Will Robots Take Your Job?

[Atramental]

https://willrobotstakemyjob.com/


https://willrobotstakemyjob.com/27-1024-graphic-designers

I'm in the clear.

[Rufus]

I typed in peon and got a pretty good list.

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Kill me.

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[Momo]

I'm a developer, absolutely 100% yes.

[Atramental]

I'm a developer, absolutely 100% yes.

Software, Web, or?

[Boogie]

I got "totally safe."

As expected.

People may, unfortunately, be becoming increasingly mistrustful of police, but they'd be even more wary of a legion of armed automatons enforcing their "good" behaviour. 

[archnemesis]

My job is "totally safe", and if that changes then there are plenty of other things I could do.

[Madrun Badrun]

Totally safe.  Since I'm one of the people inventing the automation. 

[Madrun Badrun]

you fucked

Also Boogie, pretty sure Google can make a robot that wears puffy pants and makes huge over time by standing with in 20 meters of the prime minister. 

[TakingBackSunday]

totally safe at the moment, but I never feel that way

[Boogie]

you fucked

Also Boogie, pretty sure Google can make a robot that wears puffy pants and makes huge over time by standing with in 20 meters of the prime minister.

I haven't made "huge" overtime since 2013. 

Also, if you're one of the ones inventing the automation, can we stem the tide by kidnapping you and holding you hostage in my garage indefinitely?  Or is there too much redundancy built in for that to have an effect?

[Madrun Badrun]

No, its just that my work kinda sucks and someone would eventually do it better. 

[Joe Molotov]

I put "human battery for powering the robot army" and it seems I'm in the clear.

[Let's Cyber]

https://willrobotstakemyjob.com/27-1024-graphic-designers

I'm in the clear.

Oh don't worry, graphic designers will continue to be underpaid and underappreciated for many years to come.

 

[benjipwns]

[Positive Touch]

caretaker will never be replaced but will always be underpaid :/

[Atramental]

https://willrobotstakemyjob.com/27-1024-graphic-designers

I'm in the clear.

Oh don't worry, graphic designers will continue to be underpaid and underappreciated for many years to come.

 

True.

But if working at an agency has taught me anything it's that designers can make a lot more if they're willing to learn about business, marketing, & sales.

[Valkyrie]

caretaker will never be replaced but will always be underpaid :/

Didn't know it was underpaid, but should have assumed so. You mean a person taking care if others, right?

Isn't every job in the US underpaid?

[Let's Cyber]

True.

But if working at an agency has taught me anything it's that designers can make a lot more if they're willing to learn about business, marketing, & sales.

For sure. That is part of the reason why I burned out.

Most of the people I worked with had bachelor degrees in Marketing or Business Communication. I was one of the only weirdos with a graphic design and illustration background. IDK if that is the norm everywhere but I eventually figured out that wasn't the job for me.

[naff]

software developer: "totally safe"

really?

i'm all for automation of my position.

does anyone remember drinky (?? i think... someone. idk) making a thread about that cult site/forum that was all about pre-emptively worshipping our AI overlord(s)?

[CatsCatsCats]

Most definitely, hopefully life too

[Madrun Badrun]

Just in terms of research, what is your preferred way to be murdered by a robot? 

[Madrun Badrun]

Do you mind if I PM you with a questionnaire?  Its for my PhD. 

[Joe Molotov]

Just in terms of research, what is your preferred way to be murdered by a robot? 

Pleasured to death by a sexbot

[benjipwns]

Pleasured to death by a sexbot

[Madrun Badrun]

There is no box for that so I'm going to put it down as death by anal probing. 

[Joe Molotov]

I thought that was implied.

[Mupepe]

Current job and what I'm currently going to school for: Totally safe! Yay!

[Raist]

Totally safe 1.5%

What do I win?

[Atramental]

Totally safe 1.5%

What do I win?

Not starving or going homeless during the automation apocalypse.

[Positive Touch]

caretaker will never be replaced but will always be underpaid :/

Didn't know it was underpaid, but should have assumed so. You mean a person taking care if others, right?

Isn't every job in the US underpaid?

i dunno the managers seem to be doing pretty well off

[Human Snorenado]

I got "totally safe."

As expected.

People may, unfortunately, be becoming increasingly mistrustful of police, but they'd be even more wary of a legion of armed automatons enforcing their "good" behaviour. 

Breh.

Not in Detroit, breh.

[Valkyrie]

Just in terms of research, what is your preferred way to be murdered by a robot? 

Pleasured to death by a sexbot

Need 5 of them, not just one.