Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[BlueTsunami]

That Ubisoft shill what's his name with a Street Fighter avatar killed OTs on GAF with a ridiculously huge Assassin's Creed OT. I think it was this one - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=451221&highlight=

After that huge OTs were frowned upon on GAF.

Loved this post from Ghst.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32489163&postcount=47

"amazing" as in "amazingly bloated and ineffectual paste-bin of press releases and superfluous information that 95% of posters will just mousewheel through".

gaf needs an eic to trim down these counter-productive monstrosities before posters start forwarding their carpal tunnel medical bills to evilore.

Aww, im flattered you remembered me you fuck. Get off ghst dick already, pretty sure hes a closet pedophile

 

[Clockwork5]

Morrigan

Slayven

 

[nudemacusers]

If this site goes down again you gotta go down on me, bitch.

fuck you cool young dude, go eat a cheeseburger

Body shaming is never ok

[Rahxephon91]

ResetEra is just going to be a shrine to the GAF mod team. It's not even about being a replacement of GAF anymore. It's about Egos thinking they were some trendsetters or something. Paragons of smart conversation. It's so obvious.

[Jansen]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era

Admins:

Cerium
Emily Rogers
Methuselah
Nibel
Shinobi602
Sirpopopop
Sweet Nicole
ZhugeEX

Moderators:

Ana
Brazil
BronsonLee
Cheesemeister
Durante
Hecht
Kagari
kristoffer
kswiston
Kyonashi
Matt
MaverickHunterAsh
MiraculousSwidge
Morrigan
RASCAL
Rowlf
Royalan
Imran (ShockingAlberto)
Slayven
Spider
Steve
Supernorn
Sylverstone

[etiolate]

plus you better put pineapples on that cheeseburger if you expect him to eat it

[thisismyusername]

MGS4 OT spawned this mess.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449552&page=1

Battlefield 3 looked goddamn good though. I'm honestly shocked at how DICE got that to run on the PS3 hardware. The PC versions textures were pretty amazing (or a placebo of building a PC at the time).

[BlueTsunami]

Who's gender specific genitalia do I have to manipulate to get a chance to moderate a nonexistent community?

There is no such thing as gender specific genitalia. What year is this?

 

[O-kwa-tanzin-wan]

Slayven a mod

 

[nudemacusers]

Bobby if ur still reading can u take a moment and rate final fantasies it’s bore tradition.

[Nervousxtian]

Pint of RPM at Sassy's.

Fuck it, let's do the Acrop.   

[Q_Pippin]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era
Morrigan
Royalan
Slayven

[Dennis]

https://www.polygon.com/2017/10/24/16536652/neogaf-resetera-forum-scandal-

“those behind the new forum are putting in a ton of effort, the ‘not sleeping a lot’ type of effort.”

 

Nobody works harder than the GAF ad team.

[thisismyusername]

I think my one great contribution to GAF was the Demon's Souls OT for the import version. Then Dark Souls OT, so I guess 2 things. Those were great threads and especially for Demons, the community came together.

Demon's thread was great. It was around before GAF started to go to shit and helped a bit before the wiki's started to take over for the series. Really good thread.

[tummyfat]

Messofanego saw the mod list and he's on a chair carving 'Moezz was here' into a support beam like Brooks in Shawshank Redemption

[samfish]

mmm oh Bobby! Oohhhhh Bobby! I need your cock inside of me, Bobby Roberts. Fuck me in the skull and tell me about the difference between Disney and lucas film.
 

[Bravotyler]

How can Slayven derail a thread by passive aggressively trying to ban bait anybody that disagrees with him if he can just ban them outright now? I hope they at least make Excelsiorief a mod to be consistent,

[thisismyusername]

the gift that keeps on giving
the lack of self-awareness is reaching astronomical levels

Another Taylor Swift avatar. Some real winner's on this forum.

How can anyone hate on T-Swift? 

