Author Topic: Happy Birthday to ME! (Read 2269 times)

BlackMage · « **on:** March 18, 2017, 01:02:06 PM »

Since none of you slimy fuckers will do it, I'm just gonna toot my own horn here. Today I turn 36! Since my wife has to study for her final exam (nursing school) I'm gonna play video games all day and eat ice cream cake. I'm playing Dragon age Inquisition, Hearthstone, and Rocket League. I'm still a child.

I'm just happy I have the day off today. Congrats on staying alive for this long you handsome man you!

BlackMage · « **Reply #1 on:** March 18, 2017, 01:03:37 PM »

Oh and if I don't get at least a full page of praise from you guys I'm going on a historic evilbore rampage. Have a nice day!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** March 18, 2017, 01:18:20 PM »

Happy birthday dude!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #3 on:** March 18, 2017, 01:51:15 PM »

Happy bday you bootiful mudafucka.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2017, 02:32:37 PM »

Hey you! Happy berfday!

Kara · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2017, 03:31:40 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 18, 2017, 01:02:06 PM

Today I turn 36! I'm playing . . . Hearthstone. I'm still a child.

IAWTP

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2017, 04:04:40 PM »

unicorn_birthday.gif

Boogie · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2017, 04:48:33 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 18, 2017, 01:03:37 PM

Oh and if I don't get at least a full page of praise from you guys I'm going on a historic evilbore rampage.

See, now this I want to see though.

...but now I've contributed to it probably not happening.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

also, happy birthday

[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2017, 05:25:52 PM »

Happy birthday to the nicest guy I know!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

BlackMage · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2017, 06:34:03 PM »

This is SOME BOOLSHIT. CLOCK IS TICKING YOU DICKS

Valkyrie · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2017, 06:44:08 PM »

Happy birthdaaaaaaay, thanks for making me feel young at 27

Yeti · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2017, 07:06:09 PM »

El Babua · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2017, 08:06:37 PM »

Happy Birthday!

Huff · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2017, 08:47:40 PM »

fuck you

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2017, 08:53:18 PM »

zomgee · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2017, 09:56:44 PM »

My mother in law turned 80 today, but hey let's make this about you.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Happy Birthday!

[close]

Valkyrie · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2017, 10:43:57 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on March 18, 2017, 09:56:44 PM

My mother in law turned 80 today, but hey let's make this about you.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Happy Birthday!
[close]

It was my birthday last year

~triggered~

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2017, 11:03:49 PM »

What's the going rate on your mom these days?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

happy birthday!

[close]

Boogie · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2017, 11:50:16 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 18, 2017, 06:34:03 PM

This is SOME BOOLSHIT. CLOCK IS TICKING YOU DICKS

COME ON, BITCH, WHERE'S THE RUCKUS???

YOU AINT GOT IT IN YA ANYMORE. YA GONE SOFT!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2017, 02:04:08 AM »

...who?

tiesto · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2017, 10:40:59 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2017, 07:10:55 PM »

Happy birthday, BM!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2017, 10:20:13 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2017, 10:34:40 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 19, 2017, 07:10:55 PM

Happy birthday, BM!

This thread is about Black Mage, we don't want to hear about a bowel movement you had a year ago.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24 on:** March 20, 2017, 10:20:55 PM »

Happy birthday bb

Akala · « **Reply #25 on:** March 21, 2017, 12:52:45 AM »

I simply cannot believe you are still alive

chronovore · « **Reply #26 on:** March 21, 2017, 12:58:34 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 20, 2017, 10:34:40 AM

Quote from: chronovore on March 19, 2017, 07:10:55 PM
Happy birthday, BM!

This thread is about Black Mage, we don't want to hear about a bowel movement you had a year ago.

I thought only my grandmother, who died nearly three decades ago, was the only one who called them "bee ehms." I resisted making that joke here, thinking no-one would get it. BRAVO, MAN.

News:

Author Topic: Happy Birthday to ME! (Read 2269 times)