I'm about to blow your mind aka Disposable White Guy turns down what PD wants

[The Fake Shemp]

I just spent the entire night talking to a female who was telling me that she would throw herself at Disposable White Guy given the chance.  Yet, he has turned her down at every corner!  She even flirted with our other friend, who does dig her in the biblical sense, but won't give him the goods she's saving for Disposable White Guy.  It's like some kind of distinguished mentally-challenged Wes Anderson love triangle.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

What happened to Disposable White Guy?

[The Fake Shemp]

He was supposed to come over, hence the reason why said female lady was at my residence talking about doing the nasty with Disposable White Guy, but he got tied up in family matters and eventually just decided to stay home.  He's probably asleep.

Our other friend apparently made a pretty strong pass at her last night too.

Life is like a bad Lifetime movie, I swear!

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

No, I mean, why doesn't he still post?

[The Fake Shemp]

He's busy.  He was never very active to begin with, but he lurks from time to time.  Plus, I think this coincides with the fact that he purchased a mega brand new PC a few weeks ago (GeForce 8800 rig).  My guess is that he's sinking ungodly hours into Oblivion and Burning Crusade.