Brick oven pizza with burnt crust, you sending it back?

[ToxicAdam]

Went to an 'upscale' pizzeria this past vacation (always with a single word name) and the pie had burnt crust. I sent that shit back and people at the table gave me shit about it.

I can deal with singed toppings or cheese, but if you burn the crust it's fucking with my taste buds too much.





 

[Bebpo]

Are we talking about nasty burnt or like black singe spots along the bottom? Because the latter is fine but if the whole bottom is black and gonna taste like charcoal then they fucked up.

[benjipwns]

Like charcoalish and hard edges? I think you're fine, I mean I can do that at my home in a garbage oven with frozen pizzas when I forget about 'em for a bit too long or can't get to it in time, for a pizzeria I feel like a higher level awareness of the pizzas and oven management is part of what I'm paying for.

[CatsCatsCats]

You a bittttchh

[ToxicAdam]

I guess I shouldn't call it burnt, I should call it "charred".

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2014/10/20141005-pdx-essential-food-carts-pyro-undercarriage-nathan-tucker.jpg

Something like this (pic above), but with a few more char spots.

[CatsCatsCats]

Ya don't order brick fire pizza if you can't deal with that for real tho

[benjipwns]

Oh, well, that's not enough for me.

[Atramental]

I went to an upscale pizza place, the crust was somewhat burnt (still edible, we weren't complaining), our server apologized upfront & said he would get us a new one free of charge.

That was dope. 2 great pizzas for one price.

[Tasty]

I guess I shouldn't call it burnt, I should call it "charred".

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2014/10/20141005-pdx-essential-food-carts-pyro-undercarriage-nathan-tucker.jpg

Something like this (pic above), but with a few more char spots.

The fuck? This is a normal brick oven pizza lol.

People who send food back are either uptight grandmas or total goobers, no exceptions.

[Bebpo]

I guess I shouldn't call it burnt, I should call it "charred".

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2014/10/20141005-pdx-essential-food-carts-pyro-undercarriage-nathan-tucker.jpg

Something like this (pic above), but with a few more char spots.

Yeah, uh, that's pretty normal and hell that picture looks delicious. I think you overreacted a bit.



That's when you can send it back if you feel strongly about it.

[Fifstar]

Pizza neapolitan style is always like that, that's how it's supposed to be. If done right the pizza should still be fluffy inside.

[sarslip]

maybe Ellio's is more your speed 

[TVC15]

OP could be a GAF post. Is this some sort of satire?

[ToxicAdam]

If it were a GAF post, I would be AT the pizza place asking for advice on what to do.

[Reb]

People who send food back are either uptight grandmas or total goobers, no exceptions.

That's insane, sometimes people fuck up your food and it needs to be corrected. Don't be a pushover.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

... That's what neapolitan pizza is supposed to look like...

[Cerveza mas fina]

Americans 

Stick to dominoes

[Tasty]

People who send food back are either uptight grandmas or total goobers, no exceptions.

That's insane, sometimes people fuck up your food and it needs to be corrected. Don't be a pushover.

I like how Lager liked both your posts and mine.

[CatsCatsCats]

It's because you made a good point and then went too far

[Great Rumbler]

As one of The Bore's representatives for Yum! Brands, you definitely should have just went to Pizza Hut instead. Delicious pizza pies at an affordable rate, and no burnt crusts.

[team filler]

 

[Valkyrie]

Americans 

Stick to dominoes

Dunno if you have low standards or if Japan is really bad making pizza at Domino's. 🤔

Always found it pretty shitty and tasteless. I wanna try Pizza Hut though but it's so damn expensive here.

[thisismyusername]

I guess I shouldn't call it burnt, I should call it "charred".

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2014/10/20141005-pdx-essential-food-carts-pyro-undercarriage-nathan-tucker.jpg

Something like this (pic above), but with a few more char spots.

That's not charred, dude. That's a byproduct of the stone-fired.

You a bittttchh

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Ya don't order brick fire pizza if you can't deal with that for real tho

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[Dennis]

Americans 

Stick to dominoes

For reals.

[Positive Touch]

do you normally eat pizza in a microwave or something? this is about as sad as asking for ice cubes with your wine

[Valkyrie]

ice cubes with your wine

[benjipwns]

ice cubes with your wine

yeah how are you supposed to get them in the box?

[Atramental]

Americans 

Stick to dominoes

Dominos is not bad but it comes no where near a good New York style pizza or an artisan pizza in my area.

[Yeti]

do you normally eat pizza in a microwave or something? this is about as sad as asking for ice cubes with your wine

what if you made the ice cubes out of wine though?

[CatsCatsCats]

wine cubes

[team filler]

wine hack

I'm about to go to lil caesars

[chronovore]

Brick oven pizza gets spots. It's part of the charm. Stop being a Basic Betty, or embrace Celine Dion and FIVE GUYS burgers, you wannabe diva.

Americans 

Stick to dominoes

Dunno if you have low standards or if Japan is really bad making pizza at Domino's. 🤔

Always found it pretty shitty and tasteless. I wanna try Pizza Hut though but it's so damn expensive here.

