Why is the condom machine in the toilet?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Taking a big dump doesnt put me in the mood 

and the smell of urine 

[Rufus]

To protect parents from having to explain them away as balloons.

[Madrun Badrun]

Privacy when purchasing obviously. 

[Rufus]

Das Land der Dichter und Denker

[Joe Molotov]

In case I need to bang your mom in there.

[Raist]

 

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[thisismyusername]

Privacy when purchasing obviously.

But that doesn't explain the condoms in front of the register.

[Mupepe]

Privacy when purchasing obviously.

But that doesn't explain the condoms in front of the register.

Ever seen anyone buy anything besides Magnum XXL at a register?  They're up there for showing off

[Cerveza mas fina]

ive never really used condoms so i dunno, why would you need privacy to buy them? unless youre a giggly teen

Das Land der Dichter und Denker

blut und boden

[Brehvolution]

It's so you can jerk off in the stall without leaving it a mess for the next person. 

[Rufus]

Das Land der Dichter und Denker

ok if your so wise lemme axe you

is it wrong to eat kinder bueno as an adult?

Eat Kinder Pingui instead.

[Joe Molotov]

ive never really used condoms so i dunno, why would you need privacy to buy them? unless youre a giggly teen

Pretty sure that's one of the core demographic for toilet condoms.

[Kara]

In case I need to bang your mom in there.

#nodads

[Rufus]

Aw, shame. They're pretty good for what they are.

[team filler]

In case you want to save a poops. Never know when the "The Legendary One" will rear it's beautiful brown face.

[Atramental]

They are there so your bare dick doesn't have to touch the filthy toilet seats.
Or, if you are blessed with a long schlong, you have a barrier of protection when your manhood goes into the toilet bowl and potentially touches the filthy AIDs water.

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[chronovore]

 Because it's less awkward than ordering them from the waiter.

[D3RANG3D]

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Surprise buttsecks

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[chronovore]

Because it's less awkward than ordering them from the waiter.

I'd like an order of chicken fingers, french fries, a chocolate shake, and the largest condom you have.

 And then you make a giant theatrical wink at your dining partner.

[Cerveza mas fina]

But what if youre out to dinner with me Chrono 

[chronovore]

But what if youre out to dinner with me Chrono 

Nothing; I know where you've been, so there's no penetration. I'll just play your ass like bongo drums, slapping out a lurid rhythm.