Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[agrajag]

There isn't even a new trilogy. There's one movie that copies the first movie and then a terrible spin-off.  It's Marvelized at this point and it's got to shape up in the next film.

You're implying that Disney has anything at all to do with Lucasarts' creative direction, kiddo? 

[etiolate]

Come at me, Bobby! Disney creative control! Disney Brand! Bring it!

If you win, I'll get the peanut butter off the top shelf for you.

[Tasty]

Hawaiian pizza is an affront to mankind

die

[agrajag]

Hawaiian pizza is an affront to mankind

die

no u

[stufte]

Come at me, Bobby! Disney creative control! Disney Brand! Bring it!

If you win, I'll get the peanut butter off the top shelf for you.

But does he even own a dog though?’

[Transhuman]

Evilore claimed that he had a $10 million offer for GAF. Should have took the money. Who the hell gives up $10 million to be an owner of a gaming forum when you had no plan to grow the business to be a >$10 million business?

He did it for the users, so the site could stay the same. Imagine if the new owner turned out to be a serial sexual harasser or something disgusting like that.

[SantaC]

So any statements last few hours?

[stufte]

So any statements last few hours?

503 of them.

[thehunter116]

So any statements last few hours?

Yep.

[thehunter116]

So any statements last few hours?

503 of them.

Sometimes 504.

[agrajag]

I wonder how Evilore finds time to prepare a statement in between his 120 hour weeks fixing the ad issues on NeoGAF

[Tasty]

New page.

[nomis]

There isn't even a new trilogy. There's one movie that copies the first movie and then a terrible spin-off.  It's Marvelized at this point and it's got to shape up in the next film.

You're implying that Disney has anything at all to do with Lucasarts' creative direction, kiddo? 

let me introduce you a certain someone, friend

her name is KATHLEEN KENNEDY, head of LUCASFILM

[thehunter116]

I wonder how Evilore finds time to prepare a statement in between his 120 hour weeks fixing the ad issues on NeoGAF

He's busy, there's girls in showers you know.

[Tasty]

It's amazing how in every facet, people will lord over their expanded palettes and superior tastes, open to trying any and every exotic cuisine to appear smarter and more worldly, but then when it comes to trying something as "extreme" as fruit* on a pizza it's somehow a bridge too far.

I guess that makes us pineapple pizza lovers the true tastemakers.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

* You know what tomato sauce is made from? It's tomatoes. You know what tomatoes are? Fruits.

[close]

[thehunter116]

It's amazing how in every facet, people will lord over their expanded palettes and superior tastes, open to trying any and every exotic cuisine to appear smarter and more worldly, but then when it comes to trying something as "extreme" as fruit* on a pizza it's somehow a bridge too far.

I guess that makes us pineapple pizza lovers the true tastemakers.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

* You know what tomato sauce is made from? It's tomatoes. You know what tomatoes are? Fruits.

[close]

You can't corrupt me with your sound logic.

[agrajag]

It's amazing how in every facet, people will lord over their expanded palettes and superior tastes, open to trying any and every exotic cuisine to appear smarter and more worldly, but then when it comes to trying something as "extreme" as fruit* on a pizza it's somehow a bridge too far.

I guess that makes us pineapple pizza lovers the true tastemakers.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

* You know what tomato sauce is made from? It's tomatoes. You know what tomatoes are? Fruits.

[close]

Botanically yes, but not gastronomically 

[nomis]

I wonder how Evilore finds time to prepare a statement in between his 120 hour weeks fixing the ad issues on NeoGAF

malka’s ad network was so basement tier, one might think amir0x could have blamed a gaf ad hijacking his entire browser window and installing cp when he was brought up on charges

[Makai]

Michael Pachter weighs in

https://twitter.com/michaelpachter/status/921971076254576641

[Transhuman]

Pineapple on pizza whiners never mention pineapple on burgers because they know that shit is delicious and ruins their whole argument.

[Tasty]

Pineapple on pizza whiners never mention pineapple on burgers because they know that shit is delicious and ruins their whole argument.

