Dream thread - what does your dream mean?

[Cerveza mas fina]

I dreamt about Vladimir Putin last night, it was really weird. He was showing me how to pinch someone to subdue them.

I think this must be related to getting a dog somehow and the struggle to teach him so far. Clearly uncle Putin is showing me the ropes.

[Momo]

99.99% of my dreams
-> has sex with {x}

meaning of dreams;
-> wants to have sex with {x}

[Cerveza mas fina]

disgusting male sex drive

[Valkyrie]

disgusting male sex drive

Bro, girls are fucking perverts, they're just better at hiding it because of gender stigma and taboo.

[Bebpo]

I had a dream last night about escaping a zombie-filled world, dunno what that means.
I have pretty weird dreams on a regular basis.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Thats a pretty cool dream though.

[Let's Cyber]

Sometimes when I have a longer dream and it finally ends, my mind will rewind back to the middle of the story but I'll have more control over the narrative. Almost like re-reading a choose your own adventure book, so some of the same events will happen but with different outcomes.

The stories themselves are always pretty boring tho. Usually involving work or highschool. 

[benjipwns]

That reminds me of when I have ones about how it's the end of the semester and I haven't even gone to any of the six courses because I don't remember what I even signed up for.

Weird part is I never even really had any actual college schedules like that except for one semester as a sophomore, and certainly not in all of grad school where that would have seemed borderline impossible to do.

Never had that form of the dream during it either, started like five years after. Freaky.

[Raist]

They don't mean anything. It's just your brain doing a defrag while it's not getting any new input.

[benjipwns]

What if we've installed a solid state drive?!?

[Tasty]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I dreamt about Vladimir Putin last night, it was really weird. He was showing me how to pinch someone to subdue them.

I think this must be related to getting a dog somehow and the struggle to teach him so far. Clearly uncle Putin is showing me the ropes.

Having dreams about Putin instead of the Yas Queen?  I guess NeoGAF is right, The Bore is teeming with Russian agents.

I still have dreams about missing exams in school: https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/radical-teaching/200909/recurring-final-exam-dream

[chronovore]

99.99% of my dreams
-> has sex with {x}

meaning of dreams;
-> wants to have sex with {x}

So, are these normally people you know, or celebrities?

[Momo]

99.99% of my dreams
-> has sex with {x}

meaning of dreams;
-> wants to have sex with {x}

So, are these normally people you know, or celebrities?

People I know in most cases but not exclusively. sometimes people i 'know' but I dont know, you know?

[benjipwns]

99.99% of my dreams
-> has sex with {x}

meaning of dreams;
-> wants to have sex with {x}

So, are these normally people you know, or celebrities?

Chad

[Momo]

eww normies

[Cerveza mas fina]

I dreamt about Vladimir Putin last night, it was really weird. He was showing me how to pinch someone to subdue them.

I think this must be related to getting a dog somehow and the struggle to teach him so far. Clearly uncle Putin is showing me the ropes.

Having dreams about Putin instead of the Yas Queen?  I guess NeoGAF is right, The Bore is teeming with Russian agents.

I still have dreams about missing exams in school: https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/radical-teaching/200909/recurring-final-exam-dream

Who on Neogafski said we are Reds?

[chronovore]

Had a dream that I was breaking into a Ubisoft event as part of some kind of Assassins Creed gameplay.

It was a real-life thing, but playing meant I had to break-in IRL. They were holding a party in their lobby, with a DJ and dance floor. I got about halfway to the offices before the security noticed me, calmly asked me to come back down to the party, asked for ID — I didn't have any, so they asked me to leave the party. I was walking around to find a different approach when I woke up.

[Cerveza mas fina]

You would think an Ubisoft game would make you sleep forever

[chronovore]

You would think an Ubisoft game would make you sleep forever

No, but I'll be tempted to return to it tonight to retrieve remaining collectibles.   

[Raist]

Were you a Vivendi agent?

[seagrams hotsauce]

I've had a recurring theme of my teeth falling out or being destroyed in variously unpleasant ways for for like a decade now :/

[chronovore]

I've had a recurring theme of my teeth falling out or being destroyed in variously unpleasant ways for for like a decade now :/

I've always heard those are about stress.

[thisismyusername]

99.99% of my dreams
-> has sex with {x}

meaning of dreams;
-> wants to have sex with {x}

Probably better than being sexually assaulted. Nothing online about meanings of same-sex sexual assaults. Though apparently it's either repression or power seeking.

