Author Topic: The Other Forums Thread for 90's Kids ONLY (Read 2728350 times)

sphagnum · « **Reply #19740 on:** March 05, 2018, 10:34:14 AM »

Children are awful

Transhuman · « **Reply #19741 on:** March 05, 2018, 10:36:41 AM »

timu if you get a robot body modelled after Mia Sara in 1988 and I get a robot body modelled after Angelina Jolie in 1996....

samfish · « **Reply #19742 on:** March 05, 2018, 10:41:40 AM »

Hillary actually DID have a second child but, like an praying mantis, she ate it. Bit his head clear off. She felt bad about it because her husband, Bill, told her this is not how humans act and had Chelsea a few years later.

Severally decades later she conspired with the DNC to steal the Democratic nomination from Bernie Sanders.

Uncle · « **Reply #19743 on:** March 05, 2018, 10:47:43 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 05, 2018, 09:43:31 AM

They ruined Jack's Kobe thread by bringing up these pesky rape allegations that a mod had to step in.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5203290/

Thank God for BronsonLee

What's that "S1?" Are they somehow tagging bans now?

"Oh yeah he got an S1 and an S2, that would make this third ban an X1 which means one month"

Transhuman · « **Reply #19744 on:** March 05, 2018, 10:52:34 AM »

Strike 1?
Probably

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19745 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:03:00 AM »

Resetera Season 1: Special Victim Blaming Unit

samfish · « **Reply #19746 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:10:07 AM »

Oh God we're still only on season 1 of this shit? Why do I even watch this horrible dramedy? They killed off almost all the good characters early on and now it's just as bunch of assholes I don't really care about left.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #19747 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:11:32 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 05, 2018, 11:03:00 AM

Resetera Season 1: Special Victim, Blaming Unit

Works with a comma also.

kingv · « **Reply #19748 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:17:45 AM »

Quote from: samfish on March 05, 2018, 10:41:40 AM

Hillary actually DID have a second child but, like an praying mantis, she ate it. Bit his head clear off. She felt bad about it because her husband, Bill, told her this is not how humans act and had Chelsea a few years later.

Severally decades later she conspired with the DNC to steal the Democratic nomination from Bernie Sanders.

Vince foster saw that shit. That’s why she had him killed.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19749 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:18:24 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 05, 2018, 11:03:00 AM

Resetera Season 1: Special Victim Blaming Unit

But who is the Mariska Hargitay of this?

REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK · « **Reply #19750 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:21:34 AM »

Quote from: Nabbis on March 05, 2018, 09:31:55 AM

Reeetards should just drop with the pretense and usher in their revolutionary racial subjugation fantasy.

I get it, white people bla bla bla. Just get on with it instead of moaning all the time, it's getting old and boring.

They'll start the revolution right around the time they ban guns and weebs have gundams

zomgee · « **Reply #19751 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:28:53 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on March 05, 2018, 10:52:34 AM

Strike 1?
Probably

SEX1

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 05, 2018, 11:03:00 AM

Resetera Season 1: Special Victim Blaming Unit

samfish · « **Reply #19752 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:43:34 AM »

Quote from: kingv on March 05, 2018, 11:17:45 AM

Quote from: samfish on March 05, 2018, 10:41:40 AM
Hillary actually DID have a second child but, like an praying mantis, she ate it. Bit his head clear off. She felt bad about it because her husband, Bill, told her this is not how humans act and had Chelsea a few years later.

Severally decades later she conspired with the DNC to steal the Democratic nomination from Bernie Sanders.

Vince foster saw that shit. That’s why she had him killed.

Exactly. Seth Rogan found out about it years later and was about to blow her cover by telling the Russians, but she had him murdered too.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #19753 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:52:46 AM »

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This is great and all but I can't take Bullock serious on race issues after she starred in The Blind Side.

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https://www.resetera.com/posts/5207476/

Lol. Of course the poster has a Sony avatar.

blaze · « **Reply #19754 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:58:06 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 05, 2018, 11:52:46 AM

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This is great and all but I can't take Bullock serious on race issues after she starred in The Blind Side.

(Image removed from quote.)
(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5207476/

Lol. Of course the poster has a Sony avatar.

came to post that. that shit is hilarious. how do these people live in this world?

