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The best part of Return of the Jedi
« on: January 29, 2018, 09:12:23 PM »


The franchise was all downhill from Yub Nub.
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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2018, 09:13:49 PM »
And then they replaced yub nub with bad CGI in the special edition

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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2018, 09:17:39 PM »
I have to disagree though, the best part was the dude crying over his pet rancor


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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2018, 09:21:26 PM »
Really, the whole Jabba’s palace bit is probably the best part. That whole opening sequence is like it’s own mini movie that’s better than the feature. I just like scanning for Yub Nub.
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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2018, 09:33:32 PM »
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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2018, 10:17:44 PM »
Do you think Lando ever porked Nien Nunb’s mouth in a moment of desperation? It’s on the verge of looking like the human ladyparts he is familiar with.
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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2018, 10:23:08 PM »
Here's the true best part of Return of the Jedi

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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2018, 11:58:43 PM »
ROTJ fucking owns fuck haters
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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2018, 12:43:04 AM »
RotJ would have been so much better without the second Death Star.

Same principle applies to TFA and Ep 9.

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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2018, 01:12:34 AM »
You know what the best part of the Last Jedi was?

Nothing. The whole thing sucked.

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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2018, 07:17:09 AM »
ROTJ fucking owns fuck haters

What were at the time? Four? Five? No wonder it was impressive.

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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2018, 07:41:09 AM »
My favorite part was when the hairy little stoneage forest dwarves defeated the highly advanced Space Fascist mechas with nothing but logs on ropes and rudimentary traps.

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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2018, 10:52:24 AM »
My favorite part was when the hairy little stoneage forest dwarves defeated the highly advanced Space Fascist mechas with nothing but logs on ropes and rudimentary traps.
If only the resistance had thought to try sticks and stoneaged weapons years ago!
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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2018, 12:07:13 PM »
My favorite part was when the hairy little stoneage forest dwarves defeated the highly advanced Space Fascist mechas with nothing but logs on ropes and rudimentary traps.

Just like VIET-GODDAMN-NAM. You missed the point.
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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2018, 12:29:12 PM »
ROTJ fucking owns fuck haters

What were at the time? Four? Five? No wonder it was impressive.

I hated Star Wars as a little kid. I thought they were boring space movies. I didn’t know anyone who was a SW fan growing up (born in 85). By then Star Wars toys were dead. I didn’t get into it until I was old enough to appreciate it, which was 11, when the special editions came out. ROTJ was my favorite SW for a long time. I liked it just a bit more than ESB.
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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2018, 05:00:53 PM »
I like the part where Luke and Leia are on those hover bikes.  Hammil is doing his best to make it exciting and Fisher is just chilling and probably high as fuck.

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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2018, 05:18:59 PM »
My favorite part was when the hairy little stoneage forest dwarves defeated the highly advanced Space Fascist mechas with nothing but logs on ropes and rudimentary traps.

Just like VIET-GODDAMN-NAM. You missed the point.
THe Viet Cong were not cavemen using only stone age tech you racist fuck.

And the Americans didn't have AT-ATs, Speeder Bikers or laser weaponry. Checkmate.

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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2018, 10:10:33 PM »
Infiltration of Jabba’s Palace and the desert barges are the best, right up until Lucas vents his frustrations with fans on Boba Fett by taking him out ignonimously and then dropping him into a massive, gaping vagina dentata.

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Re: The best part of Return of the Jedi
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2018, 10:15:20 PM »
ROTJ has so many classic moments. The entire Jabba's Palace section. The speedsters scene. The space battles. Fucking LANDO. The entire part with Luke in Empire hands. I especially love the scene where Luke talks to Vader on the way to the throne room.  That's without mentioning the actual throne room scenes. I love ROTJ. I even like the Ewoks.
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