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[StealthFan]

Never understood the outrage over pineapple on pizza. It's revolting but judging people for the foods they enjoy is for plebes that have no other authority to judge others by

[Rise]

Pineapple on pizza whiners never mention pineapple on burgers because they know that shit is delicious and ruins their whole argument.

(Image removed from quote.)

where is the dislike button on this forum

[EVOL]

I think it's safe to say that there won't be a statement at this point

And even if there is it'll do fuck all, the damage is done

[TVC15]

Never understood the outrage over pineapple on pizza. It's revolting but judging people for the foods they enjoy is for plebes that have no other authority to judge others by

I wouldn’t even crawl naked into a shower with someone that had just been puking up pineapple pizza. I say this on the record as an ex-GAF mod.

[etiolate]

He's just going to vanish off the internet.

[agrajag]

Never understood the outrage over pineapple on pizza. It's revolting but judging people for the foods they enjoy is for plebes that have no other authority to judge others by

I wouldn’t even crawl naked into a shower with someone that had just been eating pineapple pizza.

what if they were throwing it up tho

[Makai]

Did the volunteer IT quit? He needs to keep the site up so he can afford a good lawyer.

[Tasty]

Never understood the outrage over pineapple on pizza. It's revolting but judging people for the foods they enjoy is for plebes that have no other authority to judge others by

I wouldn’t even crawl naked into a shower with someone that had just been puking up pineapple pizza. I say this on the record as an ex-GAF mod.

Your loss. 😘

[Tasty]

Wait TVC is an ex-GAF mod? No wonder he doesn't appreciate the gloriousness of pineapple pizza. Probably jacks it to kids and grabs women's asses, too.

[OnlyRegret]

Man, what a day and I missed out.
Half the mods resigned, DUDE

[TVC15]

Wait TVC is an ex-GAF mod? No wonder he doesn't appreciate the gloriousness of pineapple pizza. Probably jacks it to kids and grabs women's asses, too.

Oh, those are so totally not my bag.

[Tasty]

I'm just gonna say it. Pineapple pizza haters are sexual assaulters.

[agrajag]

Man, what a day and I missed out.
Half the mods resigned, DUDE

Who needs mods when there's no website to moderate?

 

[jacob.armitage]

I wonder how Evilore finds time to prepare a statement in between his 120 hour weeks fixing the ad issues on NeoGAF

He's busy, there's girls in showers you know.

*giggles*

[TVC15]

I'm just gonna say it. Pineapple pizza haters are sexual assaulters.

And all pineapple pizza lovers are into bestiality since they’re so cool with unholy pairings.

[Barry Egan]

does Costanza's neogaf spin-off still exist?

[Tasty]

I'm just gonna say it. Pineapple pizza haters are sexual assaulters.

And all pineapple pizza lovers are into bestiality since they’re so cool with unholy pairings.

At least my pets give consent.

OH SHIT wait no-

[etiolate]

https://twitter.com/GameJournoLit/status/921936141120606209

https://twitter.com/GameJournoLit/status/921525368875601921

This parody has some good shit

[Transhuman]

I'm just gonna say it. Pineapple pizza haters are sexual assaulters.

And all pineapple pizza lovers are into bestiality since they’re so cool with unholy pairings.

My favourite philosopher says banging animals is o.k

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Singer#Bestiality

[Tasty]

Where's the :ifup emoji

[TVC15]

I'm just gonna say it. Pineapple pizza haters are sexual assaulters.

And all pineapple pizza lovers are into bestiality since they’re so cool with unholy pairings.

At least my pets give consent.

OH SHIT wait no-

Actually, Tasty, I don’t want to be in conflict with you. I like you. I’m willing to accept you as an animal fucker if you accept me as a Cosby/GAF moderator.

[Tasty]

I'm just gonna say it. Pineapple pizza haters are sexual assaulters.

And all pineapple pizza lovers are into bestiality since they’re so cool with unholy pairings.

At least my pets give consent.

OH SHIT wait no-

Actually, Tasty, I don’t want to be in conflict with you. I like you. I’m willing to accept you as an animal fucker if you accept me as a Cosby/GAF moderator.

