Author Topic: Songs for 💥-ing (Read 2906 times)

Atramental · « **on:** December 19, 2016, 05:46:46 PM »

It has occurred to me that I don't really have a "sexy time" playlist and I need some good songs to bang to.

Show me what you got, Boritos.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2016, 05:47:50 PM »

Just put on the entire Purple Rain album.

etiolate · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2016, 05:52:54 PM »

Prince
Sam Cooke
Burt Bacharach
Portishead
Chet Baker

Prince is fun, so you can start playing it without being that blunt. Chet Baker is pretty blatant in the DTF message.

If you want something that you can chill down to and won't sound weird when you start, then Thievery Corporation's Suadade album. Works at low volume.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2016, 05:53:16 PM »

Portishead

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4 on:** December 19, 2016, 05:59:50 PM »

zomgee · « **Reply #5 on:** December 19, 2016, 06:10:01 PM »

Zero 7

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** December 19, 2016, 06:14:11 PM »

Prince's Do Me Baby
Anything funk and especially James Brown and Sly Stone. Some Rufus might be cool.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #7 on:** December 19, 2016, 06:57:41 PM »

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2016, 07:01:34 PM »

Or put this on repeat

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2016, 07:15:35 PM »

post-nut clarity tunes

bless up

Huff · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2016, 07:19:09 PM »

Just fuck to a movie

Avoid the awkward "here's me putting on sex music" action

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** December 19, 2016, 07:23:42 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #12 on:** December 19, 2016, 07:25:17 PM »

You don't need a goddamn playlist. Put on a movie that either you've both seen before or one that neither of you will give a fuck about.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** December 19, 2016, 07:26:58 PM »

Yeah TBH the whole playlist thing is best for couples who wanna get romantic and this is a tindr fuck so just keep it chill. In college i fucked one of my gfs while Wii home screen music played because she had just played Mario or whatever. Then every time I heard that music I thought of pussy. Just wing it imo. Watch tv and do whatever

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** December 19, 2016, 07:28:50 PM »

the GOAT

but I agree about fucking during a movie or tv show instead

Atramental · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2016, 07:31:44 PM »

I got her started on It's Always Sunny. We'll probably start to get frisky with that in the background when she's over at my place.

Tasty · « **Reply #16 on:** December 19, 2016, 07:53:38 PM »

Alas, I highly doubt blasting Zelda music will get you laid.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** December 19, 2016, 07:59:11 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on December 19, 2016, 07:31:44 PM

I got her started on It's Always Sunny. We'll probably start to get frisky with that in the background when she's over at my place.

This is just my personal opinion, but I'd rather watch Sunny than fuck you. May I suggest Arrested Development. You could finish before the last episode recap ends.

Atramental · « **Reply #18 on:** December 19, 2016, 08:00:20 PM »

She's already seen arrested development. But I guess that doesn't really matter.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19 on:** December 19, 2016, 08:32:43 PM »

Or you can ignore the music and just get straight to fucking. I mean, damn...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** December 19, 2016, 08:36:57 PM »

take notes

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** December 19, 2016, 08:57:05 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #22 on:** December 19, 2016, 08:59:25 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2016, 08:57:05 PM

Go with this. You can laugh it off by saying you're thinking she's the one that is virgin.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** December 19, 2016, 09:08:47 PM »

1 putting on sex jams for a first time hookup is so fukkin corny icantrightnow

2 if your gonna blast anything keep it ambient ime

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24 on:** December 19, 2016, 09:18:33 PM »

Etiolate mentioned Suadade which is actually a good call.

Also I'd just have whatever playing before you enter the room. Just leave it running all day. Less awkward that way.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #25 on:** December 19, 2016, 09:55:56 PM »

For you Pallo

naff · « **Reply #26 on:** December 19, 2016, 10:15:27 PM »

I don't like soundtracking sex at all, imo it's generally a bad idea. If i had to i might go either way in the vein of these tunes:

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #27 on:** December 19, 2016, 10:31:20 PM »

Huff · « **Reply #28 on:** December 19, 2016, 10:43:04 PM »

Lost my V card to office space. Highly recommend it

Huff · « **Reply #29 on:** December 19, 2016, 10:48:02 PM »

Told a buddy, who then also used office space to get laid like a month later.

