The Other Forums Thread for 90's Kids ONLY

[Rman]

I get what your saying the game reaches absurdity when played with people.  It's not mean to be assessed as jokes by themselves.  It's not a standup routine.  It's a card game.

[Sai]

CAH blows cuz it's edgelord madlibs, not cuz it's actually offensive. It's fisher price my first dark humor for plebs who've evidently never heard a Carlin record

this user only watches carlin sets and doesnt have any actual friends to try the game with

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The CAH creator looks like Gumby with manboobs.  I've never taken CAH seriously and think less of people who play the game, let alone like playing it.

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

In fairness Pachter is a fucking idiot who is always wrong about everything, he's almost impressively wrong, if you flipped a coin or selected at random, you'd predict things better than him

[HardcoreRetro]

He literally says in the video I posted: "Real time strategy games are single player and kinda turn-based."

[VomKriege]

I don't hate Cards Against Humanity, it's kind of OK for drinking with friends once a year or something. But it's pretty low brow and it barely qualifies as a game. Which is probably why it's so popular, can be played with any number of people, requires no setup and the rules can be explained in 30 seconds.

[agrajag]

CAH blows cuz it's edgelord madlibs, not cuz it's actually offensive. It's fisher price my first dark humor for plebs who've evidently never heard a Carlin record

Lol this is one of the most edgelord posts ive ever seen tho

[Raist]

Anyways hasn't CAH been considered "problematic" by liberals for a while now?

The guy donated a bunch of money to Sarkeesian (shortly after he was accused of abuse/rape IIRC). He's cool now.

[HardcoreRetro]

I don't hate Cards Against Humanity, it's kind of OK for drinking with friends once a year or something. But it's pretty low brow and it barely qualifies as a game. Which is probably why it's so popular, can be played with any number of people, requires no setup and the rules can be explained in 30 seconds.

I played it at a friend's house once and his mom joined in. We had to awkwardly explain the internet slang she didn't understand. Probably the best experience I had with the game.

[Jansen]

In fairness Pachter is a fucking idiot who is always wrong about everything, he's almost impressively wrong, if you flipped a coin or selected at random, you'd predict things better than him

and yet he gets paid well for his analysis

it's almost like the stuff he says openly about videogames is to piss manbabies off

[Maiden Voyage]

Holy shit, that GAF Giant Bomb thread is a fucking train wreck.

[Jansen]

Mary Kish said she likes anal too. Perfect woman.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=253144170&postcount=49

54 posts since the end of last month is why they're not permabanned

[thisismyusername]

Mary Kish said she likes anal too. Perfect woman.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=253144170&postcount=49

54 posts since the end of last month is why they're not permabanned

But the other one telling him to stop being creepy is. We know which side 'Lore's toast is buttered on.

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

In fairness Pachter is a fucking idiot who is always wrong about everything, he's almost impressively wrong, if you flipped a coin or selected at random, you'd predict things better than him

and yet he gets paid well for his analysis

it's almost like the stuff he says openly about videogames is to piss manbabies off

nah, he is the pissed off manbaby, he's super thin skinned about it, especially if you bring up Zynga, he's been telling people to buy Zynga for at least 5 years and it keeps going down  He's still at it, even now

[Jansen]

even if that is true he makes  mad af in his spare time while raking in the 

[Maiden Voyage]

Mary Kish said she likes anal too. Perfect woman.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=253144170&postcount=49

54 posts since the end of last month is why they're not permabanned

Yep, that's the one.

[Jansen]

Mary Kish said she likes anal too. Perfect woman.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=253144170&postcount=49

54 posts since the end of last month is why they're not permabanned

But the other one telling him to stop being creepy is. We know which side 'Lore's toast is buttered on.

Damn the desperation is palpable

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ghost-of-tsushima-lacks-broad-commercial-appeal-micheal-patcher.13251/

Goddamn dumbass weebs thinking Michael is being racist

Is pretty weird you are calling this weeb when is not anime game, or even made by a japanese studio. 

