Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[clothedmacuser]

Most parks do have open hours in my area at least. I've never heard of anyone being arrested just for being there after hours, but cops will definitely roll up on you and see what's up if you're a creeper in the park at 3AM. Also most cities have a police blotter so....what Stump wants is already a thing in some areas.

I will still say enacting a curfew and bumping up loitering to trespassing is morally wrong at this point, but I am a moderate, so . . .


Edit: I made this post mostly because I love that reaction image.  Can we get that over here?

[toku]

PD is not a family man y'all

[thisismyusername]

PD is not a family man y'all

Toku SONIC BOOMing that rumor.

[Jenkem]

What the fucking fuck. I'm waiting for my "you're approved asshole" email after trying to register 3 months ago only to find out after trying to register again that my user name is taken... I guess you guys like to play this forum game close to the chest.  Or I'm stupid. In either case I belong here.

I was a wisp on GAF before I forgot my password, but I read this thread every day.

I've spent 12 years steeped in GAF lore like a hot stinky fart tea. It is my vice. It is my reality TV. Thus I would huddle with you in the mire and moss of pedantic self loathing if you will have me.

Ahem.. Testing.. BabbyRobBobHobBobBobRobHobbitBoberts     wait...    wait...  wait...  wait...

You're trying too hard.

Trying too hard on this forum would be me figuring out how to have an avatar, kiddo. (how do I avatar? I'm not drunk.)

you have to pay demi

[railGUN]

Fucken hell this is the creepiest thing i have seen since Amir0xgate.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251313494

I wonder if McDonalds is legally allowed to bring this out again to coincide with the new Mulan movie without Disney's permission?

[tuna_love]

Raised/Still-Religious GAF - What's some Christian music that holds up?
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1444694

[jorma]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251313494

I wonder if McDonalds is legally allowed to bring this out again to coincide with the new Mulan movie without Disney's permission?

Ok, time to wrap it up. It's over. The corporations have already won. 10 years from now that dude will ask if he is legally allowed to vote without his employers permission. 

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251085362

Showed my wife the picture and her response was "How the hell is that appropriate for school?"

This is the woman that said yes to you having her placenta turned into Slim Jims and eating it, I'm not sure we should be putting any weight on that deflection

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251196782
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251197718

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Working on that through vacations. I'm an idiot though.

I booked the same type of room that damn Vegas shooter used in Mandalay Bay a week before it happened. Now it's just going to be awkward.

 

[nudemacusers]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251085362

Showed my wife the picture and her response was "How the hell is that appropriate for school?"

This is the woman that said yes to you having her placenta turned into Slim Jims and eating it, I'm not sure we should be putting any weight on that deflection

I remember that thread... dark times on neogaf.

[Dennis]

Can't believe Dufus got banned for that.

[Dennis]

He is risen!

[Switters]

Has anyone ever read an entire vigilant walrus post? I mean other than that time the terrorists forced him to have sex with a dolphin.

[Momo]

Now there's a name I havent heard in a while. Wish I wasnt reminded rn tbh.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=399457

classic.

[nudemacusers]

Lmao at this Andy Signore guy... dude is so pathetic and creepy it hurts.

[Mr. Nobody]

The fukk is second degree rape

Its either rape or not rape, someone explain...

I think if u nut, its first degree. if u dont its 2nd.

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[zomgee]

yes

i am banned now


pls avenge me

banmsg pls

[VomKriege]

How can these fucks call themselves patriots? They're spitting on the legacies of real American patriots who fought them 75 years ago.

Can you call yourself a patriot still if you really loathe Japan tho?

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251338472

[Jansen]

Stupid jerks getting banned and not posting the deets.

Diaf

[Himu]

Raised/Still-Religious GAF - What's some Christian music that holds up?
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1444694

american religious music

classical religious music

and the glory of the lord shall be revealed

I love me so Alleliuah but black american spirituals are top tier religious songs. Not a fan of modern Christian music or gospel, but our spirituals are

[Himu]

Real talk if that were the real national anthem every black person at every football game would on their feet at the first organ note  I have given you a half assed solution to the NFL protests, white people: change the anthem!!

[agrajag]

Yeah but they culturally appropriated the pipe organ from Europe

[Himu]

...

[Jansen]

.

[team filler]

So why isn't Shigeru Miyamoto a big time celebrity in Japan?

[clothedmacuser]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251267387&postcount=971

  Peep's been waiting to get his shots in.

He ain't wrong.

There is a BO (Box Office) GAF?

 


Jesus, to think of all the Bobert's post in that.   The guy already oversaturated GAF, to think that he had a community he was terrorizing for years and the mods just let him do it. 

Mods knew.

[samfish]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1444802&page=1

Let’s ignore the clear and obvious intent in favor of getting upset about something trivial and insignificant again!

[benjipwns]

"This is the most non-apology apology I've seen all week. Are you joining the Trump administration now?" Sonia Gupta tweeted at the company.

You'll never make it to NeoGAF.com moderator status with that Sonia, you need to ask if they're Nazi's or want to own slaves instead of sell soap.

