Bro what do you do?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So I am dropping off my dudes kid and his wife answers the door.

And I hear this garbage
 


I'm confused so I make a quick swing and see my dude sitting by his speaker and crying.

Is my white friend getting a divorce?

[chronovore]

a) Welcome back.
b) It was probably bad weed. Or he'll say that later. White dudes need any excuse to actually show sadness.

[Great Rumbler]

A white dude crying while listening to a song by The Police? Must be a day of the week ending in 'y'.

[etiolate]

Q: Do you find his house by looking for the red light?

[Kara]

White people remove their possessions from the home when their spouse isn't there and serve notice through counsel instead of telling their spouse directly. (Cowardice and paranoia are time honored cactivities.)

[Beezy]

[Cerveza mas fina]

The Independence Day 2 of comeback threads

[Madrun Badrun]

Only white people understand the emotional distress dispensed by the police.  White feelings matter.   

[Purrp Skirrp]

Fucking with cacs & their wives anywhere other than the bedroom

[bork]

a) Welcome back.

He might just be doing his 'drive-by posting' routine where he says something and then leaves for a few months. 

[Mupepe]

AIA is the bull in their relationship and when you mess with the bull the wife gets the horns.

[benjipwns]

"(english)"? wow, racist

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i think i subconsciously stopped talking to somebody in college when they said they hated 48 Hours

[close]

[chronovore]

(snip)

a) Welcome back.

He might just be doing his 'drive-by posting' routine where he says something and then leaves for a few months. 

I'm OK with that, too. The real Boritos never stay away forever. Except maybe Cormacaroni. But even he may return if enough of us face the dangers of dinner rolls.

And on the Eddie Murphy tip, I wish The Golden Child was a better movie than it is. I should re-watch it through the lens of '80s nostalgia instead of the disappointed teen who paid full theater price.

[bork]

Have never seen The Golden Child.  Always started to watch it and would just stop.

[chronovore]

Have never seen The Golden Child.  Always started to watch it and would just stop.

It was the beginning of my fascination with Charles Dance. He was a fantastic villain in it.

There's just too much cheesy comedy in it.

[Phoenix Dark]

Who should the Browns draft tomorrow, AiA?

[Joe Molotov]

I feel good knowing that we're still AIA's go-to source for cac-related questions and concerns. 

[brawndolicious]

How's the baby?!!

[tiesto]

[zomgee]

Who should the Browns draft tomorrow, AiA?

*prepares Sting/Police playlist*