Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[seagrams hotsauce]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/922959687967899648


 

BOBBY ROBERTS[/size]

 

i cannot stop laughing at that screencap

[BrokenEchelon]

I thought Bobby was supposed to answer everything in a pseudo-intellectual, long-winded essay format, not on Twitter.

[Rahxephon91]

Is wasting your life still a thing?

[Kabouter]

Somehow Microsoft had less quality control at the hardware dept. than they did at Rare.

It took some skill 

Thank god for that two year minimum warranty at least.

[team filler]

Hi Bobby, I live near PDX, drinks at Eastburn soon? Plz reply

FTFY 

[BrokenEchelon]

I thought Bobby was supposed to answer everything in a pseudo-intellectual, long-winded essay format, not on Twitter.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Senpai noticed me!

[omensetter]

Bobby you're all right in my book 

[BrokenEchelon]

I thought Bobby was supposed to answer everything in a pseudo-intellectual, long-winded essay format, not on Twitter.

[Marhunchy]

I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me

[VomKriege]

This place will never be GamerGate.
What's happening are the extremist voices of NeoGaf are voluntarily offing themselves from the forum.
But the more moderate voices are being brought forward.
I can now understand why the site is now returning to a Gaming pure format. People need to get a grip over themselves when finally talking about video games. No more hyperbole that twist themselves into intangible monsters.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252819751&postcount=5551


Gaming discussion couldn't possibly contain vitriolic hyperbole !

Is gamergater a term you use for everyone you disagree with or is it a verbal tic you're seeking therapy for in the near future?

This is ableist. Find a better way to express disagreement with the member instead of resorting to ableism.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252819810&postcount=5554

I have a theory that gamergaters just plain won't make for good gaming thread content.
These are people who destroy. They do not create.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252819681&postcount=5542

Well apart from all those devs we labeled as such, I guess.

[nudemacusers]

I keep getting insta banned from all the discords because I'm an "alt-righter from the bore" JFC. These people are STUPID.

You actually had to go there to confirm this?

More importantly why bother. 

Because again, there are people that I like talking to from NeoGAF? The entire thing wasn't a complete dumpster fire.

I’m not there tho 😞

[seagrams hotsauce]

Also I don't think bobby realizes that none of that shit is showing up on his main page since he still has dudes tag in his tweets, so he's just blowing up that dudes mentions about how much some random goofyass forum hates him

[Raist]

Imagine taking time out of your day to scan a 170 page long thread, pull some stats, screencap, and post on twitter a post from someone who took time out of their day to conceive and execute a work of pop art th- ah fuck it.

[seagrams hotsauce]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/922961851683442688

def doesn't care about a cult of personality or anything though

[etiolate]

oh dear is bobbyface crashing this page?

[MMaRsu]

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This shit scared me for real guys

[zomgee]

I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me

Underrated post

[nudemacusers]

Hi Bobby, I live near Portland, drinks at Eastburn soon? Plz reply

I forget you’re near pdx. Next time I’m there we should take Bobby and devo + timedog (I think she’s still there I dunno) to mary’s club. We can all have a drink and a nice laff.

[Occam]

I keep getting insta banned from all the discords because I'm an "alt-righter from the bore" JFC. These people are STUPID.

You actually had to go there to confirm this?

More importantly why bother. 

Because again, there are people that I like talking to from NeoGAF? The entire thing wasn't a complete dumpster fire.

If they are worth talking to, why are they there instead of here?

[etiolate]

oo kissvibes

u got rekt Mr 11 posts

[seagrams hotsauce]

I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me
I am one with Bobby, Bobby's with me

His name is Robert Roberts
His name is Robert Roberts
HIS NAME IS ROBERT ROBERTS

[Occam]

I keep getting insta banned from all the discords because I'm an "alt-righter from the bore" JFC. These people are STUPID.

You actually had to go there to confirm this?

More importantly why bother. 

Because again, there are people that I like talking to from NeoGAF? The entire thing wasn't a complete dumpster fire.

If they are worth talking to, why are they there instead of here?

[EightBitNate]

BobbyEra when?

[benjipwns]

When you want to account suicide, but still want ecred for vague rumors you've made up.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1454191

-Metroid Prime 4 will have a subtitle that people know

[omensetter]

oh dear is bobbyface crashing this page?

with no survivors!!!

[VomKriege]

BobbyEra when?

Sooner than ResetEra at that pace.

Also generally if you get an error 500 on posting your latest pop art diatribe, it probablly went through. Don't reload or else double posts.

[nudemacusers]

Bobby killing Bore right after gutting neogaf. This man is insatiable

[Let's Cyber]

Bobby's playing Four-dimensional chess while I'm over here playing checkers.

The cult of personality has won

 

[Occam]

I keep getting insta banned from all the discords because I'm an "alt-righter from the bore" JFC. These people are STUPID.

You actually had to go there to confirm this?

More importantly why bother. 

