The Other Forums Thread for 90's Kids ONLY

[Transhuman]

The gays are always developing new on-point slang words for different poop-related stuff. Can't they just be ashamed of our disgusting digestive system like god intended?

[TVC15]

Dookie bubble is on Bobby and Whitney. The blacks are the minority you should be blaming here, if any.

[thisismyusername]

My brain keeps oscillating between wanting to buy kingdom come deliverance and thinking it's the most boring nerd crap to ever exist.

It's only popular because the director was an Edgelord. 4chan is buying it in droves because of that shit alone.

I seriously don't get how it's on Steam's top-sellers list. I guess the Steam buyer numbers aren't as high as I thought they were.

[EightBitNate]

How do people talk about race and sexuality all day? I swear, the only time I think of these topics is when I'm on the internet.

[thisismyusername]

Since when are 19 year-olds men?

Since 18 is the age of majority.

[nudemacusers]

[Transhuman]

Since when are 19 year-olds men?

Since 18 is the age of majority.

I don't know man. It reminds me of how cops will refer to 15-16 year old black kids as "black men" because "black man shot" sounds better than "black teen shot" in a news headline.

[TwEE-N-Toast]

i forget, what was fernando rocker clipped for on gaf? i remember some weird alt account and an imaginary fiance (secretly him)?

I'm pretty sure Evilore heroically doxxed and banned him and a few other dudes when they messaged him the good word on GG. He posted their names and emails if I'm not mistaken.

[Rman]

Fernando Rocker got banned because he wanted to talk about GG, which GAF was not allowing at the time.  EL then posted their personal emails as proof that he was not going to entertain the 5 guys hearsay that started GG.

[clothedmacuser]

You think LionPride will show up here now that's he's banned?

[Momo]

The last day or so of this thread is pretty normal, i'm proud of you all

[shosta]

In the immortal words of Mr. Nobody
Come bring your little bitch ass in here nicca

[Rman]

Is ERA growing in active users? It's basically old GAF. Same old posters, avatars, nicknames, thread starters.  But I don't see it growing much, unless people are signing up and lurking and guess as long as you have the same posting crew, it shouldn't matter since revenue is tied to page views

[Dennis]

Is ERA growing in active users? It's basically old GAF. Same old posters, avatars, nicknames, thread starters.  But I don't see it growing much, unless people are signing up and lurking and guess as long as you have the same posting crew, it shouldn't matter since revenue is tied to page views

It is a gaming forum. It is all dinosaurs.

[nudemacusers]

[Transhuman]

That guys cheeks are so sunken that I bet they touch on the inside of his mouth.

[Tasty]

Since when are 19 year-olds men?

[Transhuman]

"Since when did Leia have the force"

-angry nerd, year unknown

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-a-mexican-ask-me-anything.22740/

Fernando Rocker!

 

[Transhuman]

When are demi/joe finally gonna put ads on the site so we can all start making some bank?

[samfish]

God, I remember when I worked at a gas station ages and ages ago. There was only 1 guy who smoked Kents, and he was this really old rich dude.
I felt bad for the brand, so I gave a bunch to the kids I went to high school with and got a bunch of them hooked on them. Gave away like a whole carton. Managed to hide it over the course of a month by swapping them on the inventory so it looked like Snickers were constantly being stolen instead.

[samfish]

edit: wait, hold on. Top of the page. This is the only way this summoning is gonna work.

You think LionPride will show up here now that's he's banned?

this worked the last time.

*ahem*

Hey LionPride, now that you're banned from REEEEtardERA, why don't you tell us how you really feel about the site? Come on back to us, little buddy.

[clothedmacuser]

lol, this was Lionpride's ban

https://www.resetera.com/posts/4469274/


"nicca"

[Mr. Nobody]

 

[Mr. Nobody]

Kingdom Come literally looks like the most boring video game ever made. What kind of fucking loser would want to play that?

Another one of those games where the "controversy" is more exciting than it's gameplay.

[Bore Expert]

lol, this was Lionpride's ban

https://www.resetera.com/posts/4469274/


"nicca"

The hill he chose to die on

[thisismyusername]

Hey LionPride, now that you're banned from REEEEtardERA, why don't you tell us how you really feel about the site? Come on back to us, little buddy.

Plz no.

[EightBitNate]

edit: wait, hold on. Top of the page. This is the only way this summoning is gonna work.

You think LionPride will show up here now that's he's banned?

this worked the last time.

