Author Topic: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet? (Read 7235 times)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **on:** January 26, 2007, 11:32:30 PM »

I was *this* close to seeing the afternoon show, but decided to watch The Departed one final time on the big screen (and to support my nugga Scorsese). Did any of you catch this, though? Willco?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:12:18 AM »

I should have seen this instead of Pan's Labyrinth.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:13:54 AM »

I'm hearing good things, but then again the RT score kind of turns me off. $:-\$

On Smokin' Aces, I mean.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:15:25 AM »

I've lost faith in RT based solely on Pan's Labyrinth now. I think all the critics were all like OMG THIS IS THE NEXT WIZARD OF OZ LET'S ALL GIVE IT GREAT REVIEWS. Goddamn it.

From the review I read in Newsday, Smokin' Aces basically should be a NC-17 movie. That can't be a bad thing.

Beezy · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:16:10 AM »

I wonder if Alicia Keys has any sexy scenes...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:18:11 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 12:12:18 AM

I should have seen this instead of Pan's Labyrinth.

FUCK YOU TASTE nicca

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:19:33 AM »

FUCK THAT PAN'S LABYRINTH JAZZ

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:21:14 AM »

Alicia Key's will be my wife, and I will impregnate her before I die.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:25:47 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 27, 2007, 12:21:14 AM

Dulce Maria will be Mupepe's wife, and he will impregnate her before I die.

Agreed. I'll do it just for you.

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:26:19 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 27, 2007, 12:21:14 AM

Alicia Key's will be my wife, and I will impregnate her before I die.

Hey...

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:26:42 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 27, 2007, 12:26:19 AM

Quote from: Himuro on January 27, 2007, 12:21:14 AM
Alicia Key's will be my wife, and I will impregnate her before I die.

Hey...

Well...there are room for seconds.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:26:54 AM »

SEE SMOKIN' ACES

DON'T SEE BREAD'S LABYRINTH

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:27:32 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 12:26:54 AM

SEE SMOKIN' ACES

DON'T SEE BREAD'S LABYRINTH

K. I will, buddy.

Why Bread's Labyrinth?

labyrinth is a funny word to spell

They should have spelled the word labrinth. Stupid fucks. Make it simple, dolts.

Beezy · « **Reply #13 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:29:25 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 27, 2007, 12:26:42 AM

Quote from: Beezy on January 27, 2007, 12:26:19 AM
Quote from: Himuro on January 27, 2007, 12:21:14 AM
Alicia Key's will be my wife, and I will impregnate her before I die.

Hey...

Well...there are room for seconds.

Quote from: Mupepe on January 27, 2007, 12:27:32 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 12:26:54 AM
SEE SMOKIN' ACES

DON'T SEE BREAD'S LABYRINTH
K. I will, buddy.

Why Bread's Labyrinth?

labyrinth is a funny word to spell

They should have spelled the word labrinth. Stupid fucks. Make it simple, dolts.

I guess because bread = pan.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:45:48 AM »

I'm gonna be at the movie theater tomorrow for a interview for digital projectionist. So i might get to see it tomorrow. I really want the job at the imax cause they are paying 13 bucks a hour for digital projectionist there.

I'm gonna see it one way or another though.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:47:00 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 27, 2007, 12:27:32 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 12:26:54 AM
SEE SMOKIN' ACES

DON'T SEE BREAD'S LABYRINTH
K. I will, buddy.

Why Bread's Labyrinth?

labyrinth is a funny word to spell

They should have spelled the word labrinth. Stupid fucks. Make it simple, dolts.

I guess because bread = pan.
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TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:02:01 AM »

Pan's Labrynth is the best movie of last year. Take your okay Children of Men and okay Departed and shove em up your ass.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:04:32 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 27, 2007, 01:02:01 AM

Pan's Labrynth is the best movie of last year. Take your okay Children of Men and okay Departed and shove em up your ass.

Bad taste confirmed.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:10:37 AM »

Nah, Disposable White Guy and friends took me out to Dave & Buster's for a belated birthday bash with booze and tickets and stuff. We might go see it tomorrow night, though.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:11:03 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 27, 2007, 01:10:37 AM

Nah, Disposable White Guy and friends took me out to Dave & Buster's for a belated birthday bash with booze and tickets and stuff. We might go see it tomorrow night, though.