Deal.

But if we ever grab drinks IRL I'm ordering Hawaiian pizza and you're having some.

[TVC15]

I'm just gonna say it. Pineapple pizza haters are sexual assaulters.

And all pineapple pizza lovers are into bestiality since they’re so cool with unholy pairings.

At least my pets give consent.

OH SHIT wait no-

Actually, Tasty, I don’t want to be in conflict with you. I like you. I’m willing to accept you as an animal fucker if you accept me as a Cosby/GAF moderator.

Deal.

But if we ever grab drinks IRL I'm ordering Hawaiian pizza and you're having some.

I can deal. Just no anchovies. I am nearly 100% anti-seafood.

[Tasty]

I am 99% pro-seafood (New England represent)... but I agree, anchovies on pizza are an abomination worthy of the death penalty.

[Momo]

I dont mind seafood, except sea-cockroaches (prawns). Hard no

[Tasty]

I dont mind seafood, except sea-cockroaches (prawns). Hard no

Shrimp cocktails

Shrimp scampi

Crab

Lobster

[etiolate]

Made pan seared ahi tuna from sashimi grade fish last week.

noms

[Transhuman]

I will eat anything that comes out of the fucking ocean; prawns, turtles, dolphins, I don't give a fuck.

[Vertigo]

I'm trying to imagine what a a gaf spin off with some of the more 'shut in' gaf members would be like would the mods be better or worse than neogaf would it be democratic or a 'benign' dictatorship?

Would they foster the same poisonous atmosphere? 

[Tasty]

Made pan seared ahi tuna from sashimi grade fish last week.

noms

Sashimi

I will eat anything that comes out of the fucking ocean; prawns, turtles, dolphins, I don't give a fuck.

Turtle soup is still on my list.

Don't think I'll ever have dolphin though. Considering they're mammals I don't imagine they'd have that authentic seafood flavor.

[thehunter116]

I will eat anything that comes out of the fucking ocean; prawns, turtles, dolphins, I don't give a fuck.

Does that include people?

[agrajag]

If you see this picture while scrolling this page


You have been visited by the looming spectre Etoilet who drops a bunch of L's on unsuspecting posters.






Post "Gamergate is about ethics in game journalism" or Etoilet will pop out at any time and disrupt your safe spaces and comforts.

[thehunter116]

Made pan seared ahi tuna from sashimi grade fish last week.

noms

Sashimi

I will eat anything that comes out of the fucking ocean; prawns, turtles, dolphins, I don't give a fuck.

Turtle soup is still on my list.

Don't think I'll ever have dolphin though. Considering they're mammals I don't imagine they'd have that authentic seafood flavor.

Take it to flavor town and slather it in fish oil and crab meat.

Won't know the difference. 

[Rise]

I'm trying to imagine what a a gaf spin off with some of the more 'shut in' gaf members would be like would the mods be better or worse than neogaf would it be democratic or a 'benign' dictatorship?

Would they foster the same poisonous atmosphere? 

I'm establishing my NeoGAF successor as a home to the bygone era. Jokes could be made, communities aren't shunned and punished for having tight knit friendships, people were rightly mocked for being idiots.

It's like I'm establishing the NJPW equivalent to WWE. Without the Young Bucks.

neoneogaf.com

what's wrong with the young bucks   

[Eila]

RIP SteamGAF the rest will not be missed too much.
I don't really know any other SFW videogame website just to pass time.

[agrajag]

RIP SteamGAF the rest will not be missed too much.
I don't really know any other SFW videogame website just to pass time.

Forget SFW, the Bore isn't even SFL

[J Tourettes]

A lot of posts here overnight but still no statement. Maybe deaf Spacker was right?

[Vertigo]

Tbh EL could post his statement on Twitter. He must be working really hard to get Neogaf back up.

 

[Transhuman]

I don't know much about etiolate, but he likes the dramatic actor Walton Goggins, who is a tour de force who has starred in Justified, Vice Principals, and such films as Predators.