Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[benjipwns]

random dude on babygoats says the whole chat log was saved and that was the first one they chose to put out

believe it, OR DON'T!

[Kurt Russell]

Accidentally ate undercooked pancake

https://www.resetera.com/threads/accidentally-ate-undercooked-pancake.3437/

[samfish]

There’s no drama like forum drama. Cross forum drama doubly so.

[Joe Molotov]

tfw you might not be a member of the hate machine, or you might just be an “other”

[OathToOrder]

random dude on babygoats says the whole chat log was saved and that was the first one they chose to put out

believe it, OR DON'T!

He probably looked at H. I. V. E. 's post about this being the first one and extrapolated from that.

Post the rest, H.I.V.E.

That chatlog has to be very recent because H. I. V. E. only joined few days ago.

[Kurt Russell]

Meanwhile the jilted besada writes in his journal:

"That forum is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sexism and racism will foam up about their waists and all the trolls and moderates will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like bishoptl or President Obama. Decent men who believed in a taking day's pay for a day's work. Instead they followed the droppings of the alt-right and Nazis and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole net stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Hell, all those conservatives and reality hosts and gamergaters... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.

[H.I.V.E.]

random dude on babygoats says the whole chat log was saved and that was the first one they chose to put out

believe it, OR DON'T!

No comment but look at it as a teaser 

[benjipwns]

tfw you might not be a member of the hate machine, or you might just be an “other”

You'll always be an "other" in my heart, Joe.

[Yeti]

Now that we've been discovered, someone rename our off topic forum from "The Superdeep Borehole" to "The Bore HATE MACHINE".

[benjipwns]

Wu isn't my favourite person, but saying shes not suited for politics is hilarious. If she can't get into politics cause shes "not good enough", then 75% of of politicians would be out of a job for not being good enough

Clearly she's got the chops to run and I think she's got what it takes to assume the office (there's a learning curve for everyone)

Honestly, it's sometimes better to have a new face in these kinds of position, even if they are inexperienced.

oh wait that first guy is being facetious isn't he

[Mortimer Brewster]

The bore is a soft target because deep down he knows 99% of us wont do anything and generally we share similar views to the bubble and just dont agREEE with the way they conduct themselves. He wont fuck with something like voat though, more of them folks would probably give zero fucks to dox him or whatever. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

1% Creepy Stalker  :'(

[close]

Kiwi Farms have already doxxed his name and address. Going after Voat likely means they go hunting for all of his skeletons in the closet. The Bore is low hanging fruit because it avoids outright weaponized autism.

[benjipwns]

i don't think this is the real Barry Allen, also lol:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/isnt-it-crazy-how-18-25-years-ago-people-never-told-anyone-about-sexual-assault.3412/

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tutorial-how-to-address-skinny-people-about-their-weight-without-being-offensive.3452/
 

why did i click on this

[Rocky]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tutorial-how-to-address-skinny-people-about-their-weight-without-being-offensive.3452/
 

why did i click on this

Wow.  I'm pretty skinny and I get asked about it all the time.  Didn't know I was supposed to be offended when people ask why I'm so skinny.

[Momo]

Someone please inquire via post in that thread which social disability the OP has.

[Broseidon]

Accidentally ate undercooked pancake

https://www.resetera.com/threads/accidentally-ate-undercooked-pancake.3437/

 

[Broseidon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tutorial-how-to-address-skinny-people-about-their-weight-without-being-offensive.3452/
 

why did i click on this

Wow.  I'm pretty skinny and I get asked about it all the time.  Didn't know I was supposed to be offended when people ask why I'm so skinny.

tbf I always thought it was a bit rude at least

[samfish]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tutorial-how-to-address-skinny-people-about-their-weight-without-being-offensive.3452/
 

why did i click on this

At least GAF never turned into the forum version of tumblr

[samfish]

If someone called me skinny I would be offended too. But that’s because I’m a fatty, and they only way someone would ever call me skinny is if they were making fun of me. Like when they give a big mobster the nickname Tiny.

