Dragons don't make evolutionary sense.

[ToxicAdam]

How does a creature evolve with wings AND arms? Bullshit.

[Tasty]

Are you saying angels are bullshit? Cause I call bullshit on you if so.

[Raist]

Last I checked they're not real.


edit: yes, this applies to angels too. And succubi. And gargoyles.

[Cerveza mas fina]

because its a magical creature ffs

[Great Rumbler]

Because they're actually giant insects, duh:

[ToxicAdam]

If I throw myself repeatedly off the building, will I grow wings? Maybe nubs?


edit: Fuuuck. Dragons are giant insects!

[Joe Molotov]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Still believing in evolution

[thisismyusername]

If I throw myself repeatedly off the building, will I grow wings? Maybe nubs?

Who says in fantasy that monsters/creatures/humans evolved, check your privilege Darlord.

[Atramental]

Your mother doesn't make evolutionary sense.

[Phoenix Dark]

dragons that don't have arms>>>
https://vokpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/daenerys.jpg

[curly]

this is racist against chinese dragons

[Rufus]

Who is most likely to go on a Wyvern rant here? JayDub?

[nudemacusers]

Last I checked they're not real.

proof?

[zomgee]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

EVERY TIME THE WORD DRAGON IS SAID THE MOVIE SPEEDS UP

[Raist]

Last I checked they're not real.

proof?

Burden's not on me brah.

[Purrp Skirrp]

M2FW I see this thread

[nudemacusers]

Last I checked they're not real.

proof?

Burden's not on me brah.

I guess according to you gravity waves didn't exist until a few years ago, nor did photons exist until the 1900s.

[VomKriege]

Who is most likely to go on a Wyvern rant here? JayDub?

The fictional planes to unlock in Ace Combat are often meh.

[Joe Molotov]

Last I checked they're not real.

proof?

Burden's not on me brah.

I guess according to you gravity waves didn't exist until a few years ago, nor did photons exist until the 1900s.

Believe in fake shit like gravity, brehs. 

[Brehvolution]

[Brehvolution]

What about a dragon with arms and 5 heads?

[ToxicAdam]

5 mouths. 5 digestive tracts? 5 anuses? Or one centralized digestive tract? Which head decides when it is hungry and full?

So many questions that scientists need to study.

[Raist]

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Neeeeerd.

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That chart is BS, the size of most of these were never described by Tolkien.

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[Tasty]

[Phoenix Dark]

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Neeeeerd.

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That chart is BS, the size of most of these were never described by Tolkien.

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*puts on nerd cap*

Ancalagon fall resulted in the destruction of a massive part of the Iron Mountains including three huge towers. That would suggest he was as large as the mountains.

*takes off nerd cap*

[Great Rumbler]

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Even though The Hobbit trilogy didn't turn out so great, I still really want some more Tolkein movies based on the crazy stuff that was in The Silmarillion.

[Raist]

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Neeeeerd.

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That chart is BS, the size of most of these were never described by Tolkien.

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*puts on nerd cap*

Ancalagon fall resulted in the destruction of a massive part of the Iron Mountains including three huge towers. That would suggest he was as large as the mountains.

*takes off nerd cap*

So did Durin's Bane to some extent. And he didn't even fall from the sky. 

[El Babua]

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Even though The Hobbit trilogy didn't turn out so great, I still really want some more Tolkein movies based on the crazy stuff that was in The Silmarillion.

Not gonna happen unless Christopher Tolkein sells the rights, which means it won't happen until he dies.

They couldn't even name the Blue Wizards in the Hobbit movie because of it. RIP Pallando

[ToxicAdam]

*puts on nerd cap*

Ancalagon fall resulted in the destruction of a massive part of the Iron Mountains including three huge towers. That would suggest he was as large as the mountains.

*takes off nerd cap*

I bet his excrement wiped out entire villages.

[Great Rumbler]

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Even though The Hobbit trilogy didn't turn out so great, I still really want some more Tolkein movies based on the crazy stuff that was in The Silmarillion.

Not gonna happen unless Christopher Tolkein sells the rights, which means it won't happen until he dies.

Dude's 92 soo...

[Coax]

I bet his excrement wiped out entire villages.

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true story

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the magic of Cloud-To-Butt

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[recursivelyenumerable]

Lies, you're just jealous because all your friends are evolving into dragons and leaving you behind.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'll always remember the first time I evolved into a dragon as a teenage boy.  Good memory. 

[Joe Molotov]

I'll always remember the first time I evolved into a dragon as a teenage boy.  Good memory. 

But then when your mom walks in on you, o shit  :'(

[Raist]

Tolkein Dragons are meh. I don't even like LotR much but the dragons there are pretty underwhelming compared to other elements.

They were never meant to be a central point tbh. Neither did other fantasy creatures.