[Momo]

My dreams dont start with sex like pizza man at the door though, it's goes one of two ways, normal everyday scenario, oh hey this girl holding that eraser is sexy ->sex, scared in an empty building on a moonlit night, vampire bites me on the end of my dick, realize vampire is hot -> sex

[Bebpo]

Just woke up in the middle of a dream so gonna try to mark it down but it's already fading and hard to remember.

-already forgot first half, vaguely remember some sort of games on the beach talking about historical people and debating about the wartime moral justifications naval officer who was famous and awarded medals but got them by blowing up ships with civilians.
-sometime later car broke down ended up at auto mechanic, thought both the first and second engine in the car died
-we fixed the owners car in the meantime and he gave us pizza at a fancy restaurant where you wear napkins as bibs
-turns out after fixing the second smaller engine the car worked so took off
-I go to the house of a spiritual guy with a bun hair to get a tattoo
-And I have this flash where I'm sitting across from jesus and he's holding my arm and looks at me and says it's going to be alright and I look down at my arm and there's a tattoo that says "tomodachi" in Japanese hiragana (which means friend)
-I wake up back at the tattoo parlor and the guy takes a break and asks if I want a bite and tells me to go make what I want out of what's in his fridge
-Then he comes in and opens the oven and is like how about pizza!?!?!
-And it's like a gourmet cassorole pizza and I ask what he uses for the sauce and he says anchovies
-And I say I already had pizza early, but I could eat pizza forever so I try to be polite and have some of his pizza
-Then I'm outside his tattoo garage with a ton of people, including family and friends and I'm telling them about my jesus dream and how I'm not religious at all but I saw jesus and he said it's going to be alright. And everyone is like "uh huh" but I'm like I really saw it! It was real.
-Then I see the tattoo bun hair guy with his gf hanging out back on the porch with the crowded and I'm kinda jealous because I have a gf in my dream but it's not that kind of love that they're looking at each other with
-woke up sometime after that

gonna go back to sleep now.

*edit*

Second half:

-don't remember anything but the last part before I woke up
-Was at some creepy old haunted house that became a house party, my high school friends were there and my brother's band
-High school friends were still kinda douches
-My brother's band has a bunch of extra backup singers
-They start handing out hoodies to them for costumes and the backup singers say "Isn't this kinda cheap?"
-They're starting out with a David Bowie cover
-Woke up after that

[skullstorm]

I had a dream last night where I was visiting a toy factory and one of the workers there was Esch and I had to lean in close to his crotch to see his name tag which was hanging from his hip pocket so I'd be able to google him later, for reasons. He had a really weird name and I of course forgot it and wasn't able to google him.

I have no idea where any of that came from.

[Brehvolution]

My dreams with Bore peeps are always strange.

[Bebpo]

Had a dream last night where was at a lodge in the forest with my local friends and GAF members, then the forest was on fire and we had to escape on a top-down 8-bit rpg world map.

[TVC15]

I had a weird one the other night. Since it's been two days, some details are foggy. I had no agency in the dream, it was like watching a movie.

In it, I had this friend or lover that hung himself or maybe I killed them. I was really distraught and went to live in this complex alone. Maybe it was a castle. And I think I was the last person on earth. And I had the head of a rat in place of my own.

In my bed, which had like little borders protruding up on each side so I couldn't fall out, there were three rats, and somewhere else in the complex there was a device (I think it may have actually been a throne at some points in the dream) that could turn one (but only one) of the three rats into a human again. I think the implication was that one of the three rats would turn into the person that killed themselves/was murdered at the beginning of the dream.

So, I slept in the bed with the three rats. They all knew what was at stake, so they'd like, rub up against me and try to cuddle, which I found gross because they were fucking rats. There was more than one scene like this. After a couple of them, I was so revolted that I took the most affectionate rat and flushed it down the toilet, and I later freaked out about whether or not I flushed the "right" rat. Some other stuff happened. I forget. I woke up at like 3AM and had to take an emergency monster shit. After I wiped my ass, the toilet paper looked like the inside of a used coffee filter. The end.

[team filler]

sleep paralysis every night 

[chronovore]

-And I have this flash where I'm sitting across from jesus and he's holding my arm and looks at me and says it's going to be alright and I look down at my arm and there's a tattoo that says "tomodachi" in Japanese hiragana (which means friend)

Literally had me laughing at 1:30 AM