Author Topic: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face? (Read 24274 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **on:** September 07, 2017, 08:10:14 PM »

Or

Orrrrr

Serious minds want to know.

team filler · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2017, 12:21:26 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2017, 12:23:52 AM »

Gotta be Goodell.

bluemax · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2017, 03:01:42 AM »

Tom Brady is the God King of punchable faces.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2017, 10:54:45 AM »

Whoever wrote this letter to Goodell:
http://deadspin.com/las-vegas-police-union-releases-insane-flag-humping-sta-1802031032

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2017, 10:58:20 AM »

Everyone at ESPN

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2017, 11:04:51 AM »

Also, lol @ the Patriots going 19-0 this year. WELP.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2017, 03:35:33 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/gates-gillette-stadium-were-suddenly-sealed-roger--6632

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2017, 07:45:18 PM »

Snyder deserves to DIAF

team filler · « **Reply #9 on:** September 08, 2017, 08:36:03 PM »

aia has the most punchable face tbh

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2017, 01:19:15 AM »

Quote from: filler on September 08, 2017, 08:36:03 PM

aia has the most punchable face tbh

Get a ladder, short stuff.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2017, 05:47:44 AM »

Can I go with Kid Rock? He's not in the NFL but has made the stupidest Colin related comments possible.

team filler · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2017, 04:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on September 10, 2017, 01:19:15 AM

Quote from: filler on September 08, 2017, 08:36:03 PM
aia has the most punchable face tbh

Get a ladder, short stuff.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2017, 04:13:28 PM »

Kizer looked pretty good today

nachobro · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2017, 04:33:34 PM »

Carr, Beast Mode, and Giorgio Tavecchio.

Just win baby!

team filler · « **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2017, 04:53:40 PM »

tavecchio that magnificent golden god

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2017, 06:00:39 PM »

Good Lions win. Started shaky as fuck but a nice rebound into a pretty commanding win. D-line looked a lot better than expected and kept us in the game early, while the offense shat the bed. Stafford was very impressive once he got settled in.

We got a baller, fellas
https://twitter.com/inthestandspc/status/906972750279036932

Golladay was tearing it up all through training camp and practice, but I figured he'd come down to earth. Rookie, late round pick, etc. Nah, breh straight up balling today. 2 TDs whew.

Huff · « **Reply #17 on:** September 10, 2017, 07:26:46 PM »

Jags won? lolwut

team filler · « **Reply #18 on:** September 10, 2017, 11:54:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2017, 06:00:39 PM

Good Lions win. Started shaky as fuck but a nice rebound into a pretty commanding win. D-line looked a lot better than expected and kept us in the game early, while the offense shat the bed. Stafford was very impressive once he got settled in.

We got a baller, fellas
https://twitter.com/inthestandspc/status/906972750279036932

Golladay was tearing it up all through training camp and practice, but I figured he'd come down to earth. Rookie, late round pick, etc. Nah, breh straight up balling today. 2 TDs whew.

That was a decent catch, but did you see my boy georgio split dem uprights like a true italian stud? he was unstoppable, like former neogaf moderator and pedophile amirox's appetite for ripping off neogaf posters and consuming frozen dinners.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** September 11, 2017, 03:50:50 PM »

btw filler, Beast Mode looks like he hasn't lost a step

team filler · « **Reply #20 on:** September 17, 2017, 09:00:18 PM »

nachobro · « **Reply #21 on:** September 17, 2017, 09:09:33 PM »

just DOMINATE baby

E-DuB · « **Reply #22 on:** September 17, 2017, 11:14:55 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2017, 12:23:52 AM

Gotta be Goodell.

Brady's second only to that knob.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23 on:** September 17, 2017, 11:52:07 PM »

Didn't you play in the NFL, Am_I_Anonymous? So my answer would be yo--

Quote from: filler on September 08, 2017, 08:36:03 PM

aia has the most punchable face tbh

--Damn it, filler.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** September 18, 2017, 03:52:27 PM »

Seattle

That o-line still bad after all these year smh. Yea they won...but they barely beat a bad Niners team.

Dallas

fuckouttahere frauds

Lions tonight...let's see how it goes. Giants offense looks weak, and I'm not sure OBJ will make it that much better since they can't run the ball. We'll see....

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25 on:** September 19, 2017, 09:59:45 AM »

Seattle D is the only thing worth owning in fantasy.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** September 19, 2017, 10:01:44 AM »

My prediction: Falcons gonna lose to the Raiders in the SB.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** September 20, 2017, 10:24:26 PM »

2-0. I thought we'd be 0-2 lol.

Gotta give a lot of credit to the new GM, who has really transformed this team. Two drafts, both impressive. Just from this year's draft alone we've had:

1st round pick has a fumble recovery and sack
3rd round pick has two touchdowns
5th round pick has a punt return TD

We actually have some depth now. I came into the season expecting the d-line to be a problem, but so far it's doing very well. Still, I'd expect a heavy emphasis on it in the next draft, specifically edge rushers.