Pablo, might be a good option for you

Valkyrie · « **Reply #30 on:** December 19, 2016, 11:07:49 PM »

Tried music before/during sex, and it was just weird for us.

I need to spice things up. Maybe get a costume or something.

tiesto · « **Reply #31 on:** December 20, 2016, 12:00:51 AM »

Quote from: naff on December 19, 2016, 10:15:27 PM

Ooh, really loving this track!

I usually don't listen to music when I bang. My ex liked Beach House a lot and we banged while that played in the background once. But if I had to pick a song:

Or anything on Naked Music:

zomgee · « **Reply #32 on:** December 20, 2016, 12:15:54 AM »

Naked Music is good stuff.

benjipwns · « **Reply #33 on:** December 20, 2016, 12:24:30 AM »

Quote from: Huff on December 19, 2016, 10:43:04 PM

Lost my V card to office space. Highly recommend it

Gilmore Girls

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34 on:** December 20, 2016, 12:54:26 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on December 20, 2016, 12:24:30 AM

Quote from: Huff on December 19, 2016, 10:43:04 PM
Lost my V card to office space. Highly recommend it
Gilmore Girls

Rori or Lorieli?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** December 20, 2016, 12:55:28 AM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #36 on:** December 20, 2016, 12:59:26 AM »

Rory is the Janeway of Gilmore Girls, she's actually the villain.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #37 on:** December 20, 2016, 01:02:44 AM »

fuck music while having sex

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** December 20, 2016, 05:31:27 AM »

Philip Glass.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #39 on:** December 21, 2016, 01:11:32 PM »

First time I touched a pussy was to the movie Moulin Rouge maybe that sound track

studyguy · « **Reply #40 on:** December 21, 2016, 01:26:11 PM »

I'm partial to the sultry sounds of whatever is on TV at the time, many a night have I fucked to the sound of a Geico commercial bust a nut to the the intro of Bob's Burgers.

Really though, never fucked to music. Not sure if I'm missing out on much tbh.

Yeti · « **Reply #41 on:** December 21, 2016, 02:08:59 PM »

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #42 on:** December 21, 2016, 02:43:49 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #43 on:** December 21, 2016, 03:38:46 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on December 21, 2016, 03:20:41 PM

So the real question is: Lorelai or Rory?

Lorelai got knocked up at 16 and I bet she's into kinky stuff, plus running an inn must be stressful so I'm sure she's be down to ride dick ASAP. She's also hotter. Rory is too pretentious and spoiled for me, and has too much of a babyface that I'd feel weird face fucking her.

The mom is the obvious choice

thisismyusername · « **Reply #44 on:** December 21, 2016, 05:03:10 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on December 21, 2016, 03:20:41 PM

So the real question is: Lorelai or Rory?

Luke.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #45 on:** December 21, 2016, 05:04:57 PM »

Also, while I'm thinking of the title:

Valkyrie · « **Reply #46 on:** December 21, 2016, 09:21:37 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on December 21, 2016, 03:20:41 PM

So the real question is: Lorelai or Rory?

Lorelai got knocked up at 16 and I bet she's into kinky stuff, plus running an inn must be stressful so I'm sure she's be down to ride dick ASAP. She's also hotter. Rory is too pretentious and spoiled for me, and has too much of a babyface that I'd feel weird face fucking her.

It doesn't matter who, as long as I can give them a gagball for their mouth diarrhea.

Also, know what really fucked me up? When I learned the protagonist in Weeds was not the same actor as Lorelai.

News:

Author Topic: Songs for 💥-ing (Read 2906 times)