Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[Shaka Khan]

I don't know how many anonymous mods he currently has, but jumping between some of the incident-related threads shows clearly the forum is currently a lawless land. There's shit slinging left and right. Some are taking a shit on him, while opposing groups are taking steaming dumps on each other. I even saw some empty threats of face punching. I'm running low on popcorn.

[Baiano19]

The resetera paranoia isnt entirely unjustified, there a ton of people taking screenshots and at least one of their mods (that I know of) is a 4chan poster who posted ultrawoke shit on gaf to see what insane stuff he could get them to agree with.

He described it as the best game of Werewolf/Mafia he's ever played

That is hilarious, who is he?

[benjipwns]

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I, benjipwns, will be launching a New NeoGAF Replacement Forum.

The administrator will of course be, I, benjipwns.

As recent events on NeoGAF have shown you can't trust others to be there when you most need them, so the the list of moderators is as follows.
Moderators:
benjipwns

To best ensure that the forum proceeds in an orderly fashion users will be divided into two classes. There will be "members" who can make threads and post in them. And there will be "readers" who can read threads created. All members will undergo serious background checks to ensure that they are not Gamergater Trolls or Russian Nazi's. Currently the list of users is as follows.
Members:
benjipwns

Readers:
Dennis

However, with heavy hearts, it has come to the attention of moderators and administrative staff that after examining details posted on NeoGAF.com that benjipwns was a notorious and monstrous troll who was permabanned for a troll burnout after not voting for Hillary Clinton. As such forum member benjipwns will be permanently banned. As will Dennis.

Projected launch date will be Q1-ish after the issuing of a statement.

Thank you for your patience and please understand.

[EightBitNate]

So Slayven is their Bish?

[gfm793]

I don't know how many anonymous mods he currently has, but jumping between some of the incident-related threads shows clearly the forum is currently a lawless land. There's shit slinging left and right. Some are taking a shit on him, while opposing groups are taking steaming dumps on each other. I even saw some empty threats of face punching. I'm running low on popcorn.

So it's pretty much like any place when a dicatorship crumbles?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The resetera paranoia isnt entirely unjustified, there a ton of people taking screenshots and at least one of their mods (that I know of) is a 4chan poster who posted ultrawoke shit on gaf to see what insane stuff he could get them to agree with.

He described it as the best game of Werewolf/Mafia he's ever played

In the end it’s just a fucking message board.  The fact that they’re taking it super seriously to the point where they can’t even launch it until it is sufficiently #woke is the cherry on top of this shit sundae. 

[nudemacusers]

Pls join me at retrobore, a place for those nostalgic for a time when we had a max of 20 guests on this board.

[Acosta]

I won't knock the hustle, I should have done something when there were 1000 people here as well. I'm just lazy RIP

I thought you would be our lighthouse in this forumless hell. You could have been the chosen one.

[Steve Youngblood]

I don't know how many anonymous mods he currently has, but jumping between some of the incident-related threads shows clearly the forum is currently a lawless land. There's shit slinging left and right. Some are taking a shit on him, while opposing groups are taking steaming dumps on each other. I even saw some empty threats of face punching. I'm running low on popcorn.

Shaka! How are you doing these days?

[CrankyJay]

haha! retrogaf is up... resetera is still.....

http://retrogaf.com/index.php

Looks legit, lol

[Tektonic]

poor retrogaf might not get any of the coinhive profits...

https://twitter.com/CryptovestMedia/status/923177770150133760

 

[Shaka Khan]

I don't know how many anonymous mods he currently has, but jumping between some of the incident-related threads shows clearly the forum is currently a lawless land. There's shit slinging left and right. Some are taking a shit on him, while opposing groups are taking steaming dumps on each other. I even saw some empty threats of face punching. I'm running low on popcorn.

Shaka! How are you doing these days?

Doing great! Staying away from forums until shit hit the fan. Can't miss out.

What are you guys doing in earlt November? We should hang out. We lost Esch to a different state, but I'll get the gang together.

[K]

So where's the GAF clone at? Can't wait for the imminent attacks from the other shitboards. Should be fun to watch.

[kingv]

I won't knock the hustle, I should have done something when there were 1000 people here as well. I'm just lazy RIP

Without sunhilegend this place is destined to die.

I think these people on GAF are foolish to think any of their “content creators” are all that important to GAF.

There are no shortage of well-adjusted, incredibly cool dudes who get a ton of pussy willing to waste their time for at mini-game on a gaming forum

[benjipwns]

(Image removed from quote.)

So where's the GAF clone at? Can't wait for the imminent attacks from the other shitboards. Should be fun to watch.

