In this thread: you ship your favorite Bore members.

[Wrath2X]

For my ship, I'll go with Mandark and JayDubya. Their political back and forths are rife with sexual tension. I can see Mandark stroking JayD's hair, whispering in his ear "You're cute when you're angry".

I was going to go with Joe and demi, but that's canon.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Benji and Mac for maximum shitposting

Dufus/Rax/Pallo - Oh man, I would pay good money for that triangle of relationship crazy.

[bork]

FedEx or UPS?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Arvie and Mupepe

The depravity

[tiesto]

Me and the cute girl with the big forehead who used to post here (Rachel or something I think her name was)

[bork]

Me and the cute girl with the big forehead who used to post here (Rachel or something I think her name was)

...You already said exactly this in another thread. 

[Boogie]

Sorry, tiesto, Waychel was all about Asian men.

[Rufus]

Is this the same Waychel who was with Dan Hsu from EGM at one point? Some blonde with a squeaky voice?

[Joe Molotov]

I was going to go with Joe and demi, but that's canon.

At least PD's not in here shipping me with my brother. 

[CatsCatsCats]

PD and Michelle

[Momo]

Lan x BlackMage
Rumbler x Joe
Demi x Methodis (this is weird, i know)

[Rufus]

She was on some Bitmob (a site he founded with Damien Linn) podcasts with Hsu. Did not make a good impression.

This is who I was thinking of. A completely different but also infantile way to write Rachel.
https://twitter.com/theRaychul

[Steve Contra]

Shaka and Lager 

[Syph]

She was on some Bitmob (a site he founded with Damien Linn) podcasts with Hsu. Did not make a good impression.

This is who I was thinking of. A completely different but also infantile way to write Rachel.
https://twitter.com/theRaychul

Dan Hsu GOAT
also im glad someone else knows about bitmob lol

[tiesto]

Hmm, well if Waychel isn't gonna work... me and Leeness (not on the Bore but a prominent GAF poster). A cute, needy BBW who needs constant reinforcement? Sounds exactly like the kinds of girls I date!

[Huff]

Shipping yal off to the nearest dumpster

[bork]

what the hell is shipping

ship·ping
ˈSHipiNG/
noun
noun: shipping

-ships considered collectively, especially those in a particular area or belonging to a particular country.
    "the volume of shipping using these ports"
-the transport of goods by sea or some other means.
        US
-a charge imposed by a retail company to send merchandise to a customer.
        "statues were available at $20 plus $4 for shipping and handling"

[Himu]

Sorry, tiesto, Waychel was all about Asian men.

Iranians count as Asian, right?

I swear I would have gotten it on with WayWay if it weren't for the Atlantic.

you said you were white the other week

[Rufus]

Well, he is aryan.

[Rufus]

I don't remember saying anything about my skin colour recently.

[Tasty]

Glen and chrono hatefucking hard enough to cause an earthquake.

[brawndolicious]

Demi & G. It's like the tenth season of a sitcom where you want them to finally end up together.

I don't remember saying anything about my skin colour recently.

Well neither do I.

Well I like to take every opportunity to brag about my racial ambiguity due to being the same race as you and how I can claim to be Asian, white, or even Aryan. Although people have asked me if I'm everything from Russian to Indian. If I was a porn star, PD would never leave the house with his IR fetish.

[chronovore]

Glen and chrono hatefucking hard enough to cause an earthquake.

Yeah, no.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Never put your dick in crazy.

[close]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I was going to go with Joe

 and demi, but that's canon.

At least PD's not in here shipping me with my brother. 

You just mad because PD has skillfully examined more packages than UPS, dude.

[nudemacusers]

Glen and chrono hatefucking hard enough to cause an earthquake.

Yeah, no.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Never put your dick in crazy.

[close]

you don't seem that crazy





 

[chronovore]

Glen and chrono hatefucking hard enough to cause an earthquake.

Yeah, no.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Never put your dick in crazy.

[close]

you don't seem that crazy





 

C'mere, let me show you how this works. 

[nudemacusers]

[Madrun Badrun]

To where?

[chronovore]

To where?

Don't step to me, I've got tentacles a-plenty for you here in Japan as well. They hand them out at Customs, just after passport inspection.

[CatsCatsCats]

To where?

Don't step to me, I've got tentacles a-plenty for you here in Japan as well. They hand them out at Customs, just after passport inspection.

The bolded read like you were about to go into a Chronovore rap 😂

[bork]

To where?

Don't step to me, I've got tentacles a-plenty for you here in Japan as well. They hand them out at Customs, just after passport inspection.

The bolded read like you were about to go into a Chronovore rap 😂

Don't step to me, I've got tentacles a-plenty
Fuck ya'll up with my arms that be many
Chrono breaking it down this like this
Yo which muthafucka stole my flowho
Eeney meeney miney mo
Stick my fucking tentacles right up they back do'
Blast dey ass hit dem with my direct blow
BLOW BLOW it all right onto Molotov Joe
CatsCatsCats eating my other tentacle

[demi]

Joe and demi

[chronovore]

To where?

Don't step to me, I've got tentacles a-plenty for you here in Japan as well. They hand them out at Customs, just after passport inspection.

The bolded read like you were about to go into a Chronovore rap 😂

Don't step to me, I've got tentacles a-plenty
Fuck ya'll up with my arms that be many
Chrono breaking it down this like this
Yo which muthafucka stole my flowho
Eeney meeney miney mo
Stick my fucking tentacles right up they back do'
Blast dey ass hit dem with my direct blow
BLOW BLOW it all right onto Molotov Joe
CatsCatsCats eating my other tentacle

This is great! But I'm as white as mayonnaise, so all my raps must match a polka beat.