Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[Tasty]

Imagine being so self-serious and un-self aware that you take a teenagers approach to people making fun of you and play the smug "I'm too cool for your jokes" card.

"I'm too cool to engage with you, but here's a hundred tweets with screencaps proving how much cooler and more adult I am. "

[omensetter]

Bobby, if you're reading this, cool down by watching the Yu-Gi-Oh twitch marathon. the heart of the cards will guide you

[nudemacusers]

Bobby having a mini meltdown. Careful, if you strike him down he will become more powerful than we could have ever imagined.

Well he 500’d this forum, a feat not even amirox nor the grope heard round the world could accomplish so you have to give props when objectively due

[Nervousxtian]

Hi Bobby, I live near Portland, drinks at Eastburn soon? Plz reply

I forget you’re near pdx. Next time I’m there we should take Bobby and devo + timedog (I think she’s still there I dunno) to mary’s club. We can all have a drink and a nice laff.

That place is a shithole.   Though years ago this really hot stripper with zipper tats on her legs and was on roller skates was there.   

Union Jacks any good? Btw your avi on gaf was so weird lol

Haven't been there for over a decade.    One of my best friend's dad married a stripper from there though.    I got all excited until I met her.

There's a reason those clubs are dark.

My DJ Shadow Mario mashup?   I miss my Salvador Dali one I had way back.

[etiolate]

Bobby Roberts doesn't understand THE LORE behind Bobby Roberts

[Himu]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era

Admins:

Cerium
Emily Rogers
Methuselah
Nibel
Shinobi602
Sirpopopop
Sweet Nicole
ZhugeEX

Moderators:

Ana
Brazil
BronsonLee
Cheesemeister
Durante
Hecht
Kagari
kristoffer
kswiston
Kyonashi
Matt
MaverickHunterAsh
MiraculousSwidge
Morrigan
RASCAL
Rowlf
Royalan
Imran (ShockingAlberto)
Slayven
Spider
Steve
Supernorn
Sylverstone

[seagrams hotsauce]

Bobby having a mini meltdown. Careful, if you strike him down he will become more powerful than we could have ever imagined.

Shit, Disney made him even more powerful!

What the fuck is a Disney? It's spelled L-U-C-A-S-F-I-L-M, kiddo

[Mr. Gundam]

Pint of RPM at Sassy's.

[FStop7]

I dont have a fucking clue who bobby roberts is.

The illicit love child of Rachael Dolezal and George Lucas.

[stufte]

 

[Tasty]

Bobby, if you're reading this, cool down by watching the Yu-Gi-Oh twitch marathon. the heart of the cards will guide you

Bobby silencing internet fools on Star Wars:

[VomKriege]

Let them think it's 'safe' to crawl out of the woodwork and show their racist and homophobic asses, the moderation has been diligent in taking care of them for this most part. With everything going on it's possible some may have been missed for the time being, but I have faith they will be taken care eventually.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252818331&postcount=945

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Since I know you're reading this...

 

BOBBY ROBERTSBOBBY ROBERTSBOBBY ROBERTSBOBBY ROBERTSBOBBY ROBERTSBOBBY ROBERTS
 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Bobby, if you're reading this, cool down by watching the Yu-Gi-Oh twitch marathon. the heart of the cards will guide you

Bobby silencing internet fools on Star Wars:

(Image removed from quote.)

I think you mean Disney kiddo

[helios]

Bobby, if you're reading this, cool down by watching the Yu-Gi-Oh twitch marathon. the heart of the cards will guide you

Bobby, if you're reading this, Disney influences the Star Wars films directly and force them to put in fanservice

spoiler (click to show/hide)

What does that mean?

[close]

[Tasty]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era

Admins:

Cerium
Emily Rogers
Methuselah
Nibel
Shinobi602
Sirpopopop
Sweet Nicole
ZhugeEX

Moderators:

Ana
Brazil
BronsonLee
Cheesemeister
Durante
Hecht
Kagari
kristoffer
kswiston
Kyonashi
Matt
MaverickHunterAsh
MiraculousSwidge
Morrigan
RASCAL
Rowlf
Royalan
Imran (ShockingAlberto)
Slayven
Spider
Steve
Supernorn
Sylverstone

They have more mods than members

[Himu]

Oops got error earlier

[nudemacusers]

All these 500 errors is like being blindfolded and tied down against my will while an anonymous man edges me constantly. TVC do you have any real-world advice on how to cope with this.