Bitch, stop stealing my intellectual property. Find your own POP-princess to avatar. 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Bore Expert]

If this site goes down again you gotta go down on me, bitch.

fuck you cool young dude, go eat a cheeseburger

Body shaming is never ok

What about Bobby shaming?

 

[Hobies cat]

MGS4 OT spawned this mess.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449552&page=1

Battlefield 3 looked goddamn good though. I'm honestly shocked at how DICE got that to run on the PS3 hardware. The PC versions textures were pretty amazing (or a placebo of building a PC at the time).

I'm not surprised. As one of the French Dev team members working on Ghost Recon stated, the ability to maximize the PS3 is in the developer documentation. It takes a great deal of reading and some time to learn the architecture. He went on to clearly imply that devs that did not were being lazy and were mired in the past.

[thisismyusername]

MGS4 OT spawned this mess.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449552&page=1

I hated BF3 for so long because people stopped playing the infinitely superior BF:BC2 when it came out.

There's people still playing on PC (and PS3, last time I tried it) but the community is smaller. PC is a mess though: It's nothing but European or Brazilian servers. Even BF3's servers are like that. It seems like BF4 on PC is the only one that retained some US players. Pisses me off as BC2 is GOAT and BF3 was solid.

[maninthemirror]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era

Admins:

Cerium
Emily Rogers
Methuselah
Nibel
Shinobi602
Sirpopopop
Sweet Nicole
ZhugeEX

Moderators:

Ana
Brazil
BronsonLee
Cheesemeister
Durante
Hecht
Kagari
kristoffer
kswiston
Kyonashi
Matt
MaverickHunterAsh
MiraculousSwidge
Morrigan
RASCAL
Rowlf
Royalan
Imran (ShockingAlberto)
Slayven
Spider
Steve
Supernorn
Sylverstone

Bolded: one of the worst posters on GAF
underlined : redeeming users on gaf

[Rocky]

https://www.polygon.com/2017/10/24/16536652/neogaf-resetera-forum-scandal-

“those behind the new forum are putting in a ton of effort, the ‘not sleeping a lot’ type of effort.”

 

When was Emily Rogers a NeoGAF mod?  Was she Aeana or something?  And was Shinobi ever a mod there?

[nudemacusers]

If this site goes down again you gotta go down on me, bitch.

fuck you cool young dude, go eat a cheeseburger

Body shaming is never ok

What about Bobby shaming?

 

Mm  I’ve said dumb things/zaps about Bobby but offline he’s prob cool. Plus he did a nice dramatic reading with a well-structured arc thus I suspect he possesses a strong aesthetic taste and discipline which is important heading into 2018.

[TVC15]

Bitches, shut the fuck up and think and pray for me.  You too, Bobby Roberts. I find out if I have jury duty tomorrow in like 10 minutes, and I could use a pray blast. I already took tomorrow off and I’d really rather just get Irish drunk tonight. Pray! Think!

[Occam]

By the way, chocolate Twinkies suck. I just ate several.

[benjipwns]

Has anyone expressing their anger toward Evilore sold their PlayStations yet? Just curious.

[Bravotyler]

When was Emily Rogers a NeoGAF mod?  Was she Aeana or something?  And was Shinobi ever a mod there?

Neither were ever mods, Emily Rogers was someone on Twitter wanting to be the next Big Nintendo Leaker™ and Shinobi tried his hand at being an industry insider before being laughed off the forum for shilling Mass Effect Andromeda.

[demi]

That polygon article didnt lump this board with all those others. Case closed, we rule.

I rule.

[nudemacusers]

Bitches, shut the fuck up and think and pray for me.  You too, Bobby Roberts. I find out if I have jury duty tomorrow in like 10 minutes, and I could use a pray blast. I already took tomorrow off and I’d really rather just get Irish drunk tonight. Pray! Think!

They’ll never let a ted danson cumslut decide the fate of our society.

