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https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2017/11/22/self-taught-rocket-scientist-plans-launch-over-california-ghost-town/888059001/
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Hughes is a 61-year-old limo driver who’s spent the last few years building a steam-powered rocket out of salvage parts in his garage. His project has cost him $20,000, which includes Rust-Oleum paint to fancy it up and a motor home he bought on Craigslist that he converted into a ramp.

His first test of the rocket will also be the launch date — Saturday , when he straps into his homemade contraption and attempts to hurtle over the ghost town of Amboy, California. He will travel about a mile at a speed of roughly 500 mph.

“I don’t believe in science,” said Hughes, whose main sponsor for the rocket is Research Flat Earth. “I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula. There’s no difference between science and science fiction.”

This will actually be the second time he’s constructed and launched a rocket. He jumped on a private property in Winkelman, Arizona, on Jan. 30, 2014 , and traveled 1,374 feet. He collapsed after that landing — the G-forces taking a toll — and needed three days to recover.

“A guy who builds his own rocket in his garage, about to jump a mile is pretty cool,” Hughes said. “It’s the most interesting human-interest story in the world.”

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samfish

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Re: All you hoity toity science types will get your come uppance this Saturday
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2017, 03:55:57 PM »
Sunday’s newspaper headline:

Man Defies Science, Proves Earth is Flat

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Actual headline: distinguished mentally-challenged fellow Dies In Homemade Rickety Rocket Wreck
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Joe Molotov

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Re: All you hoity toity science types will get your come uppance this Saturday
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2017, 03:57:12 PM »
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Re: All you hoity toity science types will get your come uppance this Saturday
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2017, 04:00:46 PM »
I just hope this fool doesn't die.

Momo

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Re: All you hoity toity science types will get your come uppance this Saturday
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2017, 04:01:26 PM »

Nabbis

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Re: All you hoity toity science types will get your come uppance this Saturday
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2017, 05:17:56 PM »
The paradox of being stupid yet managing to build a rocket is basically why humanity sucks.

ToxicAdam

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Re: All you hoity toity science types will get your come uppance this Saturday
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2017, 05:25:21 PM »
Seems like a good solution to our aging baby boomer population.


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Re: All you hoity toity science types will get your come uppance this Saturday
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2017, 09:00:52 PM »
It would be hilarious if the world turned out to be flat. I honestly think my reaction would just by, "2017, congratulations, I was wrong: you can still surprise me."

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Re: All you hoity toity science types will get your come uppance this Saturday
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2017, 09:28:34 PM »
How do we know the Earth doesn't identify as flat. :doge