*ahem*

Hey LionPride, now that you're banned from REEEEtardERA, why don't you tell us how you really feel about the site? Come on back to us, little buddy.

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING MOD ONLY TEXT COLORS

[FUME5]

Green represents my disdain.

[Tektonic]

lol, this was Lionpride's ban
https://www.resetera.com/posts/4469274/
"nicca"

Why wouldnt someone take time out of their day to post on an internet message board about the cruelty of using a food allergy as a weapon in a movie about animated fictional rabbits! Someone has to defend little whiny allergy-ridden neckbeard woke basement dwellers.

[thetylerrob]

"Low-effort drive-by posting"

Lionpride

[clothedmacuser]

User Warned: Low effort post + Trolling - Do not purposefully try to offend other members




https://www.resetera.com/posts/4471652/

[Transhuman]

User Warned: Low effort post + Trolling - Do not purposefully try to offend other members

Art is supposed to be provocative, dumbass.

[Raist]

Luckily I am not a native English speaker and therefore have no idea what a dookie bubble is.

I knew you didn't really  belong here.

What, you wanna build the wall here too?

[shosta]

To me institutional racism is what matters. The real white privilege is the mortgage interest deduction.

[Tektonic]

weaponizing a food allergy

 

[Momo]

This is what happens when you enshrine offense as a virtue.

[TVC15]

I saw Ricky Gervais live last month, and I guess he made a crack about a food allergy story on Twitter, and the wah-way brigade came after him and he proceeded to bait them into making ridiculous non-sequitors. Libs being anti-free speech really has to go away. There’s an embarrassing amount of Puritanism in the left at this point, and I’m not publicly aligning myself with the left/Democrats/lolbrels until things make sense again. If we can’t make fun of people with fucking peanut allergies, who can we make fun of?

The prominence of identity politics has made everyone seek to find a way they are a victim. This has created a truly pathetic world.

[Momo]

you're free to doxx, harass and otherwise make life unpleasant for anyone who doesn't vote democrat and or has a 1% difference in world views.

[Optimus]

The line between bear traps in bed-- clearly an example of Home Alone/Tom and Jerry-style cartoon violence-- and weaponizing a food allergy-- a real-life, possibly fatal, danger that actual children have used against each other-- is clear. People downplaying this issue henceforth will be subject to moderator action.

 lmfao

OMG it's real.

This might be the most distinguished mentally-challenged thing that I've read from that forum and the standard is already pretty fucking high. Maybe I'm forgetting something worse but it's definitely in the top three. We need to start making lists.

[Momo]

We need to start making lists.

I already have you on my list buddy 

[Optimus]

We need to start making lists.

I already have you on my list buddy 

As the cutest? 

[TVC15]

But I mean, for real, when Andre the Giant asked if anybody wanted a peanut in The Princess Bride, I had a serious triggered seizure. 

[etiolate]

The line between bear traps in bed-- clearly an example of Home Alone/Tom and Jerry-style cartoon violence-- and weaponizing a food allergy-- a real-life, possibly fatal, danger that actual children have used against each other-- is clear. People downplaying this issue henceforth will be subject to moderator action.

 lmfao

didn't somebody here have the same hot take?

[Optimus]

Poster is offended by mod's note:

Are you seriously trying to say that kids have never seen Tom and Jerry/Home alone style pranks in cartoons and movies and done them? That shit is very real and has very much killed kids/ adults in the past. I understand the point you are trying to make but using this of all things to make it?

These people keep outdoing each other

[Momo]

Takeshi Kitano has a couple of movies called Outrage and Beyond Outrage, fantastic films, I should watch them again.

[HaughtyFrank]

It must be a real power trip to just drop into any thread in and decide the discussion with some red text.

[Kurt Russell]

Holy shit. GAF planning a special guest appearance for sweeps season:

If you must talk about GG -- which you are allowed to here, mind you, with the same basic guidelines about civility and respect and all that as we have board-wide -- could you please take it to another thread? Soon, at least? Obviously this post will be part of the problem; I'm not going to demand this formally, but I'd appreciate it nonetheless since I'm so worn out by this crap and I became an unwitting target in the Social Studies Warrior vs gg wars.

---""---

I kept my hands off all those Anita Sark topics for the most part, because I think her videos aren't the greatest, and I've publicly locked I believe every thread about her attempting "feminist film criticism" because the film criticism is trash.

