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Huff

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In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« on: March 29, 2017, 09:25:09 PM »
A woman hires a clock repairman to fix her grandfather clock. The repairman comes over and asks what the problem is. The woman says “It just goes ‘tik tik tik tik’, instead of ‘tik tok, tik tok'”. The repairman turns to the grandfather clock and says “we have ways of making you ‘tok'”.
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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2017, 09:32:50 PM »
How much extra for Tok Pisin?

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2017, 09:44:05 PM »

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2017, 09:48:21 PM »
How much extra for Tok Pisin?

:bow :bow :bow

I've been obsessed with tok pisin lately for some reason.
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Huff

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2017, 09:52:25 PM »
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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2017, 10:03:44 PM »
But is it a San Francisco apartment or a Fresno apartment?
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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2017, 10:30:34 PM »
But is it a San Francisco apartment or a Fresno apartment?

What's the difference besides the amount of meth?
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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2017, 11:52:10 PM »
But is it a San Francisco apartment or a Fresno apartment?

What's the difference besides the amount of meth?

Quality of meth. Are we talking clear crystals or murky powder?

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2017, 11:56:50 PM »
But is it a San Francisco apartment or a Fresno apartment?

What's the difference besides the amount of meth?

Quality of meth. Are we talking clear crystals or murky powder?

I'm sorry, I only go for Blue meth.

FatalT

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2017, 12:05:22 AM »
But is it a San Francisco apartment or a Fresno apartment?

What's the difference besides the amount of meth?

Quality of meth. Are we talking clear crystals or murky powder?

I'm sorry, I only go for Blue meth.

I need to watch Breaking Bad :O

Oblivion

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2017, 01:23:16 AM »
Tok to the hand  :preach

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2017, 01:59:19 AM »

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2017, 02:30:53 AM »
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tried to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now, the party don't start till I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2017, 04:21:46 AM »
Hi

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2017, 05:04:22 AM »
But is it a San Francisco apartment or a Fresno apartment?

What's the difference besides the amount of meth?

The variety of insanity found nearby.

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2017, 06:10:08 AM »

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Re: In hindsite, the bore was an apartment
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2017, 01:56:15 PM »
The Real World: Digital Realm
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