How to be man

[Spoiled Milk]

"During these meetings, many of the women said, [James] Toback boasted of sexual conquests with the famous and then asked humiliating personal questions. How often do you masturbate? How much pubic hair do you have? He’d tell them, they said, that he couldn’t properly function unless he “jerked off” several times a day. And then he’d dry-hump them or masturbate in front of them, ejaculating into his pants or onto their bodies and then walk away. Meeting over."

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[benjipwns]

I don't get the complaint, would they want the meeting to continue after that?

[benjipwns]

That's referring to the sudden abrupt ending to the meetings? I suppose it would be upsetting to not get a chance to respond to the ideas placed before them.

[BlueTsunami]

That post orgasm moment of clarity even occurs during business meetings, I would think

[demi]

Those conversations are not too far from my conversations online

[benjipwns]

Those conversations are not too far from my conversations online

Or The Bore Business Meetings I imagine. Only without any women.

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I hope

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[MMaRsu]

[naff]

[Momo]

[seagrams hotsauce]

Lmao they had this kid on No Jumper according to the youtube links. That fuckin show man

[Para-Medic]

"To be a man you must have honor! Honor and a Penis!"

[Diunx]

You have to be latino.

[D3RANG3D]

[Himu]

you be a man by posturing and talking about how much of man you are while going off about your man shit. i have the biggest dick, i have the best car, i have the best wife, i'm the best, i have the highest sperm count because i'm a man man man manly man of a man. and that's how you be a man.

[studyguy]

[GilloD]

his pants are a cum diaper? That's weird, dude.

[kingv]

his pants are a cum diaper? That's weird, dude.

I nutted in my pants at a strip club once. Fuck that shit. Nobody wants to walk around in that and get smelly ass balls.

Just beat that shit at home to futanari cream pies like a regular person and wipe it on Waifu pillow.

[Rufus]

you be a man by posturing and talking about how much of man you are while going off about your man shit. i have the biggest dick, i have the best car, i have the best wife, i'm the best, i have the highest sperm count because i'm a man man man manly man of a man. and that's how you be a man.

[demi]

Like my boy mormapope said, you cant trust anyone who says they don't masturbate. Its just not normal, dudes.