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #19755 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:03:16 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 05, 2018, 11:52:46 AM

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This is great and all but I can't take Bullock serious on race issues after she starred in The Blind Side.

(Image removed from quote.)
(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5207476/

Lol. Of course the poster has a Sony avatar.

I like how RE gets mad at the white savior trope even when it's based on a true story.

Transhuman · « **Reply #19756 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:03:39 PM »

Quote from: samfish on March 05, 2018, 11:43:34 AM

Exactly. Seth Rogan found out about it years later and was about to blow her cover by telling the Russians, but she had him murdered too.

Momo · « **Reply #19757 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:05:14 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #19758 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:09:03 PM »

I think that shit HHH said about Booker having nappy hair was legit him being a fuckwad, all the Jack Swagger (or muhammad 'canadian' hassan) borderline border racist is obviously a work.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19759 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 05, 2018, 11:52:46 AM

Quote
This is great and all but I can't take Bullock serious on race issues after she starred in The Blind Side.

(Image removed from quote.)
(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5207476/

Lol. Of course the poster has a Sony avatar.

Wow a zattmurdock thread where he isn’t the spergiest weirdo there. Impressive.

benjipwns · « **Reply #19760 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:28:01 PM »

Quote from: kingv on March 05, 2018, 11:17:45 AM

Quote from: samfish on March 05, 2018, 10:41:40 AM
Hillary actually DID have a second child but, like an praying mantis, she ate it. Bit his head clear off. She felt bad about it because her husband, Bill, told her this is not how humans act and had Chelsea a few years later.

Severally decades later she conspired with the DNC to steal the Democratic nomination from Bernie Sanders.

Vince foster saw that shit. That’s why she had him killed.

Jeez, this uninformed nonsense will just not go away.

She had Vince Foster killed because they were having an affair. And what do female preying mantis' do to their mates?

I rest my case.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #19761 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:30:54 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5209212/

Getting heated about ranking Mario characters

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19762 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:35:24 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5208722/

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #19763 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:36:22 PM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on March 05, 2018, 06:35:19 AM

Well look, while I’m in favor of a zero-birth world, I do realize I’m obviously considerably outnumbered there. I’d just ask that people limit their baby photo posts to like 3x a week, maybe 4. Not 4x a day.

But what if they're baby pictures of Hillary Clinton?

etiolate · « **Reply #19764 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:38:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2018, 12:35:24 PM

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5208722/

Operation Skyhooker

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #19765 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:38:44 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 05, 2018, 12:30:54 PM

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5209212/

Getting heated about ranking Mario characters

I get heated playing MK8 when I put Daisy on a bike and she shows of her ass when you perform a jump.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #19766 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:45:10 PM »

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on March 05, 2018, 12:38:44 PM

I get heated playing MK8 when I put Daisy on a bike and she shows of her ass when you perform a jump.

Tasty · « **Reply #19767 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:00:38 PM »

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on March 05, 2018, 12:38:44 PM

Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 05, 2018, 12:30:54 PM
https://www.resetera.com/posts/5209212/

Getting heated about ranking Mario characters

I get heated playing MK8 when I put Daisy on a bike and she shows of her ass when you perform a jump.

Daisy is a classic example of a chick who is way better when she keeps her mouth shut.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

HI IM DAISY

[close]

Momo · « **Reply #19768 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:04:50 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 05, 2018, 01:00:38 PM

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on March 05, 2018, 12:38:44 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 05, 2018, 12:30:54 PM
https://www.resetera.com/posts/5209212/

Getting heated about ranking Mario characters

I get heated playing MK8 when I put Daisy on a bike and she shows of her ass when you perform a jump.

Daisy is a classic example of a chick who is way better when she keeps her mouth shut.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
HI IM DAISY
[close]

paprikastaude · « **Reply #19769 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:05:24 PM »

Quote from: blaze on March 05, 2018, 11:58:06 AM

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 05, 2018, 11:52:46 AM
Quote
This is great and all but I can't take Bullock serious on race issues after she starred in The Blind Side.

(Image removed from quote.)
(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5207476/

Lol. Of course the poster has a Sony avatar.
came to post that. that shit is hilarious. how do these people live in this world?

