Pizza is Euro shit, colonist. 
Then take responsibility for this shitty Little Caesar's pizza I had last week, bitch. 
I remember having one of those Little Caesars personal pizza's for $5 or whatever once (closest spot to the place I was visiting) and it's left me bewildered to this day.
There was a crust, sauce, cheese, pepperoni (sprung extra for), none of these were especially good but no individual part was terrible.
...and yet is somehow wasn't Pizza. It was the damndest thing, all traditional boxes were checked yet somehow while eating it all I could think was "this isn't pizza, I can't express why but this isn't pizza"
It was like finding out 2+2 doesn't equal 4, like the pizza came in a box made of impossible angles.
