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Howard Alan Treesong

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IMMA GOTO VEGAS
« on: January 27, 2007, 08:56:00 PM »
I am going to Vegas tomorrow for three days with work to celebrate our company's latest successful product :badass

I've never been to Vegas before, so what should I do! Where's fun to see! Don't just say "gambling and hookers"--give me the names of specific casinos and escort agencies!  :pimp
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Human Snorenado

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Re: IMMA GOTO VEGAS
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2007, 09:35:41 PM »
Vegas is really weird.  What hotel/casino are you staying at?  There's honestly no real reason to leave wherever you're at.  Each mega hotel/casino is like it's own functioning small town- you'll find restaurants, bars, clubs and basically malls inside all of them.

As for hookers, if you're serious I'd just recommend going to the Bunny Ranch where it's legal and the girls are tested and definitely make use of protection. 
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Re: IMMA GOTO VEGAS
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2007, 09:59:07 PM »
Did YOU go to the bunny ranch, duke?
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Re: IMMA GOTO VEGAS
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2007, 10:11:32 PM »
Gamble, go to the weirdest strip joint you can and take pics, gamble.

Human Snorenado

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Re: IMMA GOTO VEGAS
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2007, 12:44:36 AM »
Did YOU go to the bunny ranch, duke?

Haha, no.  It was a close thing, though.  I actually won about $200 at one point, and I kept telling myself "If I get to around $400 or so I'll go to the bunny ranch!"  Of course I lost it all in a fit of drunken insanity.  I did make out with a chick from the HR department, though. 
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Re: IMMA GOTO VEGAS
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2007, 12:58:43 AM »
Patel doesn't strike me as the Bunny Ranch type, but - wtf, mate! - where's my invite?
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Re: IMMA GOTO VEGAS
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2007, 01:11:43 AM »
Willco, you are NOT my significant other.
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Re: IMMA GOTO VEGAS
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2007, 01:12:05 AM »
I CAN BE IF YOU LET ME.
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