I already had my first comically stupid moment, and the year has barely started.
Stumbled over a shoe, which caused me to drop the keys I was holding to grab a nearby wall. Managed to step on the freshly dropped keys while I was regaining my balance. Carved out a tiny chunk of my Sole, because of course I was barefooted at that precise moment - in fact, I was on my way to get my slippers.
Fuck yeah, bring it on, 2018.
Happy new Yearmas, you bores. Ich hoffe ihr hattet einen Guten Rutsch.
