being sick

[seagrams hotsauce]

can suck my dick 

[Madrun Badrun]

A bj from Pestilence never solved anything. 

[Momo]

I just caught some bullshit on a 10 hour flight, fuck those flying incubators

[Nabbis]

Best thing ever in elementary since you could skip school and play videogames.

Meanwhile in university... "Got pneumonia? Too bad, asshole."

[Rahxephon91]

Every time I'm sick, I always think of Superman in Superman 4.

[samfish]

Fuck this flu season. First, everyone in my family got sick right before Xmas (starting with me), then my parents got the flu, now everyone in my household has a god damned cold again. It's blows. I'm just glad my youngin's didn't get the flu this year. Shit is killing kids

[Mr. Gundam]

Got a flu shot like I was always do. Still got the flu.

Fuuuck.

[TVC15]

What looked like a bowl of chili just came out of my ass.

[TVC15]

for like the 5th time in the past hour I mean

[Trent Dole]

Yeah, it's been pretty much the entire month for me. Apparently the flu has a very high fatality rate this year so being tired twice as fast and having a headache and shitting two or three times as much as normal isn't that bad?

[seagrams hotsauce]

That was the weirdest bout of illness I've felt in a while. I was pretty disoriented, and I barely remember making this thread. By midnight on sunday my sinuses had basically stopped being a faucet, but I got a pretty awful headache and some bad nausea for a while. Laid down, woke up, was pretty much back to normal.

Little bitch ass virus can't keep ya boy down for long

[Clockwork5]

I'm sick. It's my day off. I have to go in to work anyway.

 

[chronovore]

Got a flu shot like I was always do. Still got the flu.

Fuuuck.

Vaccine was surprisingly ineffective this year.

[Clockwork5]

I'm sick. It's my day off. I have to go in to work anyway.

 

Well I was sick enough to get sent home anyway. Time to get high and play Zelda while shivering with a blanket.

[Corporal]

Yaaaay. My stomach has decided to help me with my perpetually ineffective diet by refusing any and all solid foods.

I got revenge, though. Warm (de-gassed) coke and chicken soup. And some freshly pressed oranges.

Seriously, fuck this.

And fuck kids. Figuratively. Little tykes are walking germ dispensers.

[Madrun Badrun]

cold

[HardcoreRetro]

What's truly sick is the people on Resetera laughing at people that died in a train crash.

*Stifles laughter*

[BlueTsunami]

I actually like that mild sense of delirium you get at the apex of a cold. All warm and tucked in while youre a little out of it. If only it was just that, for a single night and youre all better the next day. What sort of drug approximates this?

[chronovore]

Caught a cold last Friday. Had a fever on Monday. Cleared two job interviews this week, which was apparently what was keeping me together. Fucking cough is now getting worse. Gonna dose up on nighttime cold medicine and have a damned nap.