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[Boredfrom]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

Don't blame him. He lives in a south american shithole and is assimilating their cultural values.

I don't live here. God no.

There's some good people here, but overall you start to realize if places like reset had it's way this is what it'd turn out to be.

Being fair, this also true with Trumptards.

[Assimilate]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

Don't blame him. He lives in a south american shithole and is assimilating their cultural values.

I don't live here. God no.

There's some good people here, but overall you start to realize if places like reset had it's way this is what it'd turn out to be.

Being fair, this also true with Trumptards.

I agree, that's why you have to be a centrist but god forbid you say that around a reseterr

 

[Tasty]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

I thought you didn't like this thread?

What I actually said was I don't like pubeless noobs whose only contributions to the site are laughing at idiots somewhere else. This thread is fine and usually enjoyable.

[Assimilate]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

I thought you didn't like this thread?

What I actually said was I don't like pubeless noobs

<references pic thread>

brooooooo come on brooo   

Nah, you're a good person Tasty. 

[Himu]

You know when you wear certain fabrics and they just make your titties itch because you're not wearing a bra? That's how I feel reading this shit rn. Scratch, scratch, scratch. The annoying new people are the itch but you have power in your hands, Andy. You can take that paw of yers and scratch the ever living shit out of your boob as I am doing now. Scritch, scritch.

[Broseidon]

Seems Assimilate has found something new to say after months of "go back to resetera huehuehue" being his only response/comeback to literally anything.

[seagrams hotsauce]

I gotta admit guys, I was real sad when I found out Assimilate doesn't want to fuck me, but I cheered up after I remembered that distinguished mentally-challenged fellows can't consent anyway

[Assimilate]

The bore: filled with members that got dogpiled on GAF for wrongthink only to attempt to dogpile on new members on The bore.

<checks pic thread>

Filled with cucks.


Makes sense. 

What do you look like, friend-o?

[Himu]

We have better looking people than GAF. I don't know about Reset since I've been banned during Real Pic January tho so I can't rate it.

[benjipwns]

Seems Assimilate has found something new to say after months of "go back to resetera huehuehue" being his only response/comeback to literally anything.

maybe you should go back to reeeeeestarea cuck

[Assimilate]

You know when you wear certain fabrics and they just make your titties itch because you're not wearing a bra? That's how I feel reading this shit rn. Scratch, scratch, scratch. The annoying new people are the itch but you have power in your hands, Andy. You can take that paw of yers and scratch the ever living shit out of your boob as I am doing now. Scritch, scritch.

That's not the bra itching you that's your balls.



Was that good enough for you broseidon?

[Broseidon]

Was that good enough for you broseidon?

What?

[Tasty]

You know when you wear certain fabrics and they just make your titties itch because you're not wearing a bra? That's how I feel reading this shit rn. Scratch, scratch, scratch. The annoying new people are the itch but you have power in your hands, Andy. You can take that paw of yers and scratch the ever living shit out of your boob as I am doing now. Scritch, scritch.

Unfortunately my modship application is still sitting unanswered in Joe and demi's inboxes.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And by modship application I mean cock pics.

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[Tasty]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

I thought you didn't like this thread?

What I actually said was I don't like pubeless noobs

<references pic thread>

brooooooo come on brooo   

Nah, you're a good person Tasty. 

[Broseidon]

When someone dares you to be original and you respond by attacking someone through their deepest and most personal insecurity, that just proves you're a vile, worthless cur, undeserving of love or attention. There are times when I consider becoming religious if only so that I could have the satisfaction of knowing that no matter how lenient or strict the admission to afterlife is, you are certainly going to hell.

Please source your etoilet quotes in the future

[seagrams hotsauce]

You know when you wear certain fabrics and they just make your titties itch because you're not wearing a bra? That's how I feel reading this shit rn. Scratch, scratch, scratch. The annoying new people are the itch but you have power in your hands, Andy. You can take that paw of yers and scratch the ever living shit out of your boob as I am doing now. Scritch, scritch.

