Who wants to get fucked up and watch Eyes Wide Shut?

[BlueTsunami]

And why are all the hot orgies relegated to colleges? In your 30s its just your local middle aged female 7-11 clerk being smacked around by the half chubs of your Meineke mechanics until one grunts and dry cums all over his fat swollen fist 

[Phoenix Dark]

dollar store girls>>>7 11 clerks

[etiolate]

Aren't the dollar store "girls" like over 50?

[TVC15]

[BlueTsunami]

Fuckin yusss. Although the Honey Farms clerk down the street has that mousey look that gets me everytime. But she has Megan Fox thumbs. Fuck.

[nudemacusers]

If orgies were routinely full of hot people there would be more of them.

[BlueTsunami]

Hahahahahaha

That should be the Orgy 101 vid

If orgies were routinely full of hot people there would be more of them.

Very true. Ultimately its just a bunch of lonely people looking for a warm hole which serves its purpose I guess.

[toku]

what is dry cums?

[BlueTsunami]

what is dry cums?

Its when you orgasm, as a dude, but you obviously came within the last 12 hours to shitty porn so all that comes out is a puff of smoke.

[nudemacusers]

^^ lol mr perma virgin has never busted a smoke load 😂

[Rufus]

12 hours is a pretty long reload time, to be fair.

[BlueTsunami]

That is true, or I need more zinc

[BlueTsunami]

Been watching it again with a keener sense. Man, that initial argument scene. Warm room color temp, ice cold bathroom, Kidman standing on the edge of both rooms while Cruise tries to reason his way out of the argument which leads to the most emasculating exchange of all time. God bless women.

[toku]

You're convincing me to rewatch this. Is there any other movie you want to get fucked up and rewatch? I've been meaning to see After Hours again.

love this movie, can't think of another film that so captures the experience of just being completely out of your depth during a night out

[BlueTsunami]

I love how the final scene, the final word even sort of encapsulated what Pizzaloto tried to so with some scenes of season 2 of True Detective that running vein of sex, infidelityz and violence. But Kubrick could actually bottle the essence, where Pizza man was a hack fraud that season. Weird connection on my part but the exchange between Kidman and Cruise brought that season to mind.

[chronovore]

You're convincing me to rewatch this. Is there any other movie you want to get fucked up and rewatch? I've been meaning to see After Hours again.

love this movie, can't think of another film that so captures the experience of just being completely out of your depth during a night out

[Joe Molotov]

Who wants to get fucked and watch Eyes Wide Shut?