[thisismyusername]

Different preferences then, my favourite BF3 map is Metro 

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 I see you.

(The correct answer is: Caspian Border. I'd have to look at the DLC maps again, but that was the best vanilla map, bar none. Damavand was good in Rush as well since it was Rush focused. Conquest was ass as was the other modes since they were on the "drop" of the mountain.)

[BadAss2961]

Slayven a mod

 

Don't you wanna hear about how 'woke' some weak ass Marvel movie is going to be?

[TVC15]

Bitches, shut the fuck up and think and pray for me.  You too, Bobby Roberts. I find out if I have jury duty tomorrow in like 10 minutes, and I could use a pray blast. I already took tomorrow off and I’d really rather just get Irish drunk tonight. Pray! Think!

Just be honest and they will never pick you.  Ever.

I know, but I’d rather have to not wake up at a reasonable hour to go to some courthouse in fucking Hayward.

[Cryo]

Bitches, shut the fuck up and think and pray for me.  You too, Bobby Roberts. I find out if I have jury duty tomorrow in like 10 minutes, and I could use a pray blast. I already took tomorrow off and I’d really rather just get Irish drunk tonight. Pray! Think!

[Rocky]

When was Emily Rogers a NeoGAF mod?  Was she Aeana or something?  And was Shinobi ever a mod there?

Neither were ever mods, Emily Rogers was someone on Twitter wanting to be the next Big Nintendo Leaker™ and Shinobi tried his hand at being an industry insider before being laughed off the forum for shilling Mass Effect Andromeda.

Oh, I knew who they were.  The article made it sound like they were ex-mods.

[Dougstyles]

My prediction that half the userbase would be banned within a year is looking pretty conservative at the moment.

[Tasty]

If this site goes down again you gotta go down on me, bitch.

fuck you cool young dude, go eat a cheeseburger

I ALREADY HAD ONE TODAY

[samfish]

Just spoke to Bobby Roberts-Chan. He says is 25 people like this post he’ll join the bore

[O-kwa-tanzin-wan]

Slayven a mod

 

Don't you wanna hear about how 'woke' some weak ass Marvel movie is going to be?

Imagine living your life as not for profit Disney shill and tying your identity so close to a corporation who doesn't give a shit about you. Embarrassing.

[Let's Cyber]

Massive moderator pool (high levels of nepotism of course) with a small user base is the biggest red flag. 

They have't earned anything yet but they're preparing as if they'll be the next big thing.

[Occam]

That polygon article didnt lump this board with all those others. Case closed, we rule.

I rule.

It didn't mention the bore at all, did it? (Which is good.)

[Tasty]

plus you better put pineapples on that cheeseburger if you expect him to eat it

Pizza only bitch.

[TVC15]

Bitches, shut the fuck up and think and pray for me.  You too, Bobby Roberts. I find out if I have jury duty tomorrow in like 10 minutes, and I could use a pray blast. I already took tomorrow off and I’d really rather just get Irish drunk tonight. Pray! Think!

Just be honest and they will never pick you.  Ever.

I know, but I’d rather have to not wake up at a reasonable hour to go to some courthouse in fucking Hayward.

I actually got picked last time because they didn't ask me about jury nullification like I was hoping.

Though we totally convicted the guy anyway.

If a jury nullification question gets me out of it, I’m considering you my special magic angel, Jay. I’ll vote straight R in the midterms.

[Rich!]

I think my one great contribution to GAF was the Demon's Souls OT for the import version. Then Dark Souls OT, so I guess 2 things. Those were great threads and especially for Demons, the community came together.

Demon's thread was great. It was around before GAF started to go to shit and helped a bit before the wiki's started to take over for the series. Really good thread.

Totally, 2009 or so I think? GAF was quite different back then. Lots of fun in there. I helped a lot with the wiki too, with a couple other dudes from SA. But yea, for the last few years, I was just keeping my head low. Stayed on gaming side or in gaming community OTs, for the most part.