[Jansen]

hey dumbass either go through the thread and understand or stfu

[Boredfrom]

Pachter said that the game’s innate ‘Japanese-ness’ will hold it back from broad commercial appeal, at least in terms of selling systems.

 

That sounded pretty racist at first glance.

[zomgee]

The idea that he will get his userbase back by upgrading the software is delusional. Dude should have stepped down as owner by Saturday evening of the Neogaf revolt.

What does that even mean though?

He is the sole owner of the site;  "stepping down" for whom exactly? 

Trying to sell it immediately MIGHT have been his best option, but that kind of crap takes time... and as time wore on, the problem with the forum and it's exodus-ing userbase got worse and worse.

Honestly he's still likely making good money from it due to the great SEO and history of 10's of millions of posts indexed by google that bring traffic in;  his best bet is to try to stick it out long term and rake in money while he still can.

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/things-you-may-not-know-about-reggie-fils-aime.13282/

Care a lot about some business guy at your favorite corporation, brehs.

Did you know Reggie invented the Bigfoot Pizza?

[agrajag]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/things-you-may-not-know-about-reggie-fils-aime.13282/

Care a lot about some business guy at your favorite corporation, brehs.

That post goes into a stalkerish amont of detail. I hope Reggies corpse doesnt turn up in this guys closet

[shosta]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/things-you-may-not-know-about-reggie-fils-aime.13282/

Care a lot about some business guy at your favorite corporation, brehs.

But Reggie is a successful and influential brown man who is the Western face of the most famous video games company in the world. This is certainly an appropriate time to applaud his accomplishments. That’s what “black power” is all about.

[Himu]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/things-you-may-not-know-about-reggie-fils-aime.13282/

Care a lot about some business guy at your favorite corporation, brehs.

That post goes into a stalkerish amont of detail. I hope Reggies corpse doesnt turn up in this guys closet

Dude is going to pull a Dorian Corey on Reggie.

[tuna_love]

when in life would the opportunity come up to tell someone that reggie is hatian
him and phil spencer look inbred

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2578399/
dude really had it coming, daring to take a jab at muhtendo in such a serious debate.

[bdoughty]

Reggie is a poor man's Perrin Kaplan. She was fawning all over Matt Casamassina long before Reggie could get his paws on him.

[paprikastaude]

I like when Nintendo wants to push Reggie as someone with hundreds of hours of playtime (one of us!!), but then you watch him play something and it's painfully apparent that he's barely touched any controllers in his recent life. At least though he isn't talking console wars like a 13 yo like that disgusting lard Jack Tretton always did. 

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2642748/

 :'(

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2642748/

 :'(

So this (other) forum has been obsessed with me for many years...

[VomKriege]

Also movie buffs talking about box office non stop is the saddest thing.

[Himu]

Also movie buffs talking about box office non stop is the saddest thing.

A lot of those people aren't movie buffs.

[Let's Cyber]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2642748/

 :'(

Oh no, someone said something bad about [RETRACTED]! I assume this means Reset will be going on his list of "hate sites" now alongside thebore.com.

It's special company, to be sure. 

[ZombieSupaStar]

heh it's funny to see their goal posts shift because TLJ is underperforming now.

[Transhuman]

When people start talking about Cards Against Humanity I just smile and nod politely while I daydream about using a hammer to crack some of their vertebrae and then rolling their body over so I can use a scalpel to remove their eyelids.

[Let's Cyber]

When people start talking about Cards Against Humanity I just smile and nod politely while I daydream about using a hammer to crack some of their vertebrae and then rolling their body over so I can use a scalpel to remove their eyelids.

[Bravotyler]

It's really hilarious that there's a 175 page about sexualized character designs yet any discussion of Nier on the forum gets shut down with "Yoko Taro said he likes girls, that's all the reason you need!" Like shit, how can they expect to fight back against sexualized anime girls if they're placated that easily? The Senran Kagura creator was a visionary ahead of his time.

