RIP True Love, 2005-2017

[nudemacusers]

 

http://people.com/crime/mary-kay-letourneau-separates-from-vili-fualaau/

Former schoolteacher Mary Kay Letourneau and husband Vili Fualaau, with whom she began a sexual relationship when he was her sixth-grade student in Seattle in 1996, have legally separated and a reconciliation seems unlikely, PEOPLE confirms.

 

[Great Rumbler]

How sad.

[Madrun Badrun]

OMG was the 30 rock story based on this?

[Joe Molotov]

Are there any single European presidents she can hook up with?

[thisismyusername]

http://people.com/crime/mary-kay-letourneau-separates-from-vili-fualaau/

Former schoolteacher Mary Kay Letourneau and husband Vili Fualaau, with whom she began a sexual relationship when he was her sixth-grade student in Seattle in 1996, have legally separated and a reconciliation seems unlikely, PEOPLE confirms.

 

When Walters asked Fualaau how he’d feel if the girls came home and said they were sleeping with their teacher, he responded, “I don’t support younger kids being married or having a relationship with someone older. I don’t support it.”

And yet you did it anyway. "Do as I say..."

[I'm a Puppy!]

When I read the title I was 90% sure this would be I'm a Puppy telling us he got a divorce.

You wish 

[chronovore]

You wish 

Naw, man, we already know you can rock the sex block party. We know you're behind us, 110% if the opportunity arises. 

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[Stoney Mason]

They had a good run.

 

[Your Stalker]

#GMB aint takin no losses

[ToxicAdam]

  If true love like theirs can't keep it together, what hope do any of us have?

[Phoenix Dark]

Breh prob realized he's wasting his life without ever having young pussy. I don't blame him.