"I am a raging alcoholic. No lie, I am having my third 75/25 Jack Coke right now. I have no regrets, it's who I am.
I'm divorced, somewhat from my own faults and somewhat from hers. It happens.
I have a few kids out there. One I know for sure to be mine, but I ain't paying for any of them. That makes me a deadbeat father I guess.
I work a dead end job, making dead end money, which is a situation that will never improve due to my lack of education and the motivation to further it.
I'll never be internet famous (infamous?) like you. But thats probably for the better.
In the end I will die alone, unloved, and forgotten. Buried in a paupers grave with nobody to mourn my loss.
BUt you know what you slimey piece of shit? None of that matters, because at least I can say this: I NEVER SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A WOMAN AND BLAMED HER. Seriously, you fucking pathetic spec of a man, that alone makes you far worse than me. And here's why...
1: I will die forgotten, you will live on forever on the internet as the rapist who ran a gaming forum.
2: Same as number one. (I'm working back here, did your elf intelligence pick that up yet?)
3: You life was this forum, which will now forever be tainted by the RAPIST that runs it. It is your legacy.
4: My kids will never know me, and never know my sins. Any child unfortunate to have you as a father will eventually google their daddies name, and then have to ask you sexually assaulted women. Have fun with that.
5: Any woman that knows you will know your game. Good luck finding true love now, you don't deserve it.
6: If you aren't a raging booze hound yet, you will be soon. As your world crumbles around you, and everything you have worked so hard for vanishes, that bottle will just look better and better. You'll give in, it's only a matter of time.
All in all, you're a fuckstain upon the gaming community at large and quite frankly an amazingly ugly human being. Enjoy watching your empire burn, because lord knows the rest of us are.
P.S: With an apology like that, GAF isn't the place to post. If you want to play the victim in all of this and be held like a baby, go to 4chan. I hear they love people that victim blame and treat women as objects. You'll fit right in."