Japan has shitty pizza through and through. There's mediocre stuff if you like thin crust at Cappricciosa's, and there's ONE award-winning joint in Nakameguro, but is otherwise a fucking pizza wasteland.

[Raist]

ice cubes with your wine

Yes. Some people do that. Including in FREAKING RED WINE.

Speaking of disgusting shit people do with mixed drinks:
- Red wine and coke (mostly in spanish-speaking countries, apparently germany to some extent)
- Wheat beer and coke (Germany)

Like, I'm sorry but what the fuck is wrong with people.

[Cerveza mas fina]

ToxicAdam has been taste shamed so hard he hasn't come back to post  :'(

[ToxicAdam]

ToxicAdam has been taste shamed so hard he hasn't come back to post  :'(

I'm just the straight man. I propose the premise and then let the people take it where they want to go.

Also, I'm currently battling stomach cancer because I've eaten too many carcinogens due to peer pressure.

[Dennis]

The crust is the best part of any pizza. There, I said it.

[Mupepe]

The crust is the best part of any pizza. There, I said it.

[TakingBackSunday]

The crust is the best part of any pizza. There, I said it.

This dude here, he ain't wrong

[Mr. Nobody]

The crust is the best part of any pizza. There, I said it.

The same can be said for any pie

[CatsCatsCats]

This pizza thread now.

This is low key my favorite kind of pizza after trying it in Denver https://www.patxispizza.com/Mobile/Pages/Home

Dat deeep excellence

[Dennis]

I have never had a good deep pan pizza. They are always gross and undercooked in the middle.

[Raist]

The crust is the best part of any pizza. There, I said it.

Might as well have bread then.

This pizza thread now.

This is low key my favorite kind of pizza after trying it in Denver https://www.patxispizza.com/Mobile/Pages/Home

Dat deeep excellence

You just said it's the pizza thread. Why are you posting about pies.

[ToxicAdam]

I think the problem with the deep dish I've had was it has too many toppings (specifically meat). All that grease seeps into the crust and makes it soft and mushy.

Maybe I'll order a veggie version next time and see if that makes a difference.

[Raist]

Alternative: Flamkuche, from North-eastern France / South-western Germany.



 

[CatsCatsCats]

That place I linked has the flakiest yummiest crust

[Huff]

Euro shit 

[Rufus]

Pizza is Euro shit, colonist.

[Rahxephon91]

Dominos. Pizza Hut. Yuck!

[Joe Molotov]

Pizza is Euro shit, colonist.

Then take responsibility for this shitty Little Caesar's pizza I had last week, bitch.

[Rufus]

They can't follow a simple recipe?

[Dennis]

Lets of enjoy the sight of proper pizza with proper crust.

[TVC15]

This pizza thread now.

This is low key my favorite kind of pizza after trying it in Denver https://www.patxispizza.com/Mobile/Pages/Home

Dat deeep excellence

What the fuck is this shit?

[Rufus]

Pizza cake.

[CatsCatsCats]

I know, I would have said the same thing before being taken there

They have this red pepper oil that you dash onto it and honey to dip the crust in... try it

[brawndolicious]

This pizza thread now.

This is low key my favorite kind of pizza after trying it in Denver https://www.patxispizza.com/Mobile/Pages/Home

Dat deeep excellence

What the fuck is this shit?

It's a chain that I've been (there's one in the San Jose area). It tastes good but I didn't feel it was worth it. There's another pizza chain called Zachary's in the Bay Area that I thought was better if you need to spend $20+ per pizza. The Oak & Rye in Los Gatos is my fav at the moment tho.

I am a simple man who is happy with Little Ceasars so you know I'd only recommend the expensive shit if it was truly great.

[Madrun Badrun]

Today I ordered a pepperoni but the pepperoni was kind of greasy so I sent it back and had the cook whipped. 

[TVC15]

This pizza thread now.

This is low key my favorite kind of pizza after trying it in Denver https://www.patxispizza.com/Mobile/Pages/Home

Dat deeep excellence

What the fuck is this shit?

It's a chain that I've been (there's one in the San Jose area). It tastes good but I didn't feel it was worth it. There's another pizza chain called Zachary's in the Bay Area that I thought was better if you need to spend $20+ per pizza. The Oak & Rye in Los Gatos is my fav at the moment tho.

I am a simple man who is happy with Little Ceasars so you know I'd only recommend the expensive shit if it was truly great.

I went to Zachary's when MAF was in town because he required gluten free pizza. Gluten free pizza, man. No further comment.

[ToxicAdam]

Char is for meat and veggies, not bread.


Burnt toast tastes like shit and so does burnt crust.

[Tasty]

The crust is the best part of any pizza. There, I said it.

Only if it's stuffed.

[Bebpo]

As I get older, I like pizza even more than as a kid.

Truly the gift that keeps on giving. I eat Pizza about once a week now, sometimes twice a week. Used to be a once a month thing. So good!