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Himu

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Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« on: August 17, 2017, 02:23:08 PM »
Please. I want to play Mario this fall and know i"m going to hate Odyssey.
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2017, 02:33:08 PM »
lady you don't even like videogames
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2017, 02:36:55 PM »
Just move in with me, live in my bathroom, and you can play my Switch all you want.
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Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2017, 02:47:29 PM »
lady you don't even like videogames

You seem to be awfully defensive and triggered someone has criticisms towards video games. Video games are shit but I've played them my whole life. Might as well keep trucking.

:yeshrug
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2017, 02:58:33 PM »
lady you don't even like videogames

You seem to be awfully defensive and triggered someone has criticisms towards video games. Video games are shit but I've played them my whole life. Might as well keep trucking.

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2017, 03:20:40 PM »


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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2017, 03:24:46 PM »
Not really seeing any inconsistencies here, the Wii U is the perfect console for someone who doesn't like games anymore.
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2017, 03:32:43 PM »
Sell? Cemu is free.

What's a Wii U?

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2017, 03:42:55 PM »
Not really seeing any inconsistencies here, the Wii U is the perfect console for someone who doesn't like games anymore.

that's the joke, dog
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2017, 03:51:18 PM »
??? 3D Land sucks dick, Odyssey is gonna shit on it
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2017, 04:56:26 PM »
Nintendo.







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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2017, 05:42:43 PM »
??? 3D Land sucks dick, Odyssey is gonna shit on it

3D Land was pretty good.

3D World stretched the concept too far and the multiplayer is borderline unplayable at various points.

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2017, 08:30:24 PM »
Mario Maker looked pretty fun, almost made me want to buy a Wii U
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Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2017, 08:40:50 PM »
??? 3D Land sucks dick, Odyssey is gonna shit on it

I want nsmb u
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2017, 09:08:13 PM »
??? 3D Land sucks dick, Odyssey is gonna shit on it

I want nsmb u

It's really bland. The original nsmb is really the only good one imho.
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2017, 09:43:14 PM »
what i played of nsmb u felt like a complete rehash of super mario world. wasn't bad just extremely uncreative.
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Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2017, 10:01:02 PM »
But the level design looks good and hard. I've seen the stuff from Luigi U and it looks really good.
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Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2017, 10:37:04 PM »
Yeah the level design looks top tier in NSMBU. Dunno what you guys are talking about.

Informative thread.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1012192

Great looking gameplay. Notice the emphasis on platforming and not walking around forests.


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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2017, 10:40:01 PM »
Luigi U is super fun as well. I love the fast pace of the levels

Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2017, 10:52:41 PM »
Now THIS looks like a platformer.



Holy shit, just watching this video review was like an enema to my ass after playing the shit that was Sonic Mania.
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2017, 11:44:35 PM »
You should watch the Game Maker’s Toolkit episode about tropical Freeze.
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2017, 11:53:00 PM »
??? 3D Land sucks dick, Odyssey is gonna shit on it

I want nsmb u


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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2017, 09:24:15 AM »
You should watch the Game Maker’s Toolkit episode about tropical Freeze.

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2017, 09:27:27 AM »
Yes, that.  Sorry I didn't link it, I was in bed when I posted that and close to falling asleep.
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2017, 09:32:18 AM »
Now THIS looks like a platformer.



Holy shit, just watching this video review was like an enema to my ass after playing the shit that was Sonic Mania.

DKC collectathon games :yuck
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2017, 09:34:27 AM »
They are?

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2017, 09:36:19 AM »
They are?

The term "collectathon" started with DKC...so...yeah...?  All that banana stuff. 

I mean, correct me if I'm wrong here.  I played the original DKC and hated it and never played another one after that.  I hate the art style, too.  Give me something more like Donkey Kong '94 over it any day.
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2017, 09:39:10 AM »
The video makes it look like a bog-standard 2.5D platformer, not fundamentally different from the likes of 2.5D Mario games or Rayman Origins. What makes them collectathons? ???

edit: :gurl

Also, didn't collectathon emerge alongsie 3D platformers, particularly those which copied SM64's stars to unlock levels thing? Most commonly Rare's N64 games. Donkey Kong 64 is the collectathon that went too far, I know that much.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2017, 09:43:35 AM by Rufus »

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2017, 09:43:21 AM »
:gurl what?  It started with the DKC SNES games.  Don't you to have to get X number of bananas to be able to proceed through those games?  It's been too long since I played that crap.
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2017, 09:47:09 AM »
So maybe the Retro-developed ones toned that stuff down?  I had no idea that Yoshi's Woolly World had collectathon game play, however.   :-\
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Rufus

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2017, 09:53:38 AM »
So it started with DKC3? Huh. Doesn't sound like they are essential, even in that game. Completionist "increment a number" and "unlock a secret level" seems fine to me. That's why I'm so confused. I never finished any of the DKC SNES games, but I never ran into a progression wall (besides my own disinterest).

So long as the games structure doesn't revolve around collecting stuff, I don't think it's fair to write them off as collectathons.

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2017, 10:41:31 AM »
Tropical Freeze is good

NSMBU is dogshit. Luigi U is way better

3D Land and 3D World were boring, the only actual difficult level was the super hard final secret level
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2017, 10:43:51 AM »
You should play NES Remix 1 & 2, they rule
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2017, 10:47:06 AM »
So maybe the Retro-developed ones toned that stuff down?  I had no idea that Yoshi's Woolly World had collectathon game play, however.   :-\

Honestly, I really do recommend watching that video that Rufus posted.  Collecting is still a thing in DKCTF, but it's the cherry on top of a fantastically rewarding platformer.
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Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2017, 11:47:44 AM »
Friend offering me Wii U with 10 games for 300 dollah. Getting that. I'll keep waiting on that switch then.

It comes with mario kart 8. Should I play that or just wait for the switch version?

Also, should I get hyrule Warriors 3ds or Wii u?
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2017, 12:44:37 PM »
PLEASE DON'T GET ZELDA, YOU WILL HATE IT AND I WILL YELL AT YOU AND THE KIDS HATE IT WHEN MOMMY AND DADDY FIGHT
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Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2017, 12:45:50 PM »
I'm getting Zelda. :P It looks great.
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2017, 12:54:16 PM »
Spent 5 minutes picking up chickens, not a real Zelda game. Shit/10
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2017, 12:59:52 PM »
Hyrule Warriors WiiU of course. Great game, good soundtrack
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Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2017, 01:07:36 PM »
Been hype on BOTW since the E3 when they showed it off. Really looking forward to it. Was going to get a Switch for it but had money problems at the time.  :-[ Looks like a great game!
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2017, 01:09:04 PM »
WiiU runs perfectly fine. Its the preferred choice for speedrunners as well
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Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2017, 01:12:57 PM »
Why so?
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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2017, 01:20:05 PM »
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Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2017, 01:33:08 PM »
Never played DKCR. :aah

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2017, 04:05:20 PM »
donkey kong died after rare got ahold of him, and wasnt revived until jungle beat. now THERE'S a classic dk game.
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Himu

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Re: Does anyone have a Wii U they'd like to sell?
« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2017, 04:10:11 PM »
Jungle Beat owns. Donkey Kong Country 2 owns.
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