Author Topic: Raffle tickets for cloudwalking's heart begins now! (Read 2881 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** January 28, 2007, 03:56:29 AM »

I will accept PayPal donations for a chance to win her ~~heart~~ phone number! Single men need only apply. Must be not hideous and capable of travel. Sorry, no CODs.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2007, 03:57:16 AM »

Nick · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2007, 03:57:19 AM »

I have been questioning my sexuality lately...

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2007, 03:57:32 AM »

Put me down for 2.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2007, 03:57:59 AM »

Runners-Up get to be told by the Internet that they are ALONE.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2007, 03:59:41 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 28, 2007, 03:57:59 AM

Runners-Up get to be told by the Internet that they are ALONE.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2007, 03:59:48 AM »

How strict is the definition of hideous $:-\$

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:01:10 AM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on January 28, 2007, 03:59:48 AM

How strict is the definition of hideous $:-\$

I have never seen a picture of you, but im sure you are beautiful. So cheer up mate!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:01:12 AM »

If you have to think about whether or not you're hideous, you shouldn't apply. For a fair estimate, look at FlameOfCallandor.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:01:33 AM »

God, I'm so alone.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #10 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:02:18 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 28, 2007, 04:01:12 AM

If you have to think about whether or not you're hideous, you shouldn't apply. For a fair estimate, look at FlameOfCallandor.

I am a sexy beast!!

RAAWWWR

Boogie · « **Reply #11 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:03:42 AM »

I'M IN--

Quote from: Willco on January 28, 2007, 03:56:29 AM

Single men need only apply.

err, hmmmm...

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 28, 2007, 03:57:59 AM

Runners-Up get to be told by the Internet that they are ALONE.

Vizzys · « **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:04:00 AM »

lol jews

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:04:39 AM »

Here is the application, please fill out below:

FIRST NAME:
LAST NAME:
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:
FAVORITE HOBBIES:
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE:
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION:
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy):
STDs:
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE:
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: Y/N
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Y/N
DO YOU OWN A CAR: Y/N

Get back to us.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:05:03 AM »

Well I don't think I'm hideous, but I suppose it's open to interpretation

Vizzys · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:06:06 AM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on January 28, 2007, 04:05:03 AM

Well I don't think I'm hideous, but I suppose it's open to interpretation

get back in the waychel line dude

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:06:58 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 28, 2007, 04:04:39 AM

Here is the application, please fill out below:

FIRST NAME:
LAST NAME:
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:
FAVORITE HOBBIES:
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE:
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION:
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy):
STDs:
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE:
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: Y/N
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Y/N
DO YOU OWN A CAR: Y/N

Get back to us.

WAIT WHAT

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:07:56 AM »

FIRST NAME: Galen
LAST NAME: C-J
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: Texas
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Ultimate frisbee, bicycle and Wii
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE: I would take her to dinner and a movie
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE: Snort coke off of her tits.
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Reverse Cowgirl
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy): average white guy
STDs: none
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE: Wii
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: As long as it is not my mouth
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Yes
DO YOU OWN A CAR: Yes

Get back to us.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:07:56 AM »

I hope that e-mail isn't real.

Christopher · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:08:22 AM »

I'm not interested in this contest at the current time but I sent an email to Cajole for verification

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:08:33 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 28, 2007, 04:07:56 AM

I hope that e-mail isn't real.

It's too close for comfort.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:09:34 AM »

how bout juicecajole@gmail.com or crazyassbeardman@gmail.com or fuckyoniggacouch@gmail.com?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:09:53 AM »

Juice, the water was cold.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:10:03 AM »

I already have her number

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:10:28 AM »

867-5309

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:10:30 AM »

Haha, what if that e-mail belong to some poor innocent bystander.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:11:20 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2007, 04:10:03 AM

I already have her number

I have her REAL number. You can no longer contact her with the one you have.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:11:29 AM »

PayPal? I would like to buy a ticket.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:11:54 AM »

You're disqualified, sir.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #29 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:11:58 AM »

Quote from: Viz on January 28, 2007, 04:06:06 AM

get back in the waychel line dude

I never got out of line :p

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:12:43 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 28, 2007, 04:11:20 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2007, 04:10:03 AM
I already have her number

I have her REAL number. You can no longer contact her with the one you have.

What's her area code then?

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:13:12 AM »

Why am I disqualified?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:13:44 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 28, 2007, 04:13:12 AM

Why am I disqualified?

Because I make the rules and I want a fair contest with no funny business!

