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Joe Molotov

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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2017, 09:45:13 PM »
Games released after Barack Obama's election:
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
Portal 2
CS:GO
Dota

Games released after Donald Trump's election:
Dota CCG

Thanks a lot, Trump.
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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2017, 09:59:46 PM »
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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2017, 10:09:44 PM »
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Joe Molotov

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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2017, 10:14:24 PM »
The audience be like

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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2017, 10:22:58 PM »


NEVER EVER

Fantastic trolling by Valve.

bluemax

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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2017, 11:10:22 PM »
Release a card game in 2018 brehs.
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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2017, 01:00:34 AM »
Card games still trash, though.

*ahem* Phantom Dust. :ufup


Nothing wrong with card games. The problem is complexity (see: Magic: Duels) + Code for said complexity, versus brain-dead-simple-so-no-fun (see: Hearthstone and numerous clones of it) to where you can't get strategy from it.

Or they do the CCG model (see: Hex) to where they want to price-gouge you to compete.

Like: Gwent in the Witcher 3 is alright. But Gwent as an actual player-vs-player game? Sucks, because you have pay-for folks or "meta" decks that can't be balanced quick enough and when they do, they nerf it instead of looking at the actual problematic issues (factions, etc.) to fix those.

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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2017, 03:46:39 AM »
That reaction says it all  :lol

Valkyrie

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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2017, 05:13:39 AM »
HL3 is looking swell.

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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2017, 07:00:55 AM »
Hahah

DOTA-AAAAWWWWWwwwww.......
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seagrams hotsauce

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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2017, 02:06:20 PM »
Not just a card game, a card game with laning! So Clash Royale, basically. Fuck Valve.

bluemax

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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2017, 11:21:01 PM »
I hope it has drafting too. At my last job one of our programmers liked DotA and was trying to make a card game using DotA concepts. It was awful but the company was sinking a ton of money into it. I might be a little petty.
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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2017, 11:30:42 PM »
i'm always fascinated by companies that sink significant resources into a market that's not only saturated but has major players already involved with brand recognition

talking about bluemax's company, not Valve who could probably make money hand over fist on a new Half-Life game of all things

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Re: New Valve game announced!
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2017, 12:11:42 AM »
Can't sell expansion packs and skins in HL3 though :(