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Huff

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it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
« on: May 21, 2017, 12:00:17 AM »
Taking a dump.

Is there any more satisfying than taking a shit that totally clears your bowels. And is there anything worse than an unsatisfying dump and having to retry like an hour later?
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Valkyrie

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Re: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2017, 04:49:50 AM »
The endless wipe is a shithole.
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Re: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2017, 11:27:24 AM »
Spicy food is the only thing that will have me on the can multiple times a day. Otherwise I'm like clockwork. 7:30am.
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toku

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Re: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2017, 11:28:32 AM »
coffee with creamer is basically high grade laxative to me.
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Purrp Skirrp

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Re: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2017, 12:40:14 PM »
Quote from: butt on May 21, 2017, 04:49:50 AM
The endless wipe is a shithole.

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Valkyrie

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Re: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2017, 08:11:08 AM »
Quote from: Purrp Skirrp on May 21, 2017, 12:40:14 PM
Quote from: butt on May 21, 2017, 04:49:50 AM
The endless wipe is a shithole.


I remember reading that she didn't know he'd say this, so her reaction became genuine. heh
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ToxicAdam

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Re: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2017, 11:24:34 AM »
If you went the best poops, buy some bagged salad that near expired (or expired). Your bowels will be like "Awww hell no. GTFO."

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2017, 02:19:15 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 22, 2017, 11:24:34 AM
If you went the best poops, buy some bagged salad that near expired (or expired). Your bowels will be like "Awww hell no. GTFO."
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