Author Topic: The Bore confessional  (Read 6915 times)

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Positive Touch

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #60 on: July 26, 2017, 08:53:30 PM »
In the year 2000, I think it was November, but I can't remember, I jerked off over the balcony of my third floor apartment in the dark of night. The girls on the floor below me we're outside talking and drinking when they noticed my falling seed and were like, "eew what is that? Did a bird poop? Do birds poop at night?"

I masturbated in a church bathroom once

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seagrams hotsauce

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #61 on: July 27, 2017, 12:53:43 AM »
In the year 2000, I think it was November, but I can't remember, I jerked off over the balcony of my third floor apartment in the dark of night. The girls on the floor below me we're outside talking and drinking when they noticed my falling seed and were like, "eew what is that? Did a bird poop? Do birds poop at night?"

I masturbated in a church bathroom once

psh who hasnt

Reminds me that I fucked in a church when i was like 16. Went back home and listened to Slayer. Good day

Valkyrie

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #62 on: July 27, 2017, 09:03:06 AM »
It's oddly erotic.

skullstorm

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2017, 10:51:13 AM »
I read it first as "I fucked a church" and I was all "right on, brother". But no, it was just some basic shit, not likeworthy.

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Re: The Bore confessional
« Reply #64 on: July 27, 2017, 01:14:16 PM »
Was given a BJ while watching Analyze This.

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