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Trurl

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The Bore confessional
« on: July 23, 2017, 09:39:20 PM »
In the year 2000 I jerked off to Kid Rock.

Atramental

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2017, 09:41:43 PM »
In the year 2000 I jerked off to you jerking off to Kid Rock.

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I didn't know what jerking off was until 2003. Man, that was a crazy discovery. :doge
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nudemacusers

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2017, 09:44:26 PM »
My cousin and I touched weiners
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Himu

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2017, 09:46:01 PM »
My cousin and I touched weiners

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2017, 12:38:07 PM »
I only send my confessionals to Puppy, anonymously.
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2017, 12:44:44 PM »
My cousin and I touched weiners

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2017, 01:28:31 PM »
Anonymous Bore User asks:
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Is Nudemacuer's cousin black? How big was his weiner?
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2017, 02:11:17 PM »
Not really a grand confessional but I've shown my dick to a few members and got some back
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Valkyrie

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2017, 02:33:55 PM »
I put my own ass photo in one of my picture posts in the NSFW thread, but quickly edited it out because I got scared of getting busted. :rofl

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2017, 02:34:44 PM »
Oh so that was you, nice
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toku

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2017, 02:35:02 PM »
I only send my confessionals to Puppy, anonymously.

this is a lie

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2017, 02:43:37 PM »
Not really a grand confessional but I've shown my dick to a few members and got some back

At least 1 member has seen my dong as well

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2017, 02:46:54 PM »
I put my own ass photo in one of my picture posts in the NSFW thread, but quickly edited it out because I got scared of getting busted. :rofl

The GAF confessions threads were full of fake stuff. We're going to need some receipts here.

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2017, 02:48:13 PM »
I put my own ass photo in one of my picture posts in the NSFW thread, but quickly edited it out because I got scared of getting busted. :rofl

The GAF confessions threads were full of fake stuff. We're going to need some receipts here.

yes, for science

Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2017, 02:54:11 PM »
I only send my confessionals to Puppy, anonymously.

this is a lie

*when I'm sober*
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2017, 03:04:41 PM »
I put my own ass photo in one of my picture posts in the NSFW thread, but quickly edited it out because I got scared of getting busted. :rofl
It's still up in one of the hidden forums.

I'm a Puppy!

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2017, 03:59:59 PM »
The only thing I miss about the confessional are the random nude pics I'd get. My wife and I would look at them and laugh/share our thoughts (and yes, there were many pics)
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Valkyrie

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2017, 05:07:23 PM »
I put my own ass photo in one of my picture posts in the NSFW thread, but quickly edited it out because I got scared of getting busted. :rofl
It's still up in one of the hidden forums.
Stop scaring me. :lol

nudemacusers

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2017, 10:38:05 PM »
Yeah I have a confession about Taco Bell too






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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2017, 10:43:58 PM »
Yeah I have a confession about Taco Bell too






Shit sucks

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2017, 10:45:20 PM »
I've been lying to you guys for awhile now, basically from the start. I guess this is the best chance I'll have to come clean.

God I hate admitting this.

Here goes: I actually like Taco Bell. I pretend not to. But it's actually pretty great for the most part. I get a Grilled Stuffed Burrito pretty regularly.

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2017, 11:07:13 PM »
Yeah I have a confession about Taco Bell too






Shit sucks
You suck! :brazilcry
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2017, 11:10:46 PM »
I like nerdy white people music like ben folds and sufjan Stevens
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Valkyrie

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2017, 11:29:19 PM »
Only had Taco Bell twice, can't even remember if I liked it or not. ???

People complained the Tokyo one lacks a lot of stuff the US ones have, maybe that's why.

But I fucking love tacos and all that though.

etiolate

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2017, 11:34:47 PM »
Sorry, you can't go back.

This thread is now about your ass.

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2017, 11:39:05 PM »
I grew up in such a sexually repressed society that when I was growing up I would get angry when I would see a naked statue of a woman next to a man, thinking that they showed the man's penis but for women they just did a line. I thought it was censorship.
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Himu

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2017, 11:57:42 PM »
I would not suck anyone's dick here.
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2017, 12:04:20 AM »
I would not suck anyone's dick here.
Hello, Mupepe? :ufup
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Himu

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2017, 12:07:24 AM »
Mups is taken and is my friend.
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2017, 12:11:40 AM »
Mups is taken and is my friend.

yeah he is
:cody
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Tasty

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2017, 12:18:39 AM »
I would not suck anyone's dick here.