It has been delayed until tonight or tomorrow possibly. In the meantime remember to read your ideologically appropriate works and participate in mandatory positive community development activities.

[Steve Youngblood]

I don't know how many anonymous mods he currently has, but jumping between some of the incident-related threads shows clearly the forum is currently a lawless land. There's shit slinging left and right. Some are taking a shit on him, while opposing groups are taking steaming dumps on each other. I even saw some empty threats of face punching. I'm running low on popcorn.

Shaka! How are you doing these days?

Doing great! Staying away from forums until shit hit the fan. Can't miss out.

What are you guys doing in earlt November? We should hang out. We lost Esch to a different state, but I'll get the gang together.

Not a lot set in stone but less flexibility these days due to baby 2.0. Still, let us know and we’ll see what we can come up with.

[Helen Keller the Musical]

so who's gonna register at resetera once it's up? any boreans?

 

The real question is are were all going to start as junior members again?

[Tektonic]

(Image removed from quote.)

So where's the GAF clone at? Can't wait for the imminent attacks from the other shitboards. Should be fun to watch.

It has been delayed until tonight or tomorrow possibly. In the meantime remember to read your ideologically appropriate works and participate in mandatory positive community development activities.

my first thread will be about affirmative action towards intersectionality and "all white men are filth"*

* its ok because i'm white.

 

[CrankyJay]

(Image removed from quote.)

So where's the GAF clone at? Can't wait for the imminent attacks from the other shitboards. Should be fun to watch.

It has been delayed until tonight or tomorrow possibly. In the meantime remember to read your ideologically appropriate works and participate in mandatory positive community development activities.

Please ready your post portfolio with one example of the following:
1. Virtue signaling
2. Ban-baiting
3. Continuing to scold someone after they've already been banned

[Kurt Russell]

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I, benjipwns, will be launching a New NeoGAF Replacement Forum.

The administrator will of course be, I, benjipwns.

As recent events on NeoGAF have shown you can't trust others to be there when you most need them, so the the list of moderators is as follows.
Moderators:
benjipwns

To best ensure that the forum proceeds in an orderly fashion users will be divided into two classes. There will be "members" who can make threads and post in them. And there will be "readers" who can read threads created. All members will undergo serious background checks to ensure that they are not Gamergater Trolls or Russian Nazi's. Currently the list of users is as follows.
Members:
benjipwns

Readers:
Dennis

However, with heavy hearts, it has come to the attention of moderators and administrative staff that after examining details posted on NeoGAF.com that benjipwns was a notorious and monstrous troll who was permabanned for a troll burnout after not voting for Hillary Clinton. As such forum member benjipwns will be permanently banned. As will Dennis.

Projected launch date will be Q1-ish after the issuing of a statement.

Thank you for your patience and please understand.

You got a discord link?

[benjipwns]

Please ensure your familiarity with the quote function so as to continue quoting a problematic poster pages after their removal from the pocket world.

[K]

so who's gonna register at resetera once it's up? any boreans?

I'd be banned before even going to the shower. 

[Kartik]

Not a wise idea to have 'GAF' in the domain name.

[ModernBoxes]

The resetera paranoia isnt entirely unjustified, there a ton of people taking screenshots and at least one of their mods (that I know of) is a 4chan poster who posted ultrawoke shit on gaf to see what insane stuff he could get them to agree with.

He described it as the best game of Werewolf/Mafia he's ever played

That is hilarious, who is he?

Nice try. 

[Helen Keller the Musical]

Just got my Reset Era account. When they wanted a stool sample, I was hesitant, but it turned our for the best. It’s been a relatively pain free experience so far but I’m still dizzy.

Did you use someone’s else’s stool for successful ban-dodge?

[Tektonic]

new new new clone site coming up: which one?
 

 

[bdoughty]

Well Guys it's been fun. The future of Resetera. Full arm fisting!

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Might still be up for those wanting the full version.  No archiving this.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1454662

[close]

[Mr Gilhaney]

A weeks time ago I had first a finger up my ass, and later a camera tube thing at the hospital. It was very painful and not nice. I don't even understand how these photos can be real, but I am impressed.

[Dennis]

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I, benjipwns, will be launching a New NeoGAF Replacement Forum.

The administrator will of course be, I, benjipwns.

