I'm 7 shots and 20 minutes in, here goes...
I'm in love with a really good friend, but I'm a vagina. I love the song
Far Behind by Candlebox. Confess people.
Psts : 3333 I'm never posting again! lololol
I want the fear, need the fear, cuz he's aloooooooooone. He's aloooooooooooone. WELL IF YOU'RE MAKING IT, THEN YOU'RE PUSHING IT! AND YOU'RE LEADING US THROUGH THE DOOR!
Okay, I'm never making another post again. I'm going to always update this one so I can stay at 3333. From now on, I'll respond to other posts in this post.
I've got an erection, but I have to go to the supermarket 
I don't see a problem

+1 Hidden
REVEAL YOURSELF! DEMON!
The Life Aquatic is the worst movie I've seen in my entire life.
You havent seen Elephant have you?
Goddamn, Elephant is pretty boring. I'm glad I got it for 4 bucks. I really need to stop spending so much money. I spent 636.75 on Doctor Who dvd's.

I'm going to see Smokin' Aces with the friend I'm in love with tomorrow.

The sad thing is, we fuck around all the time! Just last night I fingered her! But... ah, so confusing.
I've lost faith in RT based solely on Pan's Labyrinth now. I think all the critics were all like OMG THIS IS THE NEXT WIZARD OF OZ LET'S ALL GIVE IT GREAT REVIEWS. Goddamn it.
From the review I read in Newsday, Smokin' Aces basically should be a NC-17 movie. That can't be a bad thing.
Pretty much one of the reasons I'm seeing it. It looks bad ass. It's been a while since a just plain bad ass movie has been out.