[Tasty]

Bobby having a mini meltdown. Careful, if you strike him down he will become more powerful than we could have ever imagined.

Shit, Disney made him even more powerful!

What the fuck is a Disney? It's spelled L-U-C-A-S-F-I-L-M, kiddo

Fixed.

[Rahxephon91]

Kagari? Looks like I won't be allowed there.

This is interesting because it really feels like these mods think they are special enough and the reason GAF was popular. I wonder if they were right.

Right now reset era seems like a bunch of self important people taking this whole video game fourm thing too seriously.

[FStop7]

Bobby blocked me on Twitter for saying Carrie fishers best movie was the 'Burbs.

The Blues Brothers is the correct answer.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

holy lol at making shocking alberto a mod.  The guy who got caught bullshitting about being an insider for Nintendo.

[Makai]

Maybe they wouldn’t have leaks if they didnt make three or four of the admins prolific E3 leakers

[Nervousxtian]

Did we ever find out who's alt Gordon Shumway was?   

[VomKriege]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era

Admins:

Cerium
Emily Rogers
Methuselah
Nibel
Shinobi602
Sirpopopop
Sweet Nicole
ZhugeEX

Moderators:

Ana
Brazil
BronsonLee
Cheesemeister
Durante
Hecht
Kagari
kristoffer
kswiston
Kyonashi
Matt
MaverickHunterAsh
MiraculousSwidge
Morrigan
RASCAL
Rowlf
Royalan
Imran (ShockingAlberto)
Slayven
Spider
Steve
Supernorn
Sylverstone

Who needs so many mods for a splinter forum who will have a couple thousands AT BEST during his first days ? 

And some of those choices. (or )

[nudemacusers]

Pint of RPM at Sassy's.

This is way more important than this twitter feud u buttholes 😤

[Tasty]

Kagari

Slayven

[VomKriege]

BTW :

It's a bit tricky without context. It was a heated thread about an emotive subject and I did not, as I later said in a PM to EviLore, bring the tact. Because that's not a thing I do when I feel strongly about something.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252820678&postcount=5618

[etiolate]

jebus

resetera is going to be a bloodbath of bannings

[TakingBackSunday]

This bobby roberts stuff is pathetic.  He’s a shit heel but so are most people who bounced over to this thread after gaf went down.  Go outside and throw a ball at a fucking hobo or something

[demi]

swear to god, if site goes down im not fixing it. either you guys want the site up or you dont. i got porn to jack off to and videogames to play.

[Marhunchy]

fucking Morrigan Stark as a mod 

[Mr. Gundam]

Pint of RPM at Sassy's.

This is way more important than this twitter fued u buttholes 😤

Only ever been there once, but it was an experience.

Apex, Great Notion, The Upper Lip, Upright and Hair of the Dog are more my speed in Portland.

[stufte]

 :'(

[nudemacusers]

Zhugeex getting his long-play revenge

[Bravotyler]

Wait I was just kidding about Slayven being a mod earlier please stop 

[Hobies cat]

Taco Bell is straight garbage 

Nope. Dead wrong. Standby while Chris Porter owns your ass:

[injurai]

Maybe resetera can get dnc funding.

[nudemacusers]

Pint of RPM at Sassy's.

This is way more important than this twitter fued u buttholes 😤

Only ever been there once, but it was an experience.

Apex, Great Notion, The Upper Lip, Upright and Hair of the Dog are more my speed in Portland.

Still sad about the lusty lady going under. It was a landmark damnit.

[BlueTsunami]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era

Admins:

Cerium
Emily Rogers
Methuselah
Nibel
Shinobi602
Sirpopopop
Sweet Nicole
ZhugeEX

Moderators:

Ana
Brazil
BronsonLee
Cheesemeister
Durante
Hecht
Kagari
kristoffer
kswiston
Kyonashi
Matt
MaverickHunterAsh
MiraculousSwidge
Morrigan
RASCAL
Rowlf
Royalan
Imran (ShockingAlberto)
Slayven
Spider
Steve
Supernorn
Sylverstone

Jesus Christ, they must be projecting triple GAF growth

[BlackBuzzard]

 

[Tasty]

swear to god, if site goes down im not fixing it. either you guys want the site up or you dont. i got porn to jack off to and videogames to play.