Yeah I did a few OTs back in the day. The last one was the SPECTRE OT, which I made sure to include correct cast photos and images of Terry Wogan:



rip wogan

 

[Tasty]

By the way, chocolate Twinkies suck. I just ate several.

Stop being racist you hack-fuck  

[Novid]

The sad thing about all this is that it shows how fucking bad things have gotten.

The simple thing for them to do is to end the pretense of being "allies" and "speaking for us" and just say we waiting for a leader to kill the undesirables and enslave the rest in their supposed utopia...

All this shit is window dressing. 

[nudemacusers]

On the subject of good taste, has anyone tried Malawi white tea? Thinking of getting a tin but don’t know if I should get a small bag or caddy.

https://www.bellocq.com/collections/white-pures/products/limited-no-58-shire-highland-antlers

[Rocky]

Slayven a mod

 

Don't you wanna hear about how 'woke' some weak ass Marvel movie is going to be?

Imagine living your life as not for profit Disney shill and tying your identity so close to a corporation who doesn't give a shit about you. Embarrassing.

Kinda sounds like those Nintendrones.

[Interficium]

How hilariously misguided. What are they going to do, assign a mod to every thread created?

They've got more staff than peak NeoGaf.

[BlueTsunami]

Bitches, shut the fuck up and think and pray for me.  You too, Bobby Roberts. I find out if I have jury duty tomorrow in like 10 minutes, and I could use a pray blast. I already took tomorrow off and I’d really rather just get Irish drunk tonight. Pray! Think!

Just be honest and they will never pick you.  Ever.

I know, but I’d rather have to not wake up at a reasonable hour to go to some courthouse in fucking Hayward.

Namedrop Salo, I'm sure one of the paralegals will google it and whsiper abort into the prosecutors ear

[Occam]

By the way, chocolate Twinkies suck. I just ate several.

Stop being racist you hack-fuck  

Please don't hate me, I tried my best to like them but I just couldn't go on after the third. Eating more than one made them worse.

[Boredfrom]

Omfg this is the apparent mod list for reset era

Admins:

Cerium
Emily Rogers
Methuselah
Nibel
Shinobi602
Sirpopopop
Sweet Nicole
ZhugeEX

Moderators:

Ana
Brazil
BronsonLee
Cheesemeister
Durante
Hecht
Kagari
kristoffer
kswiston
Kyonashi
Matt
MaverickHunterAsh
MiraculousSwidge
Morrigan
RASCAL
Rowlf
Royalan
Imran (ShockingAlberto)
Slayven
Spider
Steve
Supernorn
Sylverstone

Slayven and Morrigan being there makes the forum DOA. I'm sure that Slayven will become the new Besada.

Durante should run away as fast as he can but probably he is already in the kool aid that "only GG is bitching about the mod choices"

[Rich!]

How hilariously misguided. What are they going to do, assign a mod to every thread created?

No, each mod will be assigned to certain terms/words and notified via alarm. Slayven will have different trigger words/phrases ("sarkeesian", "police") to Durante ("locked 720p", "shit pc port"), for example.

[BlueTsunami]

By the way, chocolate Twinkies suck. I just ate several.

Wasnt Chocolate cool young dude PhoenixDarks nick in the clink?

[Hock]

I don't really get the point of picking on ResetEra

[OnlyRegret]

Didn't Durante post some weird crap one time. Something something pedo anime related (broad I know)
The post got quickly deleted and covered up

[thehunter116]

That polygon article didnt lump this board with all those others. Case closed, we rule.

I rule.

When do you start charging us rent? 

[demi]

I don't really get the point of picking on ResetEra

ME NEITHER but people complain about pineapple pizza like what the fuck man respect my life choices

[Khalifa Jayy]

Yo. Is this where we hang out?

[CrankyJay]

I don't really get the point of picking on ResetEra

Yeah, at least that scourge of people will be in their own containment asylum.