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Flannel Boy

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Jesus Christ
« on: January 26, 2007, 12:24:32 AM »
So I was drinking heavily at a bar for eight hours and the subject of women came up. I was told to be cocky and funny. I ended up murdering 23 people in a fit of rage. Should I call my lawyer?
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brawndolicious

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2007, 12:28:58 AM »
 :wag

Run.
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Janus

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2007, 12:29:35 AM »
Quote from: malek4980 on January 26, 2007, 12:24:32 AM
Should I call my lawyer?

No, you should consider trading in your vehicle and buy a white Ford Bronco.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2007, 12:33:27 AM »
Quote from: Janus on January 26, 2007, 12:29:35 AM
Quote from: malek4980 on January 26, 2007, 12:24:32 AM
Should I call my lawyer?

No, you should consider trading in your vehicle and buy a white Ford Bronco.
I don't own a car.

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ToxicAdam

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2007, 12:33:51 AM »
Did you get any numbers?

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Flannel Boy

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2007, 12:35:20 AM »
Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 26, 2007, 12:33:51 AM
Did you get any numbers?


I'm alone in my dorm room posting on evilbore... what do you think Adam?

sigh
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Boogie

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2007, 12:51:25 AM »
you should hit the gym.
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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2007, 12:55:57 AM »
Quote from: Boogie on January 26, 2007, 12:51:25 AM
you should hit the gym.
If I hit Jim what will that solve?
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Boogie

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2007, 01:02:10 AM »
Quote from: malek4980 on January 26, 2007, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: Boogie on January 26, 2007, 12:51:25 AM
you should hit the gym.
If I hit Jim what will that solve?

girls are turned on by violence.  All my friends' girlfriends want to watch me choke their boyfriends out.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Jesus Christ
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2007, 01:03:29 AM »
Quote from: Boogie on January 26, 2007, 01:02:10 AM
Quote from: malek4980 on January 26, 2007, 12:55:57 AM
Quote from: Boogie on January 26, 2007, 12:51:25 AM
you should hit the gym.
If I hit Jim what will that solve?

girls are turned on by violence.  All my friends' girlfriends want to watch me choke my friends out.
Women like gay porn and men like lesbian porn.
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