The toilet seat thing is bizzare given the fecal comparison it immediately provokes. Cracker is toothless for similar reasons. Coloniser doesn’t work in the real world given the time elapsed. Honky is corny, and devil is too. Ice cream / mayo? Bleh. Yakub’s guinea pigs was a new one to me, but means nothing. Some Asian kids I used to hang around with called me something like gundah gorah or something that translated as terribly offensive, but it’s difficult to give a shit when a translation is necessary.
Maybe I’ll make a contribution to social justice by coming up with a scathing and hurtful slur for us whities.