[HaughtyFrank]

Was Eden always such a star wars stan or did that only happen once it became the frontline for sjws and altright?

[HardcoreRetro]

I like how Resetera has a leftist youtubers thread and the first guy that shows up is Hbomberguy. Wonder if they watched his old Alone in the Dark 2008 Something Awful let's play. Seems he deleted the videos but there's still some tasteful text left from the let's play.

" LPing this game is like describing the time you were raped if it also happened to be the best sex you ever had. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm not bitter, Anne

[close]

."

Them leftist allies.

[Swollen Bowels]

Good Lord.

Like, I don't even like the Chappelle joke as it diminishes black trans people. The idea that you can't be black and LGBT, like it's an entirely different racial group by some black person is personally one of my biggest triggers and it's why I haven't watched the Chappelle Netflix specials despite being a big fan of his stand up. But seriously let the man live. Those Christmas specials have nothing to do with his old special. People can learn. People can grow. Give him a chance. They haven't seen shit and it's another opportunity to be offended by something.

Instead of being indifferent or hostile to the black gay movement, many - like myself - are opposed to black gays conflating their agenda with that of the broader fight for civil rights in the black community. It's why I don't support Black Lives Matter, whose website includes LGBTQ in its platform.

[Swollen Bowels]

...How?

I dunno.. cuz you are a woman with a penis.  So telling guys to get lost for being into penis seems self defeating; but what do I know?

LOL @Assimilate;  that's the third time you've randomly brought up my wife.  Weirdo.

That's some really bad logic bro. It almost sounds chaser-esque.

In my mind, a man who likes or wants my dick, something he should know it's something I myself don't like, is gay. My mind files the dude as gay because he has an interest in cock in his ass or a dick in his mouth while still being a man. And mine, much less. Ew. I don't have any interest in a dude like that.

Any man that is attracted to a trans is gay. HtH.

[Broseidon]

pls dont bite

[nudemacusers]

pls dont bite

you make it sound like something is questionable about being gay 

as if sexuality isn't situationally/monetarily fluid and can't exhibit quantum multi-state properties

[Uncle]

I like when Nintendo wants to push Reggie as someone with hundreds of hours of playtime (one of us!!), but then you watch him play something and it's painfully apparent that he's barely touched any controllers in his recent life. At least though he isn't talking console wars like a 13 yo like that disgusting lard Jack Tretton always did. 

I think all the ones he's got hundreds of hours in are turn based or strategy type things.  Like one of the Dragon Quests on the DS, I know somebody was like "ok sure, he just left his DS on and plugged in for the fake hours" but it turned out he had a min maxed high end team.

My main issue with the guy is how he's always "on," and I know he has to be since it's his whole job.  I just can't fathom being that "on" all the time and either hiding your true feelings of everything or worse, lying to yourself long enough that you believe your own bullshit.  Reminds me of Trump in some ways, just saying literally anything to push a narrative or a product.

[Raist]

Wasn't Reggie doing PR for Reebok or something before joining Ninty?

[Himu]

...How?

I dunno.. cuz you are a woman with a penis.  So telling guys to get lost for being into penis seems self defeating; but what do I know?

LOL @Assimilate;  that's the third time you've randomly brought up my wife.  Weirdo.

That's some really bad logic bro. It almost sounds chaser-esque.

In my mind, a man who likes or wants my dick, something he should know it's something I myself don't like, is gay. My mind files the dude as gay because he has an interest in cock in his ass or a dick in his mouth while still being a man. And mine, much less. Ew. I don't have any interest in a dude like that.

Any man that is attracted to a trans is gay. HtH.

Good Lord.

