still be there when he's gone.  I have no idea how America comes back from that.

[Nintex]

As long as the other 80% believes those 20% are Russian agents and bots it won't be a problem.

[Tripon]

With their boss growing increasingly agitated with the state of his re-election campaign and with the efforts of Republican critics to undermine it, President Donald Trump’s team hatched a plan. They’d run a series of hard-hitting ads and place them on networks that they knew the president and congressional Republicans would watch.

And so, over the past month, the Trump campaign has spent slightly more than $400,000 on cable news ads in the Washington, D.C., area, buying time largely on Fox News but with some smaller buys on CNN and MSNBC as well, according to filings with the Federal Communications Commission. The ads began running in late May and are scheduled through June 23. It is, on a purely electoral level, a remarkably quixotic use of campaign cash. The purchases have no real shot of moving D.C., Maryland, or Virginia into the Trump column.

But that wasn’t the point. The Trump campaign said the ad buys were an attempt to reinvigorate and reassure the president’s supporters in the nation’s capital. “We want members of Congress and our DC-based surrogates to see the ads so they know our strong arguments for President Trump and against Joe Biden,” wrote Tim Murtaugh, the campaign’s communications director, in an email on Monday.

But two knowledgeable sources—one a Trump campaign adviser, the other an individual close to the president—said the D.C.-area ads had another purpose as well: to put the president himself at ease.

In recent weeks, Trump has grown visibly distraught at his prospects for re-election, with recent polling showing his standing in the race declining dramatically in the wake of a sustained coronavirus outbreak and resulting recession, and as demonstrators flood major cities to protest the police killing of an unarmed black man in Minneapolis last month. Things have gotten so bad that after CNN came out with a survey on Monday showing Trump trailing Biden by 14 points, Trump’s campaign’s pollster crafted a memo—subsequently posted to the president’s Twitter account—accusing presidential pollsters of a deliberate effort to “counter the enthusiasm of Trump voters.”

With Trump stuck in that milieu of anxiety, his re-election team is hoping that the ads may put him at ease that his formidable political machine is hard at work defending him and attacking his enemies. Trump is a voracious consumer of cable news, and—the thinking goes—is likely to see the spots pop up between segments of his favorite shows.

These sources also said the campaign is hoping to counter-program recent ads by critics that have driven the president to public outbursts. The ads in question were the work of the Lincoln Project, a super PAC run by a group of dissident conservatives, and elicited furious reactions from the president’s Twitter feed. The Lincoln Project aired a recent, hard-hitting ad called “Mourning in America” on Fox News in the D.C. media market with the explicit goal of getting the president’s attention.

“[The] so-called Lincoln Project is a disgrace to Honest Abe,” the president wrote in a series of aggrieved late-night tweets posted early last month. “I don’t know what Kellyanne did to her deranged loser of a husband, Moonface, but it must have been really bad.”

That spate of angry Trump tweets came early in the morning on May 5. The “Mourning in America” ad ran for another week. According to FCC filings, the Trump campaign began airing its rejoinder on DC-area cable news programs on May 27. It was not immediately clear which ads the campaign was airing, but on the same day, the campaign unveiled a spot that dubbed Trump “a bull in a China shop.” It also began buying airtime on Friday for a new ad hying unemployment numbers released last week.

The Lincoln Project represents a limited constituency, given that President Trump has received exceedingly high approval numbers among Republicans in poll after poll. But the group and its D.C.-targeted messages have managed to get under the president’s skin. And according to George Conway, a Lincoln Project co-founder and the husband of White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, the group got the idea from the Trump campaign, and specifically from Brad Parscale, the former top Trump digital aide who now runs the president’s re-election effort.

“[H]is people had bought ads in the District of Columbia—which you don't do in a presidential election! There are no persuadable voters in the District of Columbia,” Conway said in a May interview with The Daily Beast podcast The New Abnormal, co-hosted by his fellow Lincoln Project founder Rick Wilson.

“That stuck in my mind,” Conway recalled. “I was thinking, ‘Well, why can’t you just run an ad on the cable provider for the White House, so that some certain individual would see it?’”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-camp-runs-ads-on-dc-cable-to-ease-boss-anxieties-and-buck-up-congressional-republicans?ref=home

[CatsCatsCats]

Wow, that sounds desperate

[Nintex]

There are no persuadable voters in the District of Columbia

tfw Trump flips it because 1:10 liberal voters stay home because "there are no persuadable voters"

[Pissy F Benny]

I love how even being the president, so he will be be getting proper briefings on events, trump still gets all his info from the shit he watches on telly

[Joe Molotov]

I love how even being the president, so he will be be getting proper briefings on events, trump still gets all his info from the shit he watches on telly

OAN, the news network for people that think Fox is too liberal.

[Joe Molotov]

Maybe they have a point, the Democrat operatives at Fox News refuse to even report on the wave of Antifa granddads stealing police radio signals and then pretending to fall down and framing the police for it.

[Great Rumbler]

The blood spilling from his ears was obviously strawberry jelly that he'd placed there in advance.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/1270406644405542912

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/stphnfwlr/status/1270350918949765120

This happening in November for election day should scare everyone.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

It's dragging out time.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/stphnfwlr/status/1270350918949765120

This happening in November for election day should scare everyone.

look like the dem primary here in california, especially where younger people were voting 

[team filler]

 

[Dickie Dee]

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan/status/1270433974934999041

  if true

[Madrun Badrun]

https://www.theroot.com/donald-trump-jr-s-mongolia-trip-to-kill-an-endangered-1843965283