They are really lucky that they haven't ever said anything or supported anything questionable or retrospectively stupid in their lifes, so they can really have the high horse here.
Oh wait, no. I meant they are really lucky, because normal people aren't petty enough to feverishly purity-test their own lifes to forever judge their pathetic existences.

Nintex · « **Reply #19770 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:10:40 PM »

I've clicked through the last 3 pages. It's basically all the same garbage now. Is this REEEE's final form?

Momo · « **Reply #19771 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:11:49 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 05, 2018, 01:10:40 PM

I've clicked through the last 3 pages. It's basically all the same garbage now. Is this REEEE's final form?

It's over. You guys need to let go and enjoy the meta commentary and revel in our mutual dislike of each other's opinions

thetylerrob · « **Reply #19772 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:14:12 PM »

Birdo has the ultimate dick sucking lips so I don’t know how Nintendo gets away with their blatant sexualization and stereotyping of trans women.

Optimus · « **Reply #19773 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:24:20 PM »

Quote from: samfish on March 05, 2018, 10:41:40 AM

Hillary actually DID have a second child but, like an praying mantis, she ate it. Bit his head clear off. She felt bad about it because her husband, Bill, told her this is not how humans act and had Chelsea a few years later.

Severally decades later she conspired with the DNC to steal the Democratic nomination from Bernie Sanders.

Implausible story, Hillary never learned how humans act.

Uncle · « **Reply #19774 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:24:40 PM »

Quote from: thetylerrob on March 05, 2018, 01:14:12 PM

Birdo has the ultimate dick sucking lips so I don’t know how Nintendo gets away with their blatant sexualization and stereotyping of trans women.

What kind of lips are they though? Eggs come out of there.

tummyfat · « **Reply #19775 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:41:32 PM »

Kobe Bryant thread is going to be temp locked within an hour

Uncle · « **Reply #19776 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:16:40 PM »

Quote from: Stro on March 05, 2018, 01:41:03 PM

You know, that
Quote from: Uncle on March 05, 2018, 01:24:40 PM
Quote from: thetylerrob on March 05, 2018, 01:14:12 PM
Birdo has the ultimate dick sucking lips so I don’t know how Nintendo gets away with their blatant sexualization and stereotyping of trans women.

What kind of lips are they though? Eggs come out of there.

This brings up an interesting point. If Birdo delivers eggs from her mouth, that would imply her mouth is a cloaca, which means she also shits from her mouth.

Rufus · « **Reply #19777 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on March 05, 2018, 02:16:40 PM

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting

tummyfat · « **Reply #19778 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:36:35 PM »

Quote from: tummyfat on March 05, 2018, 01:41:32 PM

Kobe Bryant thread is going to be temp locked within an hour

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5212683/

Uncle · « **Reply #19779 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:41:01 PM »

Quote from: tummyfat on March 05, 2018, 02:36:35 PM

Quote from: tummyfat on March 05, 2018, 01:41:32 PM
Kobe Bryant thread is going to be temp locked within an hour
https://www.resetera.com/posts/5212683/

Jansen · « **Reply #19780 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:42:38 PM »

WTH is that shit vomiting gif from Jesus Christ lol

blaze · « **Reply #19781 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:43:05 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 05, 2018, 02:29:09 PM

Quote from: Uncle on March 05, 2018, 02:16:40 PM
(Image removed from quote.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting

I was fairly comfortable living in ignorance and get here you are, ruining my innocence.

Jansen · « **Reply #19782 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:45:05 PM »

Temp locking in under 200 posts. The mods there have to know the system is a failure, right?

Uncle · « **Reply #19783 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:48:14 PM »

I'm wondering if some former gaf mod gave them the advice in a ground rules for moderation document, like "temp locking a thread to help users cool off is an invaluable tool in blah blah blah"

Jansen · « **Reply #19784 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:51:38 PM »

They need to start banning the fragile fucktards that abuse the report function.

marrec · « **Reply #19785 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:59:49 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on March 05, 2018, 02:51:38 PM

They need to start banning the fragile fucktards that abuse the report function.

Or put it on some kinda 24 hour cool down. Like, you can only report one post a day so don't waste it on someone pooping on Kobe Bryant

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19786 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:02:17 PM »

Or you just ignore all the reported posts like I do.

kingv · « **Reply #19787 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:03:05 PM »

Quote from: Momo on March 05, 2018, 01:04:50 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 05, 2018, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on March 05, 2018, 12:38:44 PM
Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 05, 2018, 12:30:54 PM
https://www.resetera.com/posts/5209212/

Getting heated about ranking Mario characters

I get heated playing MK8 when I put Daisy on a bike and she shows of her ass when you perform a jump.

Daisy is a classic example of a chick who is way better when she keeps her mouth shut.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
HI IM DAISY
[close]

She needs to learn to match her foundation to her toilet colored skin.

kingv · « **Reply #19788 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:06:31 PM »

Quote from: marrec on March 05, 2018, 02:59:49 PM

Quote from: Jansen on March 05, 2018, 02:51:38 PM
They need to start banning the fragile fucktards that abuse the report function.

Or put it on some kinda 24 hour cool down. Like, you can only report one post a day so don't waste it on someone pooping on Kobe Bryant

I feel like there must be some dudes who are reporting like every 10th post for there to be enough volume to “lock a thread because it has so many reports”. They should give every one like 1/week

Uncle · « **Reply #19789 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:08:03 PM »

For the mods like Nicole doing the job gleefully they probably appreciate the snitches. PMing them like "you single-handedly do so much good for this forum, keep it up and I will always ban on your behalf"

paprikastaude · « **Reply #19790 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:12:25 PM »

Quote from: marrec on March 05, 2018, 02:59:49 PM

Quote from: Jansen on March 05, 2018, 02:51:38 PM
They need to start banning the fragile fucktards that abuse the report function.

Or put it on some kinda 24 hour cool down. Like, you can only report one post a day so don't waste it on someone pooping on Kobe Bryant

At this point that would drive some of the hardcore tin foilers into suicide watch. You can't rob them of their imaginary battle against neonazis and all other sorts of evil transported through videogame opinions.

Tasty · « **Reply #19791 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:15:46 PM »

Quote from: Stro on March 05, 2018, 03:03:38 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 05, 2018, 03:02:17 PM
Or you just ignore all the reported posts like I do.

Reported

Same.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #19792 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:19:39 PM »

Lol at PhoenixDark's ban in the Kobe thread.

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User Banned (1 Week): Misogyny. Using race to dismiss victims of sexual assault.
The evidence presented made it a pretty clear cut case. I believe women...but I also recognize white women have a long history of lying about rape in relation to having sex with black men. Which was the case here, based on the evidence.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5209909/

Can a mod also ban this misogynist?
https://www.resetera.com/posts/5215797/

Uncle · « **Reply #19793 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:29:17 PM »

Quote from: Stro on March 05, 2018, 03:20:51 PM

I'm really confused as to when it's okay to shit on white people and when it's not

Always ok. They are the color of toilet seats after all

nachobro · « **Reply #19794 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:31:27 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 05, 2018, 03:02:17 PM

Or you just ignore all the reported posts like I do.

Reported

fuck that joke was already done

brb reporting Stro

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #19795 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:31:58 PM »

Can't blame the victim if they're not really a victim

Raist · « **Reply #19796 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:33:28 PM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on March 05, 2018, 06:35:19 AM

Well look, while I’m in favor of a zero-birth world, I do realize I’m obviously considerably outnumbered there. I’d just ask that people limit their baby photo posts to like 3x a week, maybe 4. Not 4x a day.

Well we might as well all commit sudoku right now and stop polluting the planet then innit.

It's been real brehs.

Raist · « **Reply #19797 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:41:19 PM »

Quote from: Momo on March 05, 2018, 01:04:50 PM

nachobro · « **Reply #19798 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:43:41 PM »

Good news everyone! Lore has banned discussion on the problematic game The Last Night! Not because of gamergate or MRA or whatever nonsense PC bullshit you might have thought...but because the dude made fun of him on the internet.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/the-last-night-gifs-screens-discussion-large-gif-warning.1455747/page-4#post-253203213

team filler · « **Reply #19799 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:44:56 PM »

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Author Topic: The Other Forums Thread for 90's Kids ONLY (Read 2728350 times)