As if you deserve Little Tasty.


Himu

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2017, 12:19:03 AM »
:lol
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2017, 12:33:33 AM »
their relationship is deeper than flesh bless up

nudemacusers

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2017, 12:39:47 AM »
I would not suck anyone's dick here.
what about over here 👀
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Himu

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2017, 01:41:53 AM »
I would not suck anyone's dick here.

You would blow PD in a heartbeat and we all know it.

I will not confirm nor deny this
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2017, 01:46:47 AM »
I grew up in such a sexually repressed society that when I was growing up I would get angry when I would see a naked statue of a woman next to a man, thinking that they showed the man's penis but for women they just did a line. I thought it was censorship.
initially thought this was going to lead to another taco bell confession

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2017, 02:44:23 AM »
I grew up in such a sexually repressed society that when I was growing up I would get angry when I would see a naked statue of a woman next to a man, thinking that they showed the man's penis but for women they just did a line. I thought it was censorship.

I mean, ignoring the fact that this came from some dumb religion crap, it's kinda cute :lol

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2017, 07:32:43 AM »
Taco Bell peaked 10-15 years ago
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2017, 09:14:56 PM »
I'm not really a Yeti, I'm just a common North American Bigfoot.
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2017, 09:19:39 PM »
I fucking knew it!  *pumps shotgun

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2017, 09:42:46 PM »
I would not suck anyone's dick here.

I'll see what you say after a few days of being chained to the base of my toilet, boo :-*
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2017, 10:44:52 PM »
In the year 2000, I think it was November, but I can't remember, I jerked off over the balcony of my third floor apartment in the dark of night. The girls on the floor below me we're outside talking and drinking when they noticed my falling seed and were like, "eew what is that? Did a bird poop? Do birds poop at night?"

nachobro

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2017, 10:45:44 PM »
Taco Bell peaked 10-15 years ago
someone hasn't had a double chalupa

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2017, 10:46:52 PM »
He has a point. Original grill stuft burrito, RIP

I'm a Puppy!

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2017, 01:07:37 AM »
Taco Bell peaked 10-15 years ago
Taco bell wasn't serving breakfast back then, so no.
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2017, 02:53:18 AM »
Cinnabon delights are a league of their own. Potato breakfast griller :lawd

Valkyrie

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2017, 03:08:41 AM »
Next time any of you claim you have no talent, you better remember how you're capable of turning every thread on this forum into a Taco Bell thread.


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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2017, 06:24:09 AM »
in the end we are our desires, and the need to live mas is what brought us all together
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2017, 11:16:03 AM »
Next time any of you claim you have no talent, you better remember how you're capable of turning every thread on this forum into a Taco Bell thread.

For about five minutes it was going to be about butts.
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2017, 12:18:37 PM »
Next time any of you claim you have no talent, you better remember how you're capable of turning every thread on this forum into a Taco Bell thread.
But is it our talent? Or taco bell's? :ohhh
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2017, 12:45:33 PM »
So how much money do you guys get from Taco Bell for all that astroturfing?

Valkyrie

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2017, 06:49:08 PM »
So how much money do you guys get from Taco Bell for all that astroturfing?
Who needs money when you can eat for free?

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2017, 06:57:06 PM »
"Eat"

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #53 on: July 26, 2017, 06:59:49 PM »
I know who Jack Remington is.

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #54 on: July 26, 2017, 07:09:25 PM »
I know who Jack Remington is.

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Took me 2 minutes to find this, so either you're lying or he is.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43620.msg2091651#msg2091651

http://neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=121602


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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2017, 07:11:54 PM »
Worst kept secret ::)

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #56 on: July 26, 2017, 07:25:20 PM »
Worst kept secret ::)

Nah that was Mods Help.

Himu

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #57 on: July 26, 2017, 07:29:33 PM »
Tasty Meat tell me about "little tasty" :lol
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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #58 on: July 26, 2017, 07:29:35 PM »
At least had us thrown for a loop when we tried to defend her from herself tho :lol

Himu

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #59 on: July 26, 2017, 07:30:46 PM »
In the year 2000, I think it was November, but I can't remember, I jerked off over the balcony of my third floor apartment in the dark of night. The girls on the floor below me we're outside talking and drinking when they noticed my falling seed and were like, "eew what is that? Did a bird poop? Do birds poop at night?"

I masturbated in a church bathroom once
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