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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2017, 06:01:02 PM »
Congratulations on marrying Drinky.

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2017, 06:04:10 PM »
I'll let you ride my hog.
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nudemacusers

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2017, 07:36:31 PM »
Congratulations on marrying Drinky.

Drinky 'bout to scoot his way in.
Which one is it?!







Or is it both? :rash
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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2017, 07:41:17 PM »
Congratulations on marrying Drinky.

Drinky 'bout to scoot his way in.
Which one is it?!







Or is it both? :rash

This is The Bore. One does not preclude the other in any way.

nudemacusers

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2017, 08:16:49 PM »
There is room 4 u and joe in the sidecar :cody
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Human Snorenado

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2017, 08:26:56 PM »
Can you really blame her for these desires with your taste in fashion tho
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nudemacusers

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2017, 08:29:55 PM »
Can you really blame her for these desires with your taste in fashion tho
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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2017, 01:09:03 AM »
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***This book ends with a small cliffhanger.***
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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2017, 01:22:18 AM »
took her long enough
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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2017, 01:37:54 AM »
Better or worse than lesbian vampire erotica?
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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2017, 11:26:12 AM »
Are any of the bikers black?
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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2017, 02:07:15 PM »
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As she grew up reading was put to the side but the book Fifty Shades of Grey brought back the love of the written word. Swallowing every book she could get her hands on while befriending authors. Eventually becoming a beta reader and helping authors work out critical scenes and plot progressions.

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I wonder if she helped with climaxes too  :doge

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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2017, 03:26:21 PM »
beta reader :doge
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Human Snorenado

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2017, 04:36:15 PM »
Cucked by ebooks, brehs

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2017, 07:19:59 PM »
Are any of the bikers black?
You know, skimming her list I don't think any of the bikers, pirates, cowboys, weathly barons, werepeople (?!) or the rest of the misc bad guys with a heart of gold and oversized genitals are African American. Will let her know of this problematic behavior asap.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2017, 07:27:09 PM »
I bet none of them wear Romphims, either.

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2017, 07:28:21 PM »
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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2017, 02:53:55 PM »
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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2017, 03:44:19 PM »
Wife?  For all of the jokes about gay subtext this forum is straight as hell.

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2017, 06:12:33 PM »
Is your wife into that 50 Shades shit too?

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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2017, 06:15:41 PM »

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2017, 06:29:04 PM »
Wife?  For all of the jokes about gay subtext this forum is straight as hell.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender_marriage
 
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Suddenly my broken marriage makes a whole lot of sense. :doge

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2017, 06:33:23 PM »
Wife?  For all of the jokes about gay subtext this forum is straight as hell.
:shh


Wife?  For all of the jokes about gay subtext this forum is straight as hell.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender_marriage
 
:shh
Iris is a much better floral than lavender  :-* :-[
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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2017, 08:44:54 PM »
"Biker Erotica from Amazon" sounds like the porno parody title of Biker Mice from Mars.
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nudemacusers

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Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2017, 10:08:43 PM »
i just wish it was biker mouse erotica :rash

edit: of course there is biker mice from mars rule 34 :sabu
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2017, 10:11:07 PM »
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