Because again, there are people that I like talking to from NeoGAF? The entire thing wasn't a complete dumpster fire.

If they are worth talking to, why are they there instead of here?

[etiolate]

I get the sense that Bobby completely misses the Harambe meme

[I'm a Puppy!]

pst, no one tell bobby he's mentioned 75% of the time because he's a joke that never gets old.

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This shit scared me for real guys

[injurai]

Let's get a Police Lineup over here.

        

Was one of these, the man you saw?

 
    

You're free to go, sorry bout the mix up.

 

[stufte]

[Rich!]

oh dear is bobbyface crashing this page?

with no survivors!!!

he's a big guy

[Bravotyler]

Bobby you're alt right in my book 

Fixed, nobody that singlehandedly takes down the most progressive gaming forum on the 'net is "all right"

[hungrynoob]

 

I keep getting insta banned from all the discords because I'm an "alt-righter from the bore" JFC. These people are STUPID.

You actually had to go there to confirm this?

More importantly why bother. 

Because again, there are people that I like talking to from NeoGAF? The entire thing wasn't a complete dumpster fire.

If they are worth talking to, why are they there instead of here?

[seagrams hotsauce]

aww bobby is making fun of my photo with Jimmy Fallon. IM REKT GUYS, I QUIT!

Actually he cropped fallon out. You're Fucking Welcome, Kiddo.

[(shes bi)]

Thank you, Robert Roberts, for blessing us with the divine dramatic reading of THe STatement
amen 

[nudemacusers]

Bobby destroying Bore with single-line swipes. This power

[seagrams hotsauce]

The best part of this is bobby STILL has that random dude tagged

[omensetter]

*teleports behind the Bore*
Bobby: heh, nothing personal kid

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/922961851683442688

def doesn't care about a cult of personality or anything though

"I don't respond seriously to anyone less than 10,000 Twitter followers."

Jesus it's like that fucking Black Mirror episode.

[nudemacusers]

Bobby you're alt right in my book 

Fixed, nobody that singlehandedly takes down the most progressive gaming forum on the 'net is "all right"

Pretty sure waypoint’s forum holds that crown

[Nervousxtian]

Hi Bobby, I live near Portland, drinks at Eastburn soon? Plz reply

I forget you’re near pdx. Next time I’m there we should take Bobby and devo + timedog (I think she’s still there I dunno) to mary’s club. We can all have a drink and a nice laff.

That place is a shithole.   Though years ago this really hot stripper with zipper tats on her legs and was on roller skates was there.   

[VomKriege]

The best part of this is bobby STILL has that random dude tagged

Imagine being just smart enough to operate a computer and basically just stopping there.

[Tektonic]

The "lore expert" is just deflecting for having a crap opinion about Alien Covenant

[meeb]

I think Bobby is kind of cute. 

[nudemacusers]

Hi Bobby, I live near Portland, drinks at Eastburn soon? Plz reply

I forget you’re near pdx. Next time I’m there we should take Bobby and devo + timedog (I think she’s still there I dunno) to mary’s club. We can all have a drink and a nice laff.

That place is a shithole.   Though years ago this really hot stripper with zipper tats on her legs and was on roller skates was there.   

Your opening statement was strong but then you undercut it immediately.

[thisismyusername]

(Image removed from quote.)

Holy shit.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Hi Bobby, I live near Portland, drinks at Eastburn soon? Plz reply

I forget you’re near pdx. Next time I’m there we should take Bobby and devo + timedog (I think she’s still there I dunno) to mary’s club. We can all have a drink and a nice laff.

That place is a shithole.   Though years ago this really hot stripper with zipper tats on her legs and was on roller skates was there.   

Union Jacks any good? Btw your avi on gaf was so weird lol

[zomgee]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/922961851683442688

def doesn't care about a cult of personality or anything though

"I don't respond seriously to anyone less than 10,000 Twitter followers."

Jesus it's like that fucking Black Mirror episode.

Well... Mirror episode at least.

[stufte]

OMG GUYS IM BOBBY ROBERTS FAMOUS

[Tasty]

oh dear is bobbyface crashing this page?

with no survivors!!!

he's a big guy

For you.

[Bore Expert]

Bobby having a mini meltdown. Careful, if you strike him down he will become more powerful than we could have ever imagined.

[Tasty]

Well... Mirror episode at least.

I had to

Then I

[seagrams hotsauce]

I've given it some thought and I think Bobby is right and I'm going to actually kill myself tonight.

GOODBYE FOREVER.

Man, he really is a cult leader! Don't drink the koolaid, Kiss!

[Tasty]

Bobby having a mini meltdown. Careful, if you strike him down he will become more powerful than we could have ever imagined.

Shit, Disney made him even more powerful!

[Rahxephon91]

Imagine being so self-serious and un-self aware that you take a teenagers approach to people making fun of you and play the smug "I'm too cool for your jokes" card.