---""---

I invited Zoe to come post/talk on NeoGAF a day or two ago. Hope she does; understand if she doesn't.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/revisiting-when-the-left-turns-on-its-own-from-back-in-june-2017-and-healing-neogaf-off-topic-in-2018.1460712/page-13#post-253183338

If she does accept the invitation to go hang out on an alt-right videogames forum (which I'm betting she won't), this will probably go just about as well as expected...

[HaughtyFrank]

(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.resetera.com/posts/4472815/
User Warned: Low-effort drive-by post + Threadwhining - Please don’t come into a thread if you have nothing to contribute.

Please don’t come into a thread if you have nothing to contribute.

First 3 posts of the thread:

Whoa

Well damn

Well damn

[Uncle]

People not happy with that shit

I agree with your assessment of the situation (as far as this is a stupid scene because it's a little too real), but I think you're overstepping your bounds by telling people to not discuss it if they disagree with us.

While I agree related to the movie I really don't see why this would require mod action. Like I don't agree with this action at all.

There is no need for moderator intervention like this while responding to imaginary cartoon violence. Yes its a serious issue, but you cannot come into a thread from a position of power and say "Either follow this line of discussion or face consequences".


You might as well just close the thread if you are gonna take that stance. This site is better than that. That line of moderation is not in line what this site is supposed to be. We left the old site to leave this kind of thing behind. Or at least thats what I thought this place was supposed to be.


This seems like a severe overstep in my opinion. This is drifting into "agree with my level of tolerance or be punished" territory.

Are you for real? This doesn't feel like moderation. This is plain censoring.

So mod has to step it back and rewrite:

I'm sorry that the original modpost, which was arrived at by the team, read as unclear. To clarify, disagreeing with the positions made by Sony and the people raising concerns is not absolutely actionable. What is actionable is invalidating and dismissing these concerns by, for example, using language like "snowflakes."

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

Is ERA growing in active users? It's basically old GAF. Same old posters, avatars, nicknames, thread starters.  But I don't see it growing much, unless people are signing up and lurking and guess as long as you have the same posting crew, it shouldn't matter since revenue is tied to page views

There's almost zero outside traffic going into reset, there's no growth and there likely never will be. The only people linking to the site are doing so to laugh at it. Linking to the site on reddit will get you downvoted to oblivion in most subs

Even the people who dont hate it for the reeeing identity politics dont want to be associated with it when the next pedo/rapist is outed

[Raist]

Can't wait to see where they draw the line between disagreeing and dismissing

[Optimus]

disagreeing with the positions made by Sony and the people raising concerns is not absolutely actionable.

"not absolutely actionable"

Well, that's a relief.

[jorma]

The line between bear traps in bed-- clearly an example of Home Alone/Tom and Jerry-style cartoon violence-- and weaponizing a food allergy-- a real-life, possibly fatal, danger that actual children have used against each other-- is clear. People downplaying this issue henceforth will be subject to moderator action.

 lmfao

omg i don't know why i thought this was clever sarcasm. I should have realised that someone with a username that's essentially just a bunch of numbers wouldn't have the creative imagination to make shit like this up.

but then again... how is this real? How???

[Uncle]

disagreeing with the positions made by Sony and the people raising concerns is not absolutely actionable.

"not absolutely actionable"

Well, that's a relief.

Difference between "absolutely not actionable" and "not absolutely actionable."

So...so it's actionable.

[demi]

Found what Benji has been up to

https://www.facebook.com/netflixus/videos/10156729791898132/

[Joe Molotov]

traps in bed

[Kurt Russell]

People not happy with that shit

I agree with your assessment of the situation (as far as this is a stupid scene because it's a little too real), but I think you're overstepping your bounds by telling people to not discuss it if they disagree with us.

Welcome to ResetERA, where a talking rabbit standing on his hind legs winning a fight with a farmer by hurling multiple berries at him is considered a little too real.

[Cerveza mas fina]

bear trap

is that something Demi uses?

[Uncle]

People not happy with that shit

I agree with your assessment of the situation (as far as this is a stupid scene because it's a little too real), but I think you're overstepping your bounds by telling people to not discuss it if they disagree with us.

Welcome to ResetERA, where a talking rabbit standing on his hind legs winning a fight with a farmer by hurling multiple berries at him is considered a little too real.

Mods are known to fly off the handle at a moment's notice, when offering criticism it's very important to soften the blow by pretending to partially agree with them.