Like, I don't even like the Chappelle joke as it diminishes black trans people. The idea that you can't be black and LGBT, like it's an entirely different racial group by some black person is personally one of my biggest triggers and it's why I haven't watched the Chappelle Netflix specials despite being a big fan of his stand up. But seriously let the man live. Those Christmas specials have nothing to do with his old special. People can learn. People can grow. Give him a chance. They haven't seen shit and it's another opportunity to be offended by something.

Instead of being indifferent or hostile to the black gay movement, many - like myself - are opposed to black gays conflating their agenda with that of the broader fight for civil rights in the black community. It's why I don't support Black Lives Matter, whose website includes LGBTQ in its platform.

[etiolate]

pls dont bite

you make it sound like something is questionable about being gay 

as if sexuality isn't situationally/monetarily fluid and can't exhibit quantum multi-state properties

so bitcoin is a kind of gender?

No, it's the alt-right now. 

https://www.salon.com/2017/12/27/is-bitcoin-enabling-alt-right-extremists/

[Sai]

Good Lord.

Like, I don't even like the Chappelle joke as it diminishes black trans people. The idea that you can't be black and LGBT, like it's an entirely different racial group by some black person is personally one of my biggest triggers and it's why I haven't watched the Chappelle Netflix specials despite being a big fan of his stand up. But seriously let the man live. Those Christmas specials have nothing to do with his old special. People can learn. People can grow. Give him a chance. They haven't seen shit and it's another opportunity to be offended by something.

Instead of being indifferent or hostile to the black gay movement, many - like myself - are opposed to black gays conflating their agenda with that of the broader fight for civil rights in the black community. It's why I don't support Black Lives Matter, whose website includes LGBTQ in its platform.

this is why people dont like the black hth

[Assimilate]

wait, trans is a person with breasts and a dick? I thought trans meant a person that went through the transformation?

I thought a person that didn't make the full transition was basically a she-male.

This is confusing. So this entire time Cindi was talking about men loving transwomen she was basically saying dudes like boobs with dicks? 


yeahhhhh... that would make you fucking gay. for sure.

[Himu]

lmao

wait, trans is a person with breasts and a dick? I thought trans meant a person that went through the transformation?

oh my lord

[etiolate]

There's a lot of steps to transitioning. It's not a boob job.

[Assimilate]

There's a lot of steps to transitioning. It's not a boob job.

of course that's why i'm a bit confused here. if someone doesn't go full out and remove their primary organ then???

Sorry cindi i don't spend my time researching this crap, nor do i really care. But since i'm here, and the discussion is at hand, go ahead. Clear things up.

[clothedmacuser]

A conversation between my sister and myself:

Her: "Black Panther, really?"
Me: "Really. What's wrong with the name?"
Her: "Isn't that a terrorist group?"
Me: "If you have an issue with the name, you'll probably have an issue with where the movie is set. In the most technological advanced country in the world, in Africa."
Her: "Well that's just stupid."

My sister is also dumb as fuck and once told me that police officers never make mistakes.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2625367/

[Assimilate]

A conversation between my sister and myself:

Her: "Black Panther, really?"
Me: "Really. What's wrong with the name?"
Her: "Isn't that a terrorist group?"
Me: "If you have an issue with the name, you'll probably have an issue with where the movie is set. In the most technological advanced country in the world, in Africa."
Her: "Well that's just stupid."

My sister is also dumb as fuck and once told me that police officers never make mistakes.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2625367/

she fucking burned him lol

[thisismyusername]

I mean the name is 1960's... but that's kinda the whole point about it...

[Himu]

Black Panthers terrorists. This cannot stand Someone please save the honor and image of the Panthers.

[TVC15]

Black Panthers terrorists. This cannot stand Someone please save the honor and image of the Panthers.

Sorry Cindi, but Revolutionary Suicide is on the same shelf as my Ted Kaczynski books. Terrorists confirmed.

[samfish]

At this rate, Assimilate will be full tilt ranting about distinguished black fellows and (((Jews))) before Valentines Day.

[kingv]

parentheses around the word Jews seem so unnecessary.

Like we already know they’re Jewish