[Rocky]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tutorial-how-to-address-skinny-people-about-their-weight-without-being-offensive.3452/
 

why did i click on this

Wow.  I'm pretty skinny and I get asked about it all the time.  Didn't know I was supposed to be offended when people ask why I'm so skinny.

tbf I always thought it was a bit rude at least

Honestly though, words have never offended me.  I'm half polish, half italian and being called a polack or a wop or anything never bothered me. 

I guess it's because I was raised with the 'sticks and stones' mentality.   

[samfish]

Sticks and stones may break my body – but words can tear me apart.

So be careful what you tell me, and spare a thought for my heart.

[headwalk]

i wonder if when noble comrade besadakov prepared a list of the names of those who have committed anti-revolutionary acts for his political commissars he remembered how the vast majority of those informant's stories ended?

[thisismyusername]

Becky is like a stereotypical white girl.

Like my girl Taylor is called Darth Becky by VerySmartBrothas

[headwalk]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tutorial-how-to-address-skinny-people-about-their-weight-without-being-offensive.3452/
 

why did i click on this

you know it's a great forum when half the OPs are entirely in the static register. that's how you start a conversation.

[Occam]

First Batch of Russian Facebook Ads released. Feature Hillary as Satan, Buff Bernie, Pro/Anti-BLM

i have recently decided to keep my Facebook activity to a bare minimum and only use the Messenger fo communicating with relatives.

i am so discusted by that size and scope of this fuckery

Fuck the Zuch

EDIT : The ResetEra link made the post bug (empty). Guess some URLs are the issue

Eh, I don't use Facebook at all. I use a secure and private messenger (Signal - free, open source, end-to-end encryption, available for Android/iOS, doesn't send any of my data to Google/Facebook/Apple) to communicate with friends and family. Nobody needs needs Facebook (or any of the other megacorp privacy invasion tools).

[Kurt Russell]

So is something about to happen with Besada?

First, there was a leak of the chat where he declared war on The Bore. Shortly after, his entire Twitter account was removed. Now, I've seen two mentions of something "about to drop".

Anything? Bueller?

[tiesto]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tutorial-how-to-address-skinny-people-about-their-weight-without-being-offensive.3452/
 

why did i click on this

Wow.  I'm pretty skinny and I get asked about it all the time.  Didn't know I was supposed to be offended when people ask why I'm so skinny.

tbf I always thought it was a bit rude at least

Honestly though, words have never offended me.  I'm half polish, half italian and being called a polack or a wop or anything never bothered me. 

I guess it's because I was raised with the 'sticks and stones' mentality.   

A fellow half Polish/Italian, sweet!

[tummyfat]

H.I.V.E.

DROPPO

THE

OPPO

[thisismyusername]

I seriously hope Emily is like "Yeah, we'll totally get right on that beefsoda..." and doesn't do anything. Just to make him rage.

[Rocky]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tutorial-how-to-address-skinny-people-about-their-weight-without-being-offensive.3452/
 

why did i click on this

Wow.  I'm pretty skinny and I get asked about it all the time.  Didn't know I was supposed to be offended when people ask why I'm so skinny.

tbf I always thought it was a bit rude at least

Honestly though, words have never offended me.  I'm half polish, half italian and being called a polack or a wop or anything never bothered me. 

I guess it's because I was raised with the 'sticks and stones' mentality.   

A fellow half Polish/Italian, sweet!

We have the best posters here, don't we folks?   

Seriously though, that's awesome. 

[OathToOrder]

"Alt-right insider H.I.V.E., who was a key member of the Hate Machine on the bore, was found dead on his login screen under mysterious circumstances. Detective Emily Rogers is leading the investigation but according to her, "... we are not expecting to unearth anything major... these sort of occurrences are not unusual.."