Did you take your pants off?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:11:24 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 27, 2007, 01:10:37 AM

Nah, Disposable White Guy and friends took me out to Dave & Buster's for a belated birthday bash with booze and tickets and stuff. We might go see it tomorrow night, though.

Did you end the night cuddling with PD, too?

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:23:04 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 27, 2007, 01:04:32 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 27, 2007, 01:02:01 AM
Pan's Labrynth is the best movie of last year. Take your okay Children of Men and okay Departed and shove em up your ass.

Bad taste confirmed.

Go eat Band of Shitty Asian Movies, flipper.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:23:46 AM »

Shitty asian movies > Doctor who

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:25:03 AM »

My pants are on, no overly homoerotic moments (except when my friend Ryan and I decided to take our pictures and have a machine decide what our kid would look like - spoiler: it was a black baby boy and we're both white!) and I had several beers, a tasty meal and some neat gifts (Crank on DVD! Trump action figure!)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:27:54 AM »

I'm gonna pick up Crank tomorrow, its overall a pretty good flick that's hella rewatchable.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:30:41 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 27, 2007, 01:25:03 AM

My pants are on, no overly homoerotic moments (except when my friend Ryan and I decided to take our pictures and have a machine decide what our kid would look like - spoiler: it was a black baby boy and we're both white!) and I had several beers, a tasty meal and some neat gifts (Crank on DVD! Trump action figure!)

You're half black. You need to talk to your mom

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:32:03 AM »

It was pretty hysterical and this black/hispanic couple outside apparently were upset that we were laughing that our fake child was black ("That's so not appropiate!"). I am going to name my fake black boy Huxtable.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:35:10 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 27, 2007, 01:32:03 AM

It was pretty hysterical and this black/hispanic couple outside apparently were upset that we were laughing that our fake child was black ("That's so not appropiate!"). I am going to name my fake black boy Huxtable.

Beezy · « **Reply #28 on:** January 27, 2007, 01:42:34 AM »

futami · « **Reply #29 on:** January 27, 2007, 03:23:46 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 26, 2007, 11:32:30 PM

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I was *this* close to seeing the afternoon show, but decided to watch The Departed one final time on the big screen (and to support my nugga Scorsese). Did any of you catch this, though? Willco?

departed is soooo overrated.

the original is 1000000000x better, imo.

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #30 on:** January 27, 2007, 03:40:05 AM »

Watched it it was good till the last 20 mins then the movie fell apart but it was an 7/10 movie nothing that hasent been done already. guns...boom .people die...hookers...mob bosses...boobs...coke..stupid ending

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** January 27, 2007, 09:22:39 AM »

You guys drooling over Keys do know she's a lesbian, right?

Solo · « **Reply #32 on:** January 27, 2007, 09:25:47 AM »

This film looks like the Boondock Saints of the decade. Yes, it looks that bad.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #33 on:** January 27, 2007, 09:28:30 AM »

Quote from: Solo on January 27, 2007, 09:25:47 AM

This film looks like the Boondock Saints of the decade. Yes, it looks that bad.

I dunno, it looks like a good dumb action flick. Don't get many of those this time of the year. Also, Peter Travers actually gave it a favorable review. Could be a nice change of pace.

beelzebozo · « **Reply #34 on:** January 27, 2007, 09:32:53 AM »

i saw it last night and it was a freakin' blast.

i agree it lost some of its steam towards the end--the last ten minutes or so in particular--but i can't really fault it, being otherwise so kinetic and fun.

if you liked crank, you'll love this.

Janus · « **Reply #35 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:20:14 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 27, 2007, 01:35:10 AM

Quote from: Willco on January 27, 2007, 01:32:03 AM
It was pretty hysterical and this black/hispanic couple outside apparently were upset that we were laughing that our fake child was black ("That's so not appropiate!"). I am going to name my fake black boy Huxtable.