I thought we'd win 6-8 games this year at best. Now...we'll see. I want to see how we look on Sunday against Atlanta.

team filler · « **Reply #28 on:** September 21, 2017, 12:03:33 AM »

The league is mostly shit right now and we're reaping all the benefits

Brehvolution · « **Reply #29 on:** September 21, 2017, 02:46:12 PM »

zepblackstar · « **Reply #30 on:** September 24, 2017, 11:35:55 AM »

Khan is loving how Blake Bortles is showing London their future star QB in a couple of years

zomgee · « **Reply #31 on:** September 24, 2017, 02:18:16 PM »

the day of the taint

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #32 on:** September 24, 2017, 04:15:58 PM »

the steelers have looked awful

team filler · « **Reply #33 on:** September 24, 2017, 04:54:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/KINGoftheKC/status/912051233199935489

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** September 24, 2017, 06:36:29 PM »

Lions got fucked by a bullshit call/rule but hey, we looked solid against a Super Bowl contending team (that blew out the Packers).

That being said...our playcalling is suspect. Lots of bad calls, especially bad run plays. The defense is generating an insane amount of turnovers, yet the offense constantly fails to put points on the scoreboard.

team filler · « **Reply #35 on:** September 24, 2017, 10:17:07 PM »

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #36 on:** September 24, 2017, 10:40:30 PM »

Skins making Carr look like a dumb biaaaaaatch

team filler · « **Reply #37 on:** September 24, 2017, 11:24:50 PM »

entire team looking like a dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

team filler · « **Reply #38 on:** September 24, 2017, 11:27:57 PM »

nachobro · « **Reply #39 on:** September 25, 2017, 12:34:31 AM »

at least it wasn't a shutout

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** September 25, 2017, 09:23:18 AM »

Haha went into SNF up 100-75 in my fantasy league. Opponent had Carr and Cooper so I thought I was fucked. Nope.

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I sat OBJ btw, so if I had lost I would be pissed right now

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #41 on:** September 25, 2017, 11:00:03 AM »

Carr and Lynch only got me 9 combined points.

team filler · « **Reply #42 on:** September 25, 2017, 09:14:34 PM »

https://twitter.com/jga41agher/status/912478133374173184

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #43 on:** September 25, 2017, 10:24:16 PM »

Bubububu Jerry Jones said he'd fire anyone that took a knee according to an unsourced facebook post on my uncle's timeline.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #44 on:** September 25, 2017, 10:36:12 PM »

He took a knee before the anthem and stood up during it.

and thats why he makes those dollars.

nachobro · « **Reply #45 on:** October 02, 2017, 11:58:29 AM »

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/914639266558480385

thank god, my heart stopped when I saw Carr leaving the field after that hit

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #46 on:** October 02, 2017, 06:15:29 PM »

He'll be out at least a week probably more

Edit: yup -- they're reporting minor spine fracture now

nachobro · « **Reply #47 on:** October 02, 2017, 07:14:40 PM »

at least it's not for the season, that was my huge fear. of course they are saying now up to 6 weeks so that's still rough. glad he's not super hurt though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** October 02, 2017, 07:25:18 PM »

3-1 baby

Defense is legit. This offense just needs to get started and maybe we can do something special. Couple more weeks until our starting LT returns from PUP/injury list, thank god.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #49 on:** October 02, 2017, 09:00:56 PM »

Carolina gets Detroit next week. Should be a good test for both teams

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fully expecting lions to manhandle them

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team filler · « **Reply #50 on:** October 08, 2017, 10:42:50 PM »

after the game

https://twitter.com/bigheadchris6/status/917207419691790336

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** October 09, 2017, 10:33:06 AM »

Lions offense is not working. O-line is terrible thanks to our LT being injured. And despite that, we keep calling downfield pass plays. Stafford has no time to complete those throws. Stop it...

Basically if the defense can't win the game we're fucked. But what's even funnier.....Eric Ebron dropped a TD on the first drive of the game. We ended up losing by 4 points. If he had caught that, the game would likely be tied in the 4th quarter.

Can't wait until he's cut next year. I'm tired of the childish behavior, drops, and bullshit. We could have drafted Aaron fucking Donald, or OBJ. Instead we took a TE in the lottery. WHY.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #52 on:** October 09, 2017, 11:37:58 AM »

Ben should have retired

team filler · « **Reply #53 on:** October 19, 2017, 10:27:30 PM »

most hype thursday night game I've seen, RAIDAHS

nachobro · « **Reply #54 on:** October 19, 2017, 10:32:18 PM »

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

nachobro · « **Reply #55 on:** October 19, 2017, 11:45:49 PM »

DAT CATCH HOLY SHIT

nachobro · « **Reply #56 on:** October 19, 2017, 11:54:29 PM »

HOLY SHIT THIS GAME

JUST WIN BABY

team filler · « **Reply #57 on:** October 20, 2017, 12:19:49 AM »

Lynch came back to watch the game

team filler · « **Reply #58 on:** October 20, 2017, 12:56:19 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #59 on:** October 20, 2017, 01:59:19 AM »

https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/921253915101818880

https://twitter.com/chandaye/status/921245627786203136

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Author Topic: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face? (Read 24274 times)