As recent events on NeoGAF have shown you can't trust others to be there when you most need them, so the the list of moderators is as follows.
Moderators:
benjipwns

To best ensure that the forum proceeds in an orderly fashion users will be divided into two classes. There will be "members" who can make threads and post in them. And there will be "readers" who can read threads created. All members will undergo serious background checks to ensure that they are not Gamergater Trolls or Russian Nazi's. Currently the list of users is as follows.
Members:
benjipwns

Readers:
Dennis

However, with heavy hearts, it has come to the attention of moderators and administrative staff that after examining details posted on NeoGAF.com that benjipwns was a notorious and monstrous troll who was permabanned for a troll burnout after not voting for Hillary Clinton. As such forum member benjipwns will be permanently banned. As will Dennis.

Projected launch date will be Q1-ish after the issuing of a statement.

Thank you for your patience and please understand.

Is this satire?

[benjipwns]

This is what everyone left completely missed. The suicides are not for the benefit of the few remaining active GAF members. These are not lone guys making a statement or trolling but a bra burning show of commitment to leaving and staying together with the actual active posting community. It seems (and I'm checking profiles) that the current active posters left are either low posting lurkers or ALT accounts with low post counts. The community you love and defend is now a rag tag fugitive fleet searching for a new home, the rest of you are sitting on Alderaan saying how you've always loved it here.

AAAAAAAlllldddddeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaaaaaannn

[Tektonic]

this just got posted in discord

"evilore last night was searching pms on gaf with a script searching for discord verifications n banning people"

it's on! 

[Kartik]

Is the image by that bdoughty guy NSFW/NSFL? I don't wanna accidentally see gross stuff like that at work.

[Marhunchy]

Das Leben der Anderen

[benjipwns]

I will just say, if you want to leave. Leave. No need for a good bye post. Nor do we need to see some sick shit before you leave.

If this is what Reset Era looks like, uh, good luck?

Want no part of that.

Is Reset Era up and running then? I’ve not even bothered to search for it. I have no interest in joining the offspring of NeoGAF and, after hearing these horror stories, I never will.

I really hope these aren't the kind of scumbags that will infest ResetEra.

Yeah its not a good look if that is whats going on there. If my kid saw it there would be hell to pay. Surely posting porn to children is illegal.

If you don't like the forum or users fine totally fine. Hell i don't like half the users in this thread, but there is a line and some of the threads definitely crossed it. I am curious if they will be using the same names.... hmmm.

[K]

this just got posted in discord

"evilore last night was searching pms on gaf with a script searching for discord verifications n banning people"

it's on! 

Of course he would do that. He's so insecure that people don't want to be part of his little website anymore.



1999-2017

[landaulifshitz]

This is what everyone left completely missed. The suicides are not for the benefit of the few remaining active GAF members. These are not lone guys making a statement or trolling but a bra burning show of commitment to leaving and staying together with the actual active posting community. It seems (and I'm checking profiles) that the current active posters left are either low posting lurkers or ALT accounts with low post counts. The community you love and defend is now a rag tag fugitive fleet searching for a new home, the rest of you are sitting on Alderaan saying how you've always loved it here.

AAAAAAAlllldddddeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaaaaaannn

To be fair, Alderaan was pretty nice before it was Death Starred

[Dennis]

this just got posted in discord

"evilore last night was searching pms on gaf with a script searching for discord verifications n banning people"

it's on! 

All-out war. Lets do this

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Well, I will be watching what others are doing.

[close]

[Nabbis]

this just got posted in discord

"evilore last night was searching pms on gaf with a script searching for discord verifications n banning people"

it's on! 

All-out war. Lets do this

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Well, I will be watching what others are doing.

[close]

Im fighting for your freedom.

[Tektonic]

right to clarify last night mods in each discord were tasked with verifying members on discords. We all agreed going through gaf is easiest. After a while our accounts started getting banned on gaf randomly so only thing is they were searching pms for discords stuff. Some mods were using different pm subject titles to avoid bans

 

[landaulifshitz]

I will just say, if you want to leave. Leave. No need for a good bye post. Nor do we need to see some sick shit before you leave.

If this is what Reset Era looks like, uh, good luck?

Want no part of that.

Is Reset Era up and running then? I’ve not even bothered to search for it. I have no interest in joining the offspring of NeoGAF and, after hearing these horror stories, I never will.

I really hope these aren't the kind of scumbags that will infest ResetEra.

Yeah its not a good look if that is whats going on there. If my kid saw it there would be hell to pay. Surely posting porn to children is illegal.

If you don't like the forum or users fine totally fine. Hell i don't like half the users in this thread, but there is a line and some of the threads definitely crossed it. I am curious if they will be using the same names.... hmmm.

RPGCrazied was the guy who was definitely going to move to Canada after Trump won and then didn't. No surprise he's not following through here.

[benjipwns]

end of an era:

I'm gay.

That's fine.

