Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault

[benjipwns]

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/taco-bell-burrito-attack-384907

A Taco Bell employee is facing arrest after allegedly throwing a “hot burrito” at his manager because he was “upset over having to work the morning shift,” South Carolina police report.

Spartanburg cops were called to a Taco Bell Monday afternoon after employee Christopher Dalton got into a dispute with Patricia Keeley, his manager.

Keeley told an officer that Dalton was upset over his work schedule and “was getting into several verbal disputes with other coworkers.” Keeley said that when she told Dalton to “stop being a crybaby,” he exploded.

Dalton allegedly “slung” a burrito at Keeley, who told police that “the melted cheese got all over her left arm and went all down her left side and leg.” Keeley added that the airborne burrito “made a mess of the entire kitchen as well, getting cheese over all the appliances.”

Before storming out of the fast food restaurant, Dalton “took off his headset and broke it on his knee and threw it on the ground, causing it to break into several pieces.”

After taking photos of “Keeley and the mess made,” police filed for a warrant charging Dalton, a Spartanburg resident, with misdemeanor assault.

I still don't see proof this "hot burrito" isn't a euphemism of some kind.

[Joe Molotov]

Some women don't like it when you give the ol' hot burrito first thing in the morning.

[BlueTsunami]

A "Hot Burrito" to me would be wrapping your fully erect dick in a very hot, wet towel then immediately penetrating a gaping asshole or vagina with no warning as to the unexpected temperature

[HardcoreRetro]

You think you're so edgy with your post but wait till you find out what it actually is.

It consists of a large wheat tortilla with various fillings. It is wrapped into a closed-ended cylinder, in contrast to a taco, where the tortilla is simply folded around the fillings.

Wow, gross! 

[team filler]

where were all these hot burritos when I was in highschool?

[Let's Cyber]

A "Hot Burrito" to me would be wrapping your fully erect dick in a very hot, wet towel then immediately penetrating a gaping asshole or vagina with no warning as to the unexpected temperature

[zomgee]

A "Hot Burrito" to me would be wrapping your fully erect dick in a very hot, wet towel then immediately penetrating a gaping asshole or vagina with no warning as to the unexpected temperature

Hmm. 

Still, better than eating at Del Taco.

[Atramental]

I dated a girl who’s last name was Dalton (granted, a common last name around here).


Hopefully that wasn’t her brother. 

[HardcoreRetro]

They could always call in Lucky Luke.

[jorma]

I don't think you get to call other people a crybaby and then call the cops after losing a food fight.

[Dennis]

Some women don't like it when you give the ol' hot burrito first thing in the morning.

Over to you, nudemacusers.

[chronovore]

So, just to be clear: the manager called him a crybaby and his response was to throw a tantrum?

[BlueTsunami]

Burritoman Crybaby

[benjipwns]

So, just to be clear: the manager called him a crybaby and his response was to throw a tantrum?

right, then the manager called the police on him because he left

[Yeti]

She called the police because it is a crime to waste a delicious Taco Bell burrito like that.

[Tasty]

A "Hot Burrito" to me would be wrapping your fully erect dick in a very hot, wet towel then immediately penetrating a gaping asshole or vagina with no warning as to the unexpected temperature

I prefer the "Whopper." That's where you take your erect dick and slap it on your sleeping partner's mouth.