If this site goes down again you gotta go down on me, bitch.

[etiolate]

Why'd you become such a whiny bitch BrandNew?

It's a joke. A harambe level joke. That he doesn't get it and stalks this thread makes it funnier. We worship a God who forsakes us. =(

[Occam]

Which one of these is Bobby Roberts?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Roberts

[Mr. Gundam]

Pint of RPM at Sassy's.

This is way more important than this twitter fued u buttholes 😤

Only ever been there once, but it was an experience.

Apex, Great Notion, The Upper Lip, Upright and Hair of the Dog are more my speed in Portland.

Still sad about the lusty lady going under. It was a landmark damnit.

Yeah, that sign was iconic as shit. One of my best friend's sisters danced there for a long time.

[Dennis]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era

Admins:

Cerium
Emily Rogers
Methuselah
Nibel
Shinobi602
Sirpopopop
Sweet Nicole
ZhugeEX

Moderators:

Ana
Brazil
BronsonLee
Cheesemeister
Durante
Hecht
Kagari
kristoffer
kswiston
Kyonashi
Matt
MaverickHunterAsh
MiraculousSwidge
Morrigan
RASCAL
Rowlf
Royalan
Imran (ShockingAlberto)
Slayven
Spider
Steve
Supernorn
Sylverstone

DURANTE RUN

[nudemacusers]

aww he blocked me. Apparently he can dish it but can't take it. Bobby, join this board and chat with us.

Sorry u will have to finish yourself off in the utility restroom and clean up w/ the dusty 1 ply roll on the sink.

[demi]

If this site goes down again you gotta go down on me, bitch.

fuck you cool young dude, go eat a cheeseburger

[BlueTsunami]

Who's gender specific genitalia do I have to manipulate to get a chance to moderate a nonexistent community?

[Dougstyles]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era

I think they overestimate how many are traveling the Discord Railroad to reach their shitty site.

That's gonna be some mod-user ratio.

[Hobies cat]

If this site goes down again you gotta go down on me, bitch.

fuck you cool young dude, go eat a cheeseburger

That's sort of the idea...

[tummyfat]

Even TYLER SHOWERCREEP MALKA was smart enough to not mod Slayven or Morrigan Start

[John Dunbar]

is bobby orchestrating ddos attacks on the bore?

and i don't recognise most of the people on the mod list. opportunists all.

pls mod me.

[Tiops]

Oh God, that staff list. This thing is going to implode.

[Dennis]

Besada so toxic even ResetEra don't want him

 

That is how you know the list is true

 

[invid02]

That Ubisoft shill what's his name with a Street Fighter avatar killed OTs on GAF with a ridiculously huge Assassin's Creed OT. I think it was this one - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=451221&highlight=

After that huge OTs were frowned upon on GAF.

Loved this post from Ghst.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32489163&postcount=47

"amazing" as in "amazingly bloated and ineffectual paste-bin of press releases and superfluous information that 95% of posters will just mousewheel through".

gaf needs an eic to trim down these counter-productive monstrosities before posters start forwarding their carpal tunnel medical bills to evilore.

Aww, im flattered you remembered me you fuck. Get off ghst dick already, pretty sure hes a closet pedophile

[Rich!]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era

Admins:

Cerium
Emily Rogers
Methuselah
Nibel
Shinobi602
Sirpopopop
Sweet Nicole
ZhugeEX

Moderators:

Ana
Brazil
BronsonLee
Cheesemeister
Durante
Hecht
Kagari
kristoffer
kswiston
Kyonashi
Matt
MaverickHunterAsh
MiraculousSwidge
Morrigan
RASCAL
Rowlf
Royalan
Imran (ShockingAlberto)
Slayven
Spider
Steve
Supernorn
Sylverstone

durante and cheesemeister mods, and no besada 

...slayven and emily rogers 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

I really don't know a lot of them but if any of them are like the couple I do then FUCK NO that place is going to be worse than GAF was post election barring some major self control in effect

[Tektonic]

You get to be a mod!
You get to be a mod!

Everyone gets to be a mod!

except dennis.

[Makai]

https://www.polygon.com/2017/10/24/16536652/neogaf-resetera-forum-scandal-

“those behind the new forum are putting in a ton of effort, the ‘not sleeping a lot’ type of effort.”