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EDIT: OR MAKE SOAP OUT OF JEWS OMG HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS RIGHT AWAY THIS IS WHY I AM NOT A NEOGAF.COM MEMBER

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[nachobro]

It's doubly funny because Dove tries so hard at fake-ass corporate progressivism.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251387873&postcount=271

Truly the Neogaf of soap companies

[nudemacusers]

Boxofficegaf threads:OT Forum::NPD threads:Gaming Forum

[seagrams hotsauce]

I really don't get the box office threads at all. Who gives a shit what makes money? Hollywood is about the furthest thing from a meritocracy on the planet. They come off like some real 'hail corporate' shit

[CHOW CHOW]

“Uhh...I’m here for Bobby”

[CHOW CHOW]

Something I just don’t get is why tweet that stuff about Evilore, with your account still active (not permed), knowing that that scrawny thin-skinned dork will almost certainly nuke your account if he sees it.  It’s like Bobby doesn’t realize how much he means to us, like what’s at stake here.

[clothedmacuser]

Something I just don’t get is why tweet that stuff about Evilore, with your account still active (not permed), knowing that that scrawny thin-skinned dork will almost certainly nuke your account if he sees it.  It’s like Bobby doesn’t realize how much he means to us, like what’s at stake here.

He died for our sins.

[benjipwns]

Something I just don’t get is why tweet that stuff about Evilore, with your account still active (not permed), knowing that that scrawny thin-skinned dork will almost certainly nuke your account if he sees it.  It’s like Bobby doesn’t realize how much he means to us, like what’s at stake here.

It makes you start to question the one you've chosen to devote your soul and being to.

[team filler]

Bring Bobby Back!!! #BBB

[Tokyosandblaster]

Something I just don’t get is why tweet that stuff about Evilore, with your account still active (not permed), knowing that that scrawny thin-skinned dork will almost certainly nuke your account if he sees it.  It’s like Bobby doesn’t realize how much he means to us, like what’s at stake here.

It makes you start to question the one you've chosen to devote your soul and being to.

Bob Iger or Kathy Kennedy?

[Boredfrom]

I really don't get the box office threads at all. Who gives a shit what makes money? Hollywood is about the furthest thing from a meritocracy on the planet. They come off like some real 'hail corporate' shit

That is the whole point. The comic book film threads should had give you the clue.

[TVC15]

Why has Bobby not given his opinion on Blade Runner?

[benjipwns]

Bob Iger or Kathy Kennedy?

[toku]

Why has Bobby not given his opinion on Blade Runner?

no one willing to fight him over how misogynistic it is via twitter?

[clothedmacuser]

Wait,




He died on a hill for our sins.



better

[Dennis]

How to lose your kidney

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1445018

[nudemacusers]

Not an expert but $5k seems way too cheap for a weekend of endless pussy.

[thisismyusername]

$5k for a half-hour each with 16 women, though... I don't think the economics work there, anyway.

[nudemacusers]

Nah, that just means you need to plan out your order so you can work up your nut and get it in the finest chica available

[Let's Cyber]

count how many people care more about how much money it did or didn't make as opposed to how much they enjoyed it, as if they have a financial stake in it.

#latestagecapitalism

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251416895

Slight tinge of regret making a Rick and Morty hype thread back in 2013, didn't know it would lead to stupid entitled pro-corporate protests in the thousands.

You could have prevented it all !
(Still links to the thread tho)

[VomKriege]

Munich shooter, who killed 9 persons, had likely racist motives

Has a Iranian background, just like JonTron.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250934864

 

Amirox / Dennis meme but not as a joke.

[Dennis]

Zero world problems:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1445012

[nudemacusers]

Zero world problems:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1445012

Get better sheets, nerds.

[FunSlower]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251267387&postcount=971

  Peep's been waiting to get his shots in.

He ain't wrong.

There is a BO (Box Office) GAF?

 

It's a nexus of hardcore movie theater employees, enthusiast bloggers, ushers, concession stand workers, and ticket takers for the movie theater business.

[Mr. Nobody]

Bring Bobby Back!!! #BBB

[TwEE-N-Toast]

See, this is guy gets it. It's like I can't even tickle random children in the mall anymore with out some asshole parent getting upset.

A huge part of the problem is that the term "grooming" is constantly being utilized to describe totally normal interactions between adult men and kids, diluting the meaning and making it seem less serious than it actually is.

Grooming DOES NOT refer to consensual, nonsexual physical contact between adults and kids. An adult who hugs, wrestles, tickles, and roughhouses with a consenting and happy child isn't grooming them. This sort of interaction is not only totally appropriate for young children, it's actually a huge part of their social and emotional development.

Grooming DOES refer to a systemic process of isolating vulnerable children physically and emotionally through gift-giving, secret meetings, performing unusual favors, and engaging in persistent unwanted physical contact of any kind. This type of interaction never has positive results, and even in the best case scenario leads to an inappropriate (but non-abusive) relationship.

The problem is that people get so preoccupied with the false "red flags" that arise from their own discomfort towards the platonic physical contact, that they miss the hidden, more insidious behavior that actually constitutes grooming.

This is why society becoming comfortable with appropriate physical contact is so important in the process of detecting true abuse.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251436266&postcount=79

[Momo]

Bring Bobby Back!!! #BBB

(Image removed from quote.)

[Tasty]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251313494

I wonder if McDonalds is legally allowed to bring this out again to coincide with the new Mulan movie without Disney's permission?

Why would DISNEY have anything to do with the new MULAN movie?

[FStop7]

The Bore is NeoGAF's Outer Heaven.

[Raist]

Munich shooter, who killed 9 persons, had likely racist motives

Has a Iranian background, just like JonTron.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250934864

 

Amirox / Dennis meme but not as a joke.

But. I thought only white people can be racist?

[toku]

The Bore is NeoGAF's Outer Heaven.

NO NATION
NO PHILOSOPHY
NO IDEOLOGY