Vizzys · « **Reply #33 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:17:17 AM »

FIRST NAME:

LAST NAME: ;D
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: USA
FAVORITE HOBBIES: INTERNET TROLLING
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE: GET HER DRUNK
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE: SURPRISE SEX
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Doggy_Sex_Position.png
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy): BIGGER THEN CAJOLEJUICES I BET
STDs: NONE
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE: SONY
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: YES
DO YOU WANT KIDS: ONE
DO YOU OWN A CAR: MOPED

drozmight · « **Reply #34 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:31:09 AM »

I WILL WIN!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:35:25 AM »

Quote from: drozmight on January 28, 2007, 04:31:09 AM

I WILL WIN!

IF YOU DONT! YOU ARE ALONE!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** January 28, 2007, 04:36:11 AM »

I HAVE DEMI'S NUMBER TOO LOLZ

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** January 28, 2007, 05:44:07 AM »

FIRST NAME: Thomas
LAST NAME: Falbo
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: US
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Gaming, Web Design
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE: Stroll the scenic area, stop at the local diner, go home and play some games and have a marathon of Nick Frost
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE: Let her decide
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: n/a
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy): Average, I'd guess, suppose I should go measure
STDs: None
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE: DS
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: N
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Y
DO YOU OWN A CAR: N

cloudwalking · « **Reply #38 on:** January 28, 2007, 05:46:21 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 28, 2007, 05:44:07 AM

FIRST NAME: Thomas
LAST NAME: Falbo
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: US
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Gaming, Web Design
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE: Stroll the scenic area, stop at the local diner, go home and play some games and have a marathon of Nick Frost
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE: Let her decide
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: n/a
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy): Average, I'd guess, suppose I should go measure
STDs: None
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE: DS
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: N
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Y
DO YOU OWN A CAR: N

holy shit winner, that sounds like my dream date

CONTEST OVER

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #39 on:** January 28, 2007, 06:10:29 AM »

Oh well, I didn't win Powerball either. The sun always rises

drozmight · « **Reply #40 on:** January 28, 2007, 08:33:27 AM »

I am alone

whiteACID · « **Reply #41 on:** January 28, 2007, 09:20:32 AM »

FIRST NAME: Leah
LAST NAME: Morgan
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: U.S.
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Deaf Culture, Asshole Gaming, Video Games (of course), taking my dogs for a walk, Macabre
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE: I would find some say to prove to her my homosexuality factor
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE: Probably punch the bitch
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Doggy
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy): picture sent, other than that average
STDs: Awaiting test results
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE: This gen? 360, last gens Dreamcast
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: YES
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Someday
DO YOU OWN A CAR: Yes, a very nice one

Prost · « **Reply #42 on:** January 28, 2007, 11:03:42 AM »

I don't understand, you guys shouldn't be celebrating this... yeah sure she's single, but she just got out of a major long relationship, and you all expect her to just suddenly snap out and completely forget the time she put into it in an instant. At least show her some respect time period or something.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #43 on:** January 28, 2007, 11:16:09 AM »

oh yeah like your nice guy routine is gonna win her over in the end

whiteACID · « **Reply #44 on:** January 28, 2007, 11:31:08 AM »

Quote from: Prost on January 28, 2007, 11:03:42 AM

I don't understand, you guys shouldn't be celebrating this... yeah sure she's single, but she just got out of a major long relationship, and you all expect her to just suddenly snap out and completely forget the time she put into it in an instant. At least show her some respect time period or something.

Did you miss the Single thread she stickied?

Bacon · « **Reply #45 on:** January 28, 2007, 11:37:27 AM »

I think MAF stickied it.

whiteACID · « **Reply #46 on:** January 28, 2007, 11:41:57 AM »

Still, she doesn't sound too depressed about it.

Bacon · « **Reply #47 on:** January 28, 2007, 11:45:45 AM »

You can't hear the pain she feels over the internet.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #48 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:01:19 PM »

I think if she REALLY felt bad we wouldnt know about it.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #49 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:38:08 PM »

INTERNET

SERIOUS BUSINESS

Christopher · « **Reply #50 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:39:45 PM »

holy shit people really do believe cloud is a man - we gotta keep it going

Bacon · « **Reply #51 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:40:12 PM »

Could you cry a little? Lie just a little? Pretend that you're feeling a little more pain?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #52 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:51:19 PM »

lol faith hill.

Bacon · « **Reply #53 on:** January 28, 2007, 01:46:23 PM »

Actually it's Angie Aparo.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/b0o612

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Author Topic: Raffle tickets for cloudwalking's heart begins now! (Read 2881 times)