That's not the braw itching you that's your balls.



Was that good enough for you broseidon?

That's not the braw itching you that's your balls.

not the braw

braw

-written by someone who's totally ever felt the touch of a woman

[Assimilate]

I gotta admit guys, I was real sad when I found out Assimilate doesn't want to fuck me, but I cheered up after I remembered that distinguished mentally-challenged fellows can't consent anyway

Who said i didn't wanna fuck? You sexy beak.

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[Himu]

There is a relevant quote on the Sermon of the Mount right now. It's called don't throw pearls before swine. In order words, put Assimilate on ignore and save your pearls for me and Andy!

[Assimilate]

What is this referencing?

Broseidon mocked Assimilate's tic and so Assimilate referenced Cindy's balls and said "is that good enough for you, Broseidon," as if that kind of toxicity was somehow an improvement.

Cry about it on the Chappelle thread on reset.

[thisismyusername]

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I hold out hope for a lot of games that end up being shit.

Says a lot about you as a person, doesn't it?

(I'm teasing)

...I'm an optimist?

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Yeah, that's what my face looks like dude. I'm gorgeous and own an equally beautiful cat, and you can't spell three letter words. What other very obvious revelations are you going to reveal here

[Tasty]

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I hold out hope for a lot of games that end up being shit.

Says a lot about you as a person, doesn't it?

(I'm teasing)

...I'm an optimist?

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

Not just games, but men too!

*cries*

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3517084/

Was it the first Crocodile Dundee that had the transphobic sex assault scene? A real classic, that one.

[Broseidon]

What is this referencing?

Broseidon mocked Assimilate's tic and so Assimilate referenced Cindy's balls and said "is that good enough for you, Broseidon," as if that kind of toxicity was somehow an improvement.

That makes sense. Thanks for translating.

[Himu]

Andy is LGBT he can't help loving Nintendo! It's in our genes!

[Assimilate]

Yeah, that's what my face looks like dude. I'm gorgeous and own an equally beautiful cat, and you can't spell three letter words. What other very obvious revelations are you going to reveal here

Ah, you got me Mr. Beak.

You and your clever beakness, nothing gets past you does it? 

[thisismyusername]

Assimilate posted about me recently.
I was pretty bummed about it.
But I think him not wanting to fuck me was more him being tsundere.
So whatever.

I really wish I had the time to photoshop this.

[thisismyusername]

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I hold out hope for a lot of games that end up being shit.

Says a lot about you as a person, doesn't it?

(I'm teasing)

...I'm an optimist?

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

Not just games, but men too!

*cries*

Now now, you'll find your prince charming one day.

[Jansen]

[Himu]

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I hold out hope for a lot of games that end up being shit.

Says a lot about you as a person, doesn't it?

(I'm teasing)

...I'm an optimist?

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

Not just games, but men too!

*cries*

Still going through the break up blues I see. So sorry, it can be awful.

[thisismyusername]

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

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[Himu]

Men will break your heart. It is written. The very often written rule. But the thing about men is that...they're too hot to quit. Am I right, Meaty?

[seagrams hotsauce]

Stop posting pictures of snakes

[Himu]

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Haha, I saw that last year. It was a pretty good meme. I laughed then, I laughed now.

[Himu]

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

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Taylor's earrings are really cute here and I want something similar.

[thisismyusername]

Stop posting pictures of snakes

[Broseidon]

Andy is LGBT he can't help loving Nintendo! It's in our genes!

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Im LGBT and I've never owned a Nintendo console or played a Nintendo game

[Himu]

Andy is LGBT he can't help loving Nintendo! It's in our genes!

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Im LGBT and I've never owned a Nintendo console or played a Nintendo game

Speaking of throwing pearls before swine...

[thisismyusername]

Andy is LGBT he can't help loving Nintendo! It's in our genes!