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:55:07 PM »

Quote from: beelzebozo on January 27, 2007, 09:32:53 AM

i saw it last night and it was a freakin' blast.

i agree it lost some of its steam towards the end--the last ten minutes or so in particular--but i can't really fault it, being otherwise so kinetic and fun.

if you liked crank, you'll love this.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #37 on:** January 27, 2007, 04:43:17 PM »

Hmm, well I do like Crank.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** January 27, 2007, 08:41:21 PM »

My friend invited me out to see Ghost Rider, but I think they're considering seeing this.

I would rather see this, if only for the HOT FUZZ TRAILER they play before it. After that, I'll just walk out of the theater.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #39 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:15:47 PM »

Why anoyone would consider watching Ghost Rider is beyond me.

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:23:57 PM »

I'm not one to refuse a free gesture. One of the perks of being a great person, I suppose.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #41 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:26:48 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 27, 2007, 10:23:57 PM

I'm not one to refuse a free gesture.

Either way, go with Smokin' Aces.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #42 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:04:30 AM »

Hot Fuzz trailer was the one thats been online for a while

The movie was really good better than the departed for me in lots of ways but i like these type of films I hope the unrated version has more stuff in it.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #43 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:10:03 AM »

Quote from: G on January 28, 2007, 12:04:30 AM

Hot Fuzz trailer was the one thats been online for a while

The movie was really good better than the departed for me in lots of ways but i like these type of films I hope the unrated version has more stuff in it.

Explain.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #44 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:20:19 AM »

I'd already seen infernal affairs 1-3 so i knew it was a remake. Where as i've never seen something like Aces. Where its all about Hitman and the story had me guessing. The only thing in departed that had me was the shooting in the elevator. Everything else about the departed didnt have me on my seat like Aces did.

Plus i like crazy hill billie pyscho's with chainsaws and mohawks.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #45 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:22:39 AM »

Was Internal Affairs much better then The Departed story-wise?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #46 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:23:49 AM »

Did Bz just indirectly say Smokin' Aces was better than The Departed?

Did that just happen?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #47 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:24:36 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 28, 2007, 12:23:49 AM

Did Bz just indirectly say Smokin' Aces was better than The Departed?

Did that just happen?

Yes, yes he did.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #48 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:34:40 AM »

One of the big issues I had with The Departed was that Matt Damon's character didn't have any guilt about working for a crime lord but apparantly he does in Internal Affairs, changes like this could make somebody like a normal action movie more then The Departed.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #49 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:36:59 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 28, 2007, 12:34:40 AM

One of the big issues I had with The Departed was that Matt Damon's character didn't have any guilt about working for a crime lord but apparantly he does in Internal Affairs, changes like this could make somebody like a normal action movie more then The Departed.

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged? Obviously the whole "sitting in the dark with teary eyes" and "just kill me, please" scenes fucking flew right over your head.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #50 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:43:32 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 28, 2007, 12:36:59 AM

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged? Obviously the whole "sitting in the dark with teary eyes" and "just kill me, please" scenes fucking flew right over your head.

When a person feels guilty, they show it in every word they say.

You throw some moody music and a scene of self-pity a five-year old would laugh at then you don't get that point across.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #51 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:54:29 AM »

Yeah, apparently you are completely distinguished mentally-challenged.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #52 on:** January 28, 2007, 01:51:16 AM »

Which makes you my bitch.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #53 on:** January 28, 2007, 01:56:35 AM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #54 on:** January 28, 2007, 02:00:15 AM »

Just watch, shut up, learn, obey. Those are your rules.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #55 on:** January 28, 2007, 02:04:20 AM »

Seriously, just get the fuck out of my thread with your bullshit. You're without a doubt the most distinguished mentally-challenged poster I've ever seen on this forum, and that's saying alot.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #56 on:** January 28, 2007, 02:06:30 AM »

"a lot"

and if you haven't seen Internal Affairs then you SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP for a second.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #57 on:** January 28, 2007, 02:07:37 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 28, 2007, 02:06:30 AM

"a lot"

and if you haven't seen Internal Affairs then you SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP for a second.

No, but I have seen Infernal Affairs, so goodbye.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #58 on:** January 28, 2007, 02:12:04 AM »

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #59 on:** January 28, 2007, 02:12:45 AM »

Please leave.

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Author Topic: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet? (Read 7235 times)