Author Topic: Tonight is the Beer olympics!! (Read 3316 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** January 27, 2007, 09:44:15 PM »

Every year we celebrate a monumental meeting of the livers, to see which team can bring home the gold and glory in the Beer Olympics. This year I have the proud honor of representing 510 Franklin street in the Beer Olympics.

Franklin, Franklin, Were the best. Franklin, Franklin Fuck the rest, FRAAAAAANKLIN STREEEET!!!

Diablos · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2007, 09:45:33 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2007, 09:48:22 PM »

Get some fucking pants on idiot.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:17:15 PM »

Dude, those thighs could kill a man.

Beezy · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:37:39 PM »

Your socks are dirty.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:40:36 PM »

Lets meet the team.

First up is ShowTime.

He has a knack for cheap light beer. His strength is keeping a steady pace, eventually tiring his opponents.

Next up is Angus, the All Star Heavy Weight. This man can drink Natty light like water. A sure winner for Team Franklin.

The third member, is Landfill, Ironically he has a taste for expensive beer.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:41:44 PM »

Wow, this is some pretty gay shit.

Beezy · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:42:08 PM »

...you all planned on wearing the same shit?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:42:35 PM »

Here are some rare training pics. Notice the dedication and perseverance.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:43:40 PM »

Wow, I don't know whether to whip it out or start bawling.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:43:55 PM »

i thought all the gay subtext/fantasy threads had to be kept in the sticky

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:45:20 PM »

lol college kids.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #12 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:45:35 PM »

Drinking Beer is not GAY. Plus, Our theme song is "Now you're a man"

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:46:30 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 10:45:35 PM

Drinking Beer is not GAY. Plus, Our theme song is "Now you're a man"

But drinking it in this manner is gayer than one of PD's big cock fantasies.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:47:02 PM »

THAT IS SOOOO GAY

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:47:21 PM »

of course beer is not gay. however, getting drunk and buttfucking your pale friends is.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:48:49 PM »

This is gayer than that porno I wrote, GAY CALIGULA.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:49:03 PM »

That looks fun - and I don't even drink

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:49:21 PM »

Richard Simmons called, he wants his college party back.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 27, 2007, 10:49:03 PM

That looks fun - and I don't even drink

confirmed

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:50:15 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on January 27, 2007, 10:49:21 PM

Richard Simmons called, he wants his college party back.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 27, 2007, 10:49:03 PM
That looks fun - and I don't even drink
confirmed

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #20 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:51:43 PM »

It would be gay except our party doesnt have Anal Sex.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:52:49 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 10:51:43 PM

It would be gay except our party doesnt have Anal Sex.

The throat fucking is kind of gay.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:53:29 PM »

dude, when it looks like that, anyone sane assumes anal sex is an eventuality

you'll be getting your starfish drilled for the other texas tea, guaranteed

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #23 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:53:35 PM »

There will be no Penises unless we draw them on someone that passes out.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:54:40 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 10:53:35 PM

There will be no Penises unless we draw them on someone that passes out.

You'll be "drawing" you penises out of your pants and spilling warm ink inside each others rectums.

Vizzys · « **Reply #25 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:55:30 PM »

Goddamn you have some big arms

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #26 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:57:49 PM »

TEAM PHOTOS!!!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** January 27, 2007, 11:00:11 PM »

The grossest part of the human body = armpits

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** January 27, 2007, 11:00:22 PM »

someone lock this thread before the dicksucking starts

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 27, 2007, 11:01:26 PM »

Man, and I thought my idea for cigarillo's Company was original

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** January 27, 2007, 11:01:41 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** January 27, 2007, 11:01:45 PM »

"Nothing says manly like a tank top and short-shorts!"

Diablos · « **Reply #32 on:** January 27, 2007, 11:02:45 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 27, 2007, 11:01:26 PM

Man, and I thought my idea for cigarillo's Company was original

:hehe

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #33 on:** January 27, 2007, 11:04:40 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on January 27, 2007, 11:01:45 PM

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"Nothing says manly like a tank top and short-shorts!"

I prefer to call it a Wife beater and atletic shorts.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** January 27, 2007, 11:08:56 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 11:04:40 PM

Quote from: malek4980 on January 27, 2007, 11:01:45 PM
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"Nothing says manly like a tank top and short-shorts!"

I prefer to call it a Wife beater and atletic shorts.

Something is getting beat at that party, but it isn't a woman.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #35 on:** January 27, 2007, 11:23:08 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #36 on:** January 28, 2007, 02:46:45 AM »

Great thread

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #37 on:** January 28, 2007, 03:25:05 AM »

The events started off very heterosexual, until Angus Pantsed landfill. In revenge landfill began to hump Angus while his pants were at his knees. I was helpless and could only laugh.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #38 on:** January 28, 2007, 03:26:47 AM »

o_O

Beezy · « **Reply #39 on:** January 28, 2007, 03:27:52 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 28, 2007, 03:25:05 AM

The events started off very heterosexual, until Angus Pantsed landfill. In revenge landfill began to hump Angus while his pants were at his knees. I was helpless and could only laugh.

Like we didn't see that coming.

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:14:00 AM »

lol frat mentality. I am jealous of the coolness.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #41 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:15:13 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 28, 2007, 04:14:00 AM

lol frat mentality. I am jealous of the coolness.

We're not a frat. Chill out dude, we were just having some fun on a saturday night. No need to hate.

Christopher · « **Reply #42 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:18:52 AM »

We need to spray this thread down.

haha no but FoC it's all good man, looks like you guys had fun...um doing what you do.

Beezy · « **Reply #43 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:20:43 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on January 28, 2007, 04:18:52 AM

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We need to spray this thread down.

haha no but FoC it's all good man, looks like you guys had fun...um doing what you do.

It's called bro rape.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #44 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:21:17 AM »

Its only rape if there is not consent.

John_Carmack · « **Reply #45 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:51:37 AM »

Thats the gayest shit I've ever seen. Wanna be my newest cheeseburger FoC?

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #46 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:57:04 AM »

Man FoC, I thought you hated queers.

Actually, I have heard about cases of closet gays hating on other gays. It all makes perfect sense now.

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:59:02 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 28, 2007, 04:15:13 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 28, 2007, 04:14:00 AM
lol frat mentality. I am jealous of the coolness.

We're not a frat. Chill out dude, we were just having some fun on a saturday night. No need to hate.

You don't have to be a frat to have the mentality. I'd say at least half of the frat mentality people aren't in frats.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #48 on:** January 28, 2007, 05:31:35 AM »

This is gayer than that time I had gay sex with a gayman.

TVC15 · « **Reply #49 on:** January 28, 2007, 05:39:45 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on January 28, 2007, 05:31:35 AM

This is gayer than that time I had gay sex with a gayman.

This is gayer than the time Harrison Ford came over to my house and had gay butt sex with me while gayly narrating it.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #50 on:** January 28, 2007, 05:41:40 AM »

I prefer the gay director's cut.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #51 on:** January 28, 2007, 05:41:57 AM »

i keep reading the thread title as "Tonight is the Bear olympics!!" lol

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** January 28, 2007, 05:44:54 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on January 28, 2007, 05:41:57 AM

i keep reading the thread title as "Tonight is the Bear olympics!!" lol

Well, it basically is. Tubbiest gets to be the bottom of the bottom. Ooops, FoC!

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Author Topic: Tonight is the Beer olympics!! (Read 3316 times)

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