🔥🆘Shoes👠 for summer 🔫💦🌞💯

[nudemacusers]

Need new kicks for the blustery and blistery summer season pls advise

Some lovely EVA slides?



A fashionista take on the traditional espadrilles?



A traditional version? (Already have these in black but variety is the spice of life)



Or other? pls advise or post ur faves quick time is of the essence ⏳⚰️

[TakingBackSunday]

the fuck are those first ones

[CatsCatsCats]

First one looks like guaranteed chafed feet

I do need a new pair of slip on summer shoes tho, thanks for the reminder

[Joe Molotov]

get sum crocs, m8

[Valkyrie]

If you never want to get laid again, the first ones are a solid choice.

[thisismyusername]

the fuck are those first ones

Flip-flops, beach sandals, etc. Common in Florida and Hawaii.

[nudemacusers]

Yeah brahs numero uno are beach gears

[Madrun Badrun]

you guys shitting on birkenstocks are so mistaken.  They are so comfy. 

[Valkyrie]

You're one step from becoming German.

[Rufus]

Birkenstock

[nudemacusers]

You're one step from becoming German.

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German fashion

Northern euro fashion

[nudemacusers]

[G The Resurrected]

BIRKIES!!!!

I need to get a pair of the EVA ones asap!

Having extra wide feet it's hard to find good shoes. I used to get shoes from Simple, but they went out of business. I found out they came back to life through a kickstarter and was so happy to buy some pairs of my favorite shoes. Sadly I got them and they are narrow as fuck so I can't enjoy their glorious return. Great quality shoes if you're looking for a OG skate sneaker.

I recently found this company out of SF that makes amazing footwear.
https://www.allbirds.com/

I'm still rocking SAS shoes as my everyday walker because they are so damn comfy, but god damn are they ugly as fuck. These old ass folks that run it won't make new styles that are cool for the kids. But they'll make colors for their medicaid loving diabetus foot mother fuckers.

[Valkyrie]

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What's wrong with you? smh

[nudemacusers]

This is only the beginning

[toku]

Only okay with seeing your toes if we're at the beach, the pool or we fucking. Exposed toes are not okay under any other circumstance.

[Raist]

the fuck are those first ones

You know when you're a kid and you go to the beach and your parents don't want you to get your feet cut up by broken seashells and you cringe because it makes you look like you're the least cool kid on the block? That.

[Valkyrie]

the fuck are those first ones

You know when you're a kid and you go to the beach and your parents don't want you to get your feet cut up by broken seashells and you cringe because it makes you look like you're the least cool kid on the block? That.

That's why I had these amazing glitter-filled jelly shoes.

[chronovore]

You're one step from becoming German.

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Or a silicon valley programmer, if you're really rocking socks (white socks in particular) with Birks.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Those birks are pretty fly. Been looking for some garden clogs, might investigate those

[Huff]

Just get a pair of flip flops like normal people

[nudemacusers]

Just get a pair of flip flops like normal people

[Huff]

Young people = flip flops

Birks are for old men or people that have given up on life

Deal with it

[Madrun Badrun]

what about young people who have given up on life?

[Huff]

if the shoe fits 

[nudemacusers]

Life 

Fashion 

[Valkyrie]

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Oh look, it's the "Just turned 60 and about to retire" shoes.

[headwalk]

always wanted a thread on my dad's embarrassing holiday garb.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Only girls wear birkenstocks in scandinavia

[Cerveza mas fina]

i got some random lightweight sneaks, something like this but blue

[Fifstar]

Only girls wear birkenstocks in scandinavia

Pretty sure swedish hipsters started the trend of birkenstock's as a male fashion thing.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Well i havent seen any, but then danes are a bit more manly

[archnemesis]

Only girls wear birkenstocks in scandinavia

Not true, they are quite common in office settings. At least in offices where you aren't required to wear a suit.

[nudemacusers]

Still getting laid tho

[Human Snorenado]

Still getting laid tho

Only after your wife reads her biker erotica

[nudemacusers]

 

[nudemacusers]

In the  end, I could not deny who I was



The sweatshirt is totes obvs not for me

[chronovore]

In the  end, I could not deny who I was

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The sweatshirt is totes obvs not for me

Just curious: are you verifiably male?

[Valkyrie]

[TakingBackSunday]

at what age should a man stop buying converse

[TakingBackSunday]

asking for a friend

[nudemacusers]

In the  end, I could not deny who I was

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The sweatshirt is totes obvs not for me

Just curious: are you verifiably male?

It's 2017

[nudemacusers]

asking for a friend

Once you're out of college or no longer living at home it's time to upgrade. You're worth it ™

[TakingBackSunday]

I do have a pair of red wings for fancy occasions

[nudemacusers]

Nah son I mean balla sneaks. Get some shits during sale season and live the dream.