wrath pls explain thx

[benjipwns]

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) -- A state-owned newspaper in Dubai is reporting a man has found himself in a legal mess after allegedly trying to smuggling 5.7 million amphetamine pills into the sheikhdom hidden inside sheep intestines.

Prosecutors say the man said his brother had told him to try to bring the intestines into the country. Customs authorities discovered the pills when they inspected the cargo before it was to be released and taken to a warehouse.

[Joe Molotov]

Neither was the sheep.

[jorma]

i just want to know if this dude is an asshole who narced his own brother, or if the brother just didn't let him know he was smuggling drugs in the middle east.

[chronovore]

'Ah, yes: The old UAE "Speed Haggis" trick.'

[benjipwns]

i just want to know if this dude is an asshole who narced his own brother, or if the brother just didn't let him know he was smuggling drugs in the middle east.

i'm going to prefer to read it as a dare:

the man said his brother had told him to try to bring the intestines into the country

[Raist]

How about this one?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/22/saudi-arabia-accidentally-prints-textbook-showing-yoda-sitting/

[Raist]

I'll do you one better, here it is in my lil bro's text book: