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Where is Benji
« on: November 04, 2017, 09:00:15 AM »
sorry some people cant keep up with post gaf bore

just saw snippets that benji is gone

waddup?

BlueTsunami

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2017, 09:02:45 AM »
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ThePhantomBlot

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2017, 09:12:46 AM »
If you close your eyes, you can sense his presence on the gaming subforum.

Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I can still hear his name. Lowenstein, Lowenstein... :rejoice
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benjipwns

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2017, 09:32:00 AM »
That's a gold hat, cool cat.

Valkyrie

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2017, 09:54:25 AM »
He's not gone. Just posting in different threads.

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2017, 09:55:03 AM »
you guys are so dumb i swear, this is like meta-trolling
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2017, 09:56:15 AM »
Benji is in a better place.

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2017, 10:09:09 AM »
you guys are so dumb i swear, this is like meta-trolling

omg heís alive. I can hear him reaching across time and space. He needs our help.

Earth!

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2017, 10:20:08 AM »
He's gone. Because he's the poster The Bore deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dank libertarian.
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samfish

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2017, 10:29:42 AM »
God damnit PD, youíre supposed to say ďwindĒ. Delete your post and try again.

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2017, 10:37:29 AM »
Don't kill the messenger on this one but word on the street is the Bore mods murdered him and dumped his body in the ocean somewhere off the coast of Atlantic City. Who called in the hit? Your guess is a good as mine but I'm just saying he probably got too close to the truth and people with power and influence were getting nervous, ya feel me? Bless up and watch your backs out there friends.

RIP in peace. 

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2017, 10:45:56 AM »
omg heís alive. I can hear him reaching across time and space. He needs our help.

Earth!
remember what Bruce came back with and what they had to do, are you guys prepared yet?!? kinda waiting at the entropy point here

tried to leave a bunch of clues, should have known better and left something more blatant

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2017, 10:57:16 AM »
Benji is in a better place.

i.e. not here
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2017, 11:36:24 AM »
That's a gold hat, cool cat.

Lowenstein..

BlueTsunami

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2017, 11:50:01 AM »
Hes in my bud-hole
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2017, 11:58:17 AM »
I mean. It's not that complicated to look for his posts. Which include a whole bunch last night/today.

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2017, 12:42:48 PM »
I mean. It's not that complicated to look for his posts. Which include a whole bunch last night/today.

Prince albums are still coming out too, doesn't mean he's not dead.
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2017, 12:53:29 PM »
Don't kill the messenger on this one but word on the street is the Bore mods murdered him and dumped his body in the ocean somewhere off the coast of Atlantic City. Who called in the hit? Your guess is a good as mine but I'm just saying he probably got too close to the truth and people with power and influence were getting nervous, ya feel me? Bless up and watch your backs out there friends.

RIP in peace. 
i canít believe we let this happen. Steve Youngblood finally won.

He canít keep getting away with this :stahp

agrajag

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2017, 12:57:19 PM »
literally shaking rn, stay safe bore

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2017, 01:10:18 PM »
benji was the only bore poster that understood me  :'(

Cerveza mas fina

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2017, 02:36:48 PM »
But no one could understand him :fbm

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2017, 02:39:58 PM »
Rumor has it there was a heated game of Parcheesi right before his "disappearance"

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2017, 02:40:31 PM »

:fbm
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2017, 02:42:17 PM »
benji, your face is missing. wtf? what did ted do to you?
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2017, 02:56:08 PM »
I honestly can't remember Benji's avatar.  It's been lost like tears in the rain.

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2017, 04:05:22 PM »
first they ban him, now he's dead... smh
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Nabbis

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2017, 04:34:36 PM »
first they ban him, now he's dead... smh

Im sure he will be back on the third day of Easter.

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2017, 04:36:10 PM »
If Benji isnít back posting in the other forum sticky within 24 hours delete my account

Note:  this is a threat
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2017, 04:39:24 PM »
Everybody is asking why the Admins (and Mods) isn't looking into all of the dishonesty going on with Crooked Cindi & the ERA..

#lockherup
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Nabbis

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2017, 04:42:02 PM »
Everybody is asking why the Admins (and Mods) isn't looking into all of the dishonesty going on with Crooked Cindi & the ERA..


CHOW CHOW

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2017, 04:58:10 PM »
Everybody is asking why the Admins (and Mods) isn't looking into all of the dishonesty going on with Crooked Cindi & the ERA..

Bottom line, Rumblerís reign of terror ends today
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Great Rumbler

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2017, 05:43:40 PM »
Look, benji's a showboat, he's a grandstander, The Bore's other forum thread has been in turmoil. You know that. I know that. Everybody knows that. You take a look at the other forum thread a week ago, it was in virtual turmoil. Less than a week ago, and it hasn’t recovered from that. I just want somebody that's competent. I am a big fan of the other forum thread, I love the other forum thread. But I want somebody who's going to do a great job. And I will tell you we're looking at candidates right now who could be spectacular. And that's what I want for the other forum thread.
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2017, 05:53:00 PM »
Now that the comment sections have come directly to the political thread, benji realized he was no longer needed and flew away like Mary Poppins.

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2017, 05:54:09 PM »
I read the title as "whore is benji"

etiolate

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2017, 06:42:10 PM »
I had a post about benji the dog being a slut because he was voiced by Chevy Chase, but then I couldn't find Chase in the Benji credits.

Then I realized I was thinking of Oh Heavenly Dog which uses the benji dog for the reincarnated version of Chevy Chase.

TL;DR: the 80s

TVC15

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2017, 06:47:19 PM »
I had a post about benji the dog being a slut because he was voiced by Chevy Chase, but then I couldn't find Chase in the Benji credits.

Then I realized I was thinking of Oh Heavenly Dog which uses the benji dog for the reincarnated version of Chevy Chase.

TL;DR: the 80s


Wiki lists Oh Heavenly Dog as part of the Benji franchise.
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2017, 06:48:53 PM »
But like what actually happened
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2017, 06:51:02 PM »
But like what actually happened

Well, they decided to reboot the franchise. Curiously, Jason Blum is producing so I donít know what to expect.
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2017, 06:55:34 PM »
Here's Benji ducking demi in a moment of internal conflict




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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #39 on: November 04, 2017, 07:01:04 PM »
Do you think that dude ever banged Benji? Or at least did the peanut butter trick. He looks pretty dicey.

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On Siskel & Ebert & The Movies, Movie critic Roger Ebert gave "Thumbs Up" rating for [Benji the Hunted]. Gene Siskel gave the film a "Thumbs Down," accusing Ebert for liking the film more than Stanley Kubrickís Full Metal Jacket, which was released the same year.
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2017, 07:08:14 PM »
I think thats part of the emotional distress you could read in that scene. Just yards away he could be safe and warm but he knows that shelter comes at a price. No man and beast should lay together. Benji knows this.
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2017, 02:01:50 AM »
If Benji isnít back posting in the other forum sticky within 24 hours delete my account

Note:  this is a threat

Benjipwns, please refrain from posting for 48 hours just to be safe.

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2017, 03:54:03 AM »
Here's Benji ducking demi in a moment of internal conflict



This guy flying around in a helicopter trying to find Benji? Wtf

MMaRsu

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2017, 04:41:10 AM »
I like how the fellow admins here are sockpuppeting benji's corpse of an account so as not to cause a loss of clicks/ADrevenue and everyone here just buys it like the mindless sheep they are.



Weekend at Benji's

benjipwns

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2017, 02:58:10 AM »
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2017, 03:14:57 AM »
is that from Kara's novel

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2017, 04:17:32 AM »
benji denutted  :fbm
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Great Rumbler

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2017, 01:05:01 PM »
We are all benji now.
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #48 on: November 07, 2017, 01:33:45 AM »
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #49 on: November 11, 2017, 02:00:17 PM »
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #50 on: November 11, 2017, 03:31:49 PM »
Hi

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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #52 on: January 12, 2021, 04:08:58 PM »
Prison
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #53 on: January 12, 2021, 04:46:36 PM »
Prison

Not true. He was captured by the FBI and taken to Guantanamo, where he was tried before a military tribunal and then executed for his crimes.
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Re: Where is Benji
« Reply #54 on: January 13, 2021, 07:34:43 PM »
Prison

Not true. He was captured by the FBI and taken to QAnontamo, where he was tried before a military tribunal and then executed for his crimes.

FTFY