The posts like Summer Haze just did when he posted some disturbing things. I'm not talking about anything in this thread.

And with that I'm taking a vacation from GAF. Wanted to vent. Hope to come back if it gets back to being normal.

Not even Trump had this power.

[bdoughty]

Is the image by that bdoughty guy NSFW/NSFL? I don't wanna accidentally see gross stuff like that at work.

The sex swing could use a good sanding and paint job, maybe replace the sweat filled straps. Other than that and few questionable stains on the wall, there is nothing gross.

[benjipwns]

And contributed to the forum of less than ONE post per day. Your a lurker, a freeloader and this topic is the most you've posted on the forum in a long time. But somehow you know how people who care interact and contributed to the forum are going to do?

[Assimilate]

Why is it impossible to get the fucking avatar to work in this place?

[tummyfat]

This is great, Resetera is never going to launch because they need to keep instituting security checks and they're all going crazy with paranoia over being infiltrated by GAMERGATE

I expect their captcha will be seven ideological purity tests

[gfm793]

And contributed to the forum of less than ONE post per day. Your a lurker, a freeloader and this topic is the most you've posted on the forum in a long time. But somehow you know how people who care interact and contributed to the forum are going to do?

[landaulifshitz]

And contributed to the forum of less than ONE post per day. Your a lurker, a freeloader and this topic is the most you've posted on the forum in a long time. But somehow you know how people who care interact and contributed to the forum are going to do?

Everyone knows that using a forum is a social obligation, almost a new age social contract. Two posts a day is the minimum to not be a freeloader, completely reasonable.

[daycru]

Reminder to all that Wacky Jackie Remington is a giant pussy

[kingv]

Why is it impossible to get the fucking avatar to work in this place?

I have some avatar ideas if you want to put the ass in assimilate

[landaulifshitz]

Why is it impossible to get the fucking avatar to work in this place?

When linking the avatar url, use http:// instead of https://

[benjipwns]

Why is it impossible to get the fucking avatar to work in this place?

http not https

[Acosta]

This is great, Resetera is never going to launch because they need to keep instituting security checks and they're all going crazy with paranoia over being infiltrated by GAMERGATE

I expect their captcha will be seven ideological purity tests

[Rocky]

This is what everyone left completely missed. The suicides are not for the benefit of the few remaining active GAF members. These are not lone guys making a statement or trolling but a bra burning show of commitment to leaving and staying together with the actual active posting community. It seems (and I'm checking profiles) that the current active posters left are either low posting lurkers or ALT accounts with low post counts. The community you love and defend is now a rag tag fugitive fleet searching for a new home, the rest of you are sitting on Alderaan saying how you've always loved it here.

AAAAAAAlllldddddeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaaaaaannn

I think he means the Death Star.  Alderaan was filled with good and peaceful people.  They had no weapons.

[Assimilate]

Why is it impossible to get the fucking avatar to work in this place?

I have some avatar ideas if you want to put the ass in assimilate

shoot.

Why is it impossible to get the fucking avatar to work in this place?

When linking the avatar url, use http:// instead of https://

i did do that, straight from imgur.

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

This is great, Resetera is never going to launch because they need to keep instituting security checks and they're all going crazy with paranoia over being infiltrated by GAMERGATE

I expect their captcha will be seven ideological purity tests

They have to keep the nazis out.

now, WO SIND DEINE PAPIERE?

[K]

I wonder if they'll ban all talk about NeoGAF and SexAssaulter Malka on CopyGAF.

I'm just kidding, we all know the answer already.

[demi]

The bdoughty pic was cropped out, its nothing NSFW though the link is.

i did do that, straight from imgur.

imgur should work fine, not sure what's wrong. post the link you're trying to use.

[who is ted danson?]

Latest word on resetera discord is that first wave membership will only be going out to those who can supply a Hillary 2016 donation receipt.

[benjipwns]

I wonder if they'll ban all talk about NeoGAF and SexAssaulter Malka on CopyGAF.

I'm just kidding, we all know the answer already.

@everyone After long discussions among the staff and with the community, we have decided, together, that we want ResetEra to be a real, tangible fresh start. We’d like to look to the future and leave any baggage behind. That’s why towards that end we humbly ask you not to post threads or repeat posts about NeoGAF or its owner. You all know me especially, for the most part. I always love and welcome free thought and free discussion. So from the team, this is in no way meant to shut that down, but instead a path to avoid unnecessary complications with other parties. I think most will understand what that means. We hope you understand. Thanks all. heart

[bdoughty]

i did do that, straight from imgur.

Imgur uses https by default, I just made one to test.  Remove the s, will work just fine.