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Im LGBT and I've never owned a Nintendo console or played a Nintendo game

The flamers are the ones that are super deep into Nintendo, I've found.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Stop posting pictures of snakes

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Cmon dude, calling Hillary a snake? I expect better of you.











Lizard people are reptiles, but they're not snakes.

[thisismyusername]

Maybe not a Lizard Person, but does dating an Alien work for you?



I'll stop now.

[Broseidon]

Andy is LGBT he can't help loving Nintendo! It's in our genes!

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Im LGBT and I've never owned a Nintendo console or played a Nintendo game

The flamers are the ones that are super deep into Nintendo, I've found.

So Im not the only one to notice that I see.

[Himu]

Andy is LGBT he can't help loving Nintendo! It's in our genes!

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Im LGBT and I've never owned a Nintendo console or played a Nintendo game

The flamers are the ones that are super deep into Nintendo, I've found.

You know it bb

[Maiden Voyage]

Maybe not a Lizard Person, but does dating an Alien work for you?

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I'll stop now.

FUcking I knew it. This is why I didn';t elect her@Q@!!!!!!!

[seagrams hotsauce]

Maybe not a Lizard Person, but does dating an Alien work for you?

(Image removed from quote.)

I'll stop now.

Oh shit, is Kanye West actually Hillary Clinton in disguise? It all comes full circle!
https://youtu.be/t5Sd5c4o9UM?t=225

[Himu]

I miss Kanye Poor guy.

[thisismyusername]

Cheebs used to post here, didn't he?

[seagrams hotsauce]

Why does a masters mean someone's opinions on Star Wars matter more?

[Maiden Voyage]

I miss Kanye Poor guy.

I miss the old Kanye, not the new Kanye.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Why does a masters mean someone's opinions on Star Wars matter more?

It's a play on an old PD post about his ex-bf Cheebs.

damnit 🤦

[etiolate]

Are you all done punching yourselves in the dick?

[Himu]

I miss Kanye Poor guy.

I miss the old Kanye, not the new Kanye.

Even if true, the guy has bipolar disorder and has turned into a vegetable from his meds. I really wonder if he's alright.

[thisismyusername]

Are you all done punching yourselves in the dick?

Not while you're here, bb. Hurt us more.

[Maiden Voyage]

Are you all done punching yourselves in the dick?

No. Ask me again in 50 years and the answer will be the same.

[seagrams hotsauce]

I miss Kanye Poor guy.

I miss the old Kanye, not the new Kanye.

Even if true, the guy has bipolar disorder and has turned into a vegetable from his meds. I really wonder if he's alright.

Ehh the rumors were he had his 'episode' on the TLOP tour as a result of stopping his meds. Dude has been on antidepressants for at least two albums, one of which is the best thing he's ever done, so I wouldn't chalk it up to that. Between the breakdown and having another kid it's not surprising that he's not as prominently visible these days, but he's been hibernating between albums since he gave Taylor Swift her career. There's a new solo album in the works and a rumored album with Kid Cudi (meh) on the way so we'll probably see him going nuts on twitter soon enough

[etiolate]

Are you all done punching yourselves in the dick?

No. Ask me again in 50 years and the answer will be the same.

sir, that is devotion 

[Himu]

Are you all done punching yourselves in the dick?

I can't stop doing that until it falls off!  :'(

[Maiden Voyage]

Are you all done punching yourselves in the dick?

No. Ask me again in 50 years and the answer will be the same.

sir, that is devotion 

Never gets old.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3521022/

Man, Bandage really went insane. Also, lol the totally progressive Washington Post...

[Tokyosandblaster]

Cheebs used to post here, didn't he?

He joined the dark side. He is a Ted Danson Knight these days. I could post this in the gaming topic but I'm pretty sure this thread gets the most exposure. Is Xenoblade 2 a gacha game for good blades? Can I get through it with the party's defaults?