[Himu]

How am I, much less Demi and Dennis, part of a hate machine? Demi is chill. I don't do shit. I just feast on fuckery. The only thing I've done has been settled and taken care of. I've behaved and been a good poster on Reset and I have absolutely no idea why I (much less Demi) are considered part of a "hate machine". I don't hate anyone. Got no time for that. Why aren't they communicating their concerns with us like adults rather than talking about us behind our back while putting us on some hate list? How in the fuck is the bore on a hate list with us on aforementioned list? We don't do shit and we are nothing compared to these new posters (who we desperately do not even like). Like what the fuck.

[benjipwns]

How am I, much less Demi and Dennis, part of a hate machine? Demi is chill. I don't do shit. I just feast on fuckery. The only thing I've done has been settled and taken care of. I've behaved and been a good poster on Reset and I have absolutely no idea why I (much less Demi) are considered part of a "hate machine". I don't hate anyone. Got no time for that. Why aren't they communicating their concerns with us like adults rather than talking about us behind our back while putting us on some hate list? How in the fuck is the bore on a hate list with us on aforementioned list? We don't do shit and we are nothing compared to these new posters (who we desperately do not even like). Like what the fuck.

And of course she denies it instead of admitting and apologizing for her crimes. Even when caught red handed by a moderator who worked 15-30 hours a day cataloging the Hate Machine on NeoGAF.com.

[tummyfat]

Article saying Hillary had complete control of DNC from moment she announced her candidacy and was siphoning money from down ballot races for herself and giving them a pittance

Jack Remmington: Yeah, but what did she do that's wrong?

[Dennis]

The only issue I see with Dennis is that he's been linked to Amir0x, but Besada has never been anti-Amir0x, so that shouldn't be an issue for him.

As opposed to Jack Remington who has been linked not only to Amir0x but also to Hillary Clinton and The Russians. With company like that.....Hate Machine may be an understatement.

[Himu]

Can we please ban Jack from talking about the 2016 election at this point?

[demi]

If someone called me skinny I would be offended too. But that’s because I’m a fatty, and they only way someone would ever call me skinny is if they were making fun of me. Like when they give a big mobster the nickname Tiny.

hi

[OathToOrder]

Is it true guys? Do you not like us junior members? 

[nachobro]

1. I am glad that permabanned user Dennis is finally recognized as an equal threat as permabanned and/or pedophile users Amirox and benjipwns.
2. I am very upset that I was not in that list. Clearly my achievements in Taco Bell marketing are not as impressive as the shitposting that goes on in here...or Obeseda is not visiting the best thread on this forum, one made in recognition of the clearly superior foods available from Yum Brands. Either way, a disturbing revelation.

[tummyfat]

Article saying Hillary had complete control of DNC from moment she announced her candidacy and was siphoning money from down ballot races for herself and giving them a pittance

Jack Remmington: Yeah, but what did she do that's wrong?

That's not what the article says at all.

You don't want this argument. Nor does anyone else in the thread.

You are 100% correct.

[headwalk]

i thought i had jack on ignore because the only time i saw his name was in quotes, reading back i realise my mind had blessed me with a gracious act of self censorship.

[CrankyJay]

So....a user in the Dustin Hoffman thread on reset got banned for 'victim blaming', but I don't see where under the FAQ or TOS that's against the rules.

This sort of just falls under 'shitty opinion' or wrongthink.

[benjipwns]

So....a user in the Dustin Hoffman thread on reset got banned for 'victim blaming', but I don't see where under the FAQ or TOS that's against the rules.

This sort of just falls under 'shitty opinion' or wrongthink.

This guy got banned for victim blaming Brianna Wu: https://www.resetera.com/posts/402326/

She used harassment to get attention and support and has even tried to fake harassment to promote her game. She's basically been actively seeking out harassment to enrich herself.

She's said a lot of crazy stuff and a good article highlighting a few incidences of craziness has already been posted a few times so I won't say anything about that.

She's also the same as Trump in the sense that she got a small gift of a million dollars from her parents to start her business.

[Dennis]

I did one time voice support for Bernie Sanders on GAF, how much is this going to bite me in the ass?

Is my dream of being a GAF moderator dead?!

[CrankyJay]

So....a user in the Dustin Hoffman thread on reset got banned for 'victim blaming', but I don't see where under the FAQ or TOS that's against the rules.

This sort of just falls under 'shitty opinion' or wrongthink.

This guy got banned for victim blaming Brianna Wu: https://www.resetera.com/posts/402326/

She used harassment to get attention and support and has even tried to fake harassment to promote her game. She's basically been actively seeking out harassment to enrich herself.

She's said a lot of crazy stuff and a good article highlighting a few incidences of craziness has already been posted a few times so I won't say anything about that.

She's also the same as Trump in the sense that she got a small gift of a million dollars from her parents to start her business.

I don't get this line of moderation. If you're shaping the discussion to be one dimensional like this, how is it a discussion?

[nachobro]

I did one time voice support for Bernie Sanders on GAF, how much is this going to bite me in the ass?

Is my dream of being a GAF moderator dead?!

When it comes to GAF moderation, you've never had a better chance than now.

[Momo]

They really need to rethink the 'thread shitting' rule. People should be able to call out wankers for being such

[thisismyusername]

Is my dream of being a GAF moderator dead?!

Deader than GAF.

[VomKriege]

I did one time voice support for Bernie Sanders on GAF, how much is this going to bite me in the ass?

Is my dream of being a GAF moderator dead?!

A GAF mod ? You could still have your chances (Gaffy D). On ResetEra not so much.

[Dennis]

I did one time voice support for Bernie Sanders on GAF, how much is this going to bite me in the ass?

Is my dream of being a GAF moderator dead?!

When it comes to GAF moderation, you've never had a better chance than now.

When Gaffy Duffy slips up I make my move

 

[VomKriege]

They really need to rethink the 'thread shitting' rule. People should be able to call out wankers for being such

Watch your tongue, "wankers" and "onanist" are too judgemental. "One appreciating self pleasure" would be more like it.

[Momo]

i thought i had jack on ignore because the only time i saw his name was in quotes, reading back i realise my mind had blessed me with a gracious act of self censorship.

Not sure who you are. You're mostly into British football, right? Thanks though.

That's duckroll

[CrankyJay]

Smile guys. You’re on camera

https://m.imgur.com/3tcARHu

ah, i see the last page

[benjipwns]

The reason I used to love the other place and now love Reset is because it is one of the very very very few places that is safe for us minorities. Respect to the mods and mods and all the people who make this a place of refuge for us.

boy is he in for a shock when Demi and The Hate Machine featuring Dennis tour starts

[tummyfat]

"Unsafe" being used to describe a fucking anonymous message board on the internet

 

[Himu]

Wait, Bobby's attackers? Let's get facts straight. I haven't said shit about Bobby. How can you claim anything about Bobby and not TVC? What the fuck!

[fistfulofmetal]

y'all can't be serious if you think this board doesn't have a bad reputation specifically because this thread. you can't have a thread dedicated to laughing at people from other boards and not expect it to reflect poorly on the board in general.

like - keep doing it if it's what you all wanna do, but don't be surprised.

[CrankyJay]

The reason I used to love the other place and now love Reset is because it is one of the very very very few places that is safe for us minorities. Respect to the mods and mods and all the people who make this a place of refuge for us.

boy is he in for a shock when Demi and The Hate Machine featuring Dennis tour starts

Cool band name.

[Sideshow Raheem]

Besada is another great lump who loved his little bit of power and was willing to work the plantation for free so he could lord it over the kiddies.

He stayed on far too long to have any credibility. Treating him like some sort of elder statesman is ridiculous.

[CrankyJay]

y'all can't be serious if you think this board doesn't have a bad reputation specifically because this thread. you can't have a thread dedicated to laughing at people from other boards and not expect it to reflect poorly on the board in general.

like - keep doing it if it's what you all wanna